LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 11: My Gold Fingers Are My Yandere!
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[Butterfly Knife: A balisong, also known as a butterfly knife, fan knife or Batangas knife, is a type of folding pocket knife that originated in the Philippines. Its distinct features are two handles counter-rotating around the tang such that, when closed, the blade is concealed within grooves in the handles.]
Chapter 11: My Gold Fingers Are My Yandere! by Harem-Fan
As I