LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 17: Plunder Yandere And Survive!
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[Optional Spoiler for those that have figured it out already. Tim Smith's Profile is current for this chapter, and it will change with every Heroine.]
Chapter 17: Plunder Yandere And Survive! by Harem-Fan
As the pair of us return to the women, Luna's mother greets me more warmly than before. And yes, she has a Russian accent.
"Congratulations Tim. I was afraid my daughter's standards were too high for any man, but you seem to have captured my baby girl's heart. Just call me mother, fufu."
I pushed up my glasses and responded humbly.
"Well, it was a chance encounter that changed our fate. I had a little accident that crossed our paths. Forgive me for being a bit rough from humble backgrounds, but I will try not to shame Luna."
Luna then nuzzled into my side, forcing me to hold her waist, showing her parents we are not a fake couple.
And for the next 15 minutes or so, we shared surface information on our two sides. I have been alert however. I have also confirmed my five senses have been slowly getting stronger.
[In my novel, I had left a way for a Psychic to delve into their inner space, like where Rain's two selves share. If I can find that place inside of me, with meditation, I can learn more about my powers. The problem is... Meditation is not easy to do, it is not like Yoga peace and calm. I will have to find a special-room to block all distractions, sigh.]
Rain not too far away, heard that, and she decided to take me to it on Monday. Then she saw Me open my eyes wide and my inner heart spoke again. Luna has been listening with interest as well...
[Could my Power be that? That is Sandman's most powerful ability! Um, let me feel my shoulder...]
As I reached into my left shoulder, I looked for that deep set of teeth marks left by Ann, and I only felt soft skin. In fact, I have not felt any of my old scars I had in the clinic on Monday. I felt my heart skip a beat!
[No, Sandman has the Power of Plunder (uncontrolled)! Do I have a pure form of it? So, I should then have Fast Healing, and Heightened Senses & Reflexes! Oh, and Charm? So I will look young forever?]
"Tim dear, you look a bit spaced out, are you feeling well?"
"Sorry Luna, I had just remembered some important things to do next week, I will not space out again. Oh, what are we doing now?"
Luna smiled at my awkward face and pulled me out to a side room with her parents.
"We are going to another patio for family photos, and you are going to be with me, fufu."
[Seems Luna has decided to marry me after all. Well, no escape for me. But Luna, despite her temper, is perfect in every other way, so no loss. And unlike my other life, multiple wives are fine. Well a Yandere Harem is a bit special, sigh...]
Luna, hearing my inner heart, almost shouted out loud and wanted to leap into my arms... Thankfully the public overrides that impulse. But she looked into my eyes and told me...
"Tim Smith, I love you... Marry me and give me two children?"
[Holy Shit! Out of nowhere she is asking me her deepest fantasy?! Does anyone hear a Jeopardy countdown tone?! Think man, Think fast! I better just bite the bullet instead of a fist...]
"How about this... I will marry you if you get pregnant with my child?"
If I do not at least put that clause on, she would have dragged my ass to a church right after this ball... No for real she would.
In my book, she brought a priest into the cell my MC was tied up in. I know, right? That poor priest was so awkward marrying a chained up man.
"Oh? Then we can get married tonight?"
[Fuck-balls! I forgot Luna is ignorant about the Birds and the Bees! Oh, oh, oh, I can do this!]
"My fiance, I need to have sex with you one time a week for 3 months to get you pregnant, then on January 1st we can get married, how is that?"
Her eyes closed as she planned and compared it to her imagination. I am sweat-dropping inside! Please buy it!
"Then you will come home with me tonight, and we will work on our baby! I have already made room for you in my bedroom..."
[Ugh! I need to convince her without denying her...]
"Luna, then until we are married, I will stay over once a week in our room, to work on our baby, alright?"
Fuck this is tough...
"Is that all? Um, then let us make it on Sunday's, and I will bring you to school on Monday mornings, and I will need to get an engagement ring, fufu."
I am kinda going nuts inside, trying to limit her overboard behavior! So I will mention.
"Luna, on occasion, I need to help the local Police and FBI on special crime scenes, so if they call me on Sunday, I will only be missing for a couple hours, is that okay with you?"
Luna had just remembered I did that and she pouted and said.
"Then I will take you to the jobs and bring you back, I won't budge on that. My time with my fiance is too important."
Rain behind me rolls her eyes at my dilemma.
But I see this as a win, because I recorded her concessions on my smartphone, so her delusions won't change her mind. Luna is tricky if you are not careful.
But I have no clue what to do in January, future me... Good Luck! If I do have Jill's Charm Power, I will never use it on Luna, ever!
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The five of us and the Vandal bodyguards all made it out to the gazebo the event coordinator set up for all of the donating bigwigs, to take photos.
Naturally, Luna wants this memory very badly, so I would be held by two bodyguards had I refused. I am not a simp, I just like breathing!
[What amazes me the most, Luna has not recognized Rain with her black hair and glasses. I thought she would have noticed her homeroom teacher, right? Well Rain is my undercover partner after all.]
I had not noticed Luna's surprised eyes when she finally noticed the black haired server. She then understood who my backup was, so she asked me, loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Dear, I will need to hire you a personal maid, what about that lady there, she seems to like you? I have noticed she is very attentive with you dear?"
[Okay, maybe it would have been better to recognize her as our teacher and not a very attentive maid, cough. Well, let's make Lemonade with this pile of deadly lemons! Or make Yanderaid™?]
I looked at the unamused Cold and said.
"If she was willing I would not refuse, but I am sure she has a job already."
Luna, having fun with me, then asks Rain.
"Miss, my husband will need a personal maid every Sunday, are you willing to work for him for 5,000 dollars a week?"
Cold looks at Luna and makes Warm scream by saying...
"I am willing, please call me Miss Warm. I will start tonight."
"Good, I and Tim will exchange information."
[What........ No seriously...... What? Cold is a special kind of amazing... Warm must be trying to seize the body to stop Cold! Poor Warm, hehe.]
Cold leans into my ear and says it bluntly.
"First, it is my day off... Second, I can rescue you from her if necessary... And the most important thing... 20,000 dollars a month is huge. I have a high IQ, I know what is good for us."
[Warm, you are so lucky to have Cold watch your back, she is smart.]
Luna however is laughing at the two of us being happy, but what we do not know... Luna just gained one of the strongest harem allies!
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Just as the Vandal family of 4 was getting the picture taken, I see a naked woman holding a glasslike dagger.
This woman is using a Psychic Invisibility Power that makes biological material transparent, so she uses a crystal dagger that is very hard to see.
Normal observers can only see a shard of glass floating in the air, but the woman is none existent. Even security cameras cannot see her, just thermal imagery can see her like the Predator from the movies.
She is trying to slowly round behind for a sneak attack and has confidence to never be seen, so my looks and movements do not alert her.
So I move out from the picture and yell to the guards. while I move away to help Rain locate the assassin.
I grabbed the wine glass from Rain's drink tray, and moved.
"Surround and protect the Vandals! An assassin is here!"
First, the invisible woman stopped moving in confusion.
Second, Rain had an automatic pistol hidden under her tray and pulled it out, dropping the tray, and aiming in the direction I am facing.
Third, the bodyguards who were prepared, surrounded all 3 Vandals, while other guests started sprinting away seeing a handgun.
Lastly, I flung red wine from the glass at the woman, and some of it splashed on her shoulders, giving something for Rain to aim at, but...
[OH, FUCK ME! I forgot what Tony's last words to me truly meant! He was not hitting Luna's dad, but me!]
The assassin lady knowing the jig was up, only rushed to kill me and attempt an escape. I wish I was smarter and guessed what his words meant, damn.
Bang! Bang! Rain was only able to graze her shoulder, due to bad target sighting, and not trying to hit bystanders. I could only move backward, looking for anything to block the woman's glass blade.
And no, I do not have the Butterfly Knife on me, and even if I did, I would not be able to unfold it in this critical moment. I could only pick up the thrown server tray, and hold it in front of me like a shield.
Thankfully, my new reflexes allow me to follow her blade as it is snaking at my heart.
"TIIIIIIM!"
Bang! Bang! Bang! Two of Rain's shots hit, one in her thigh, and the other her left arm. I heard from behind me, Luna screaming, but I am in a zone of concentration to block the blade.
Chink! Her blade easily penetrated the round tray in my hands, and her strength that is three times better than mine, collapsed my arms, allowing her strike to continue, but slower.
Bang! This time, Rain's shot hit the center-mass, but won't help right now.
Slitch! I felt the blade sink into my left-side of my chest, where my heart is, and I felt a bit of resistance, then a slight sharp pain...
Boom! Thud! Then from my left side, Luna had rushed to my side, swinging her small fist, and landing it in the centermass wound left by Rain. With a sickening loud thud, the assassin was sent flying over 30 feet, and landing in a wall, deader than dead.
Both Rain and Luna assisted me immediately, and I seem to be semi-alright.
"Tim, don't move, let me remove it, just keep holding the tray, yes just like that."
Rain smiled while pulling the dagger and tray out of being stuck in my mother's hip-flask. The glass-blade only scraped one of my ribs.
"Ah, fuck the alcohol is burning the stab, fuck me!"
While Luna was tearing off the upper section of my formal wear, to look at my stab, Rain said in a joking mood, holding the now ruined hip-flask.
"I admit it, drinking saved your life!"
All of the undercover police had been acting from the start of the disturbance, and the event planners closed the patio, calming the guests' panic.
Sadly, events like this are common in Night City, just like in DC's Gotham City.
[Thankfully, I am fine, and I can confirm that I do have fast healing, though it is slower than Regeneration. I will be fully healed in about an hour. Regeneration would be healed in 30 seconds.]
Luna looks like she will cry,and was not even bothered about killing that woman. I smile at Luna and say to her,
"I promise by the time I get to your home, my wound will be fully healed, I can confirm it. I already feel the itchy feeling of healing, and the alcohol has already cleaned it, haha, ouch!"
[Okay, laughing sucks right now! I need to also thank Rain for distracting her from me...]
While Luna was holding a handkerchief on my wound, with her clean hand, I said to Rain.
"Thanks... you really protected me there. Without the wounds on her, my heart could have been stabbed there, so I owe you."
Rain, done talking to the officer in charge, changed her eyes to blue, and she smiled.
"Can't let my partner die now can I? Oh, that's right, I think you made me your personal maid now, humph!"
[With a work ethic like that, I am putting Warm in a mid-thigh maid outfit, with cleavage, hehe!]
The smug smile on Warm's mouth froze, and Luna went from a frown to an evil smile, thinking how she can make me happy. Yandere are scary!
But the real winner tonight is Cold... She can make Warm work as my maid while she rests, that was why she took the job. Cold gets paid for being smart.
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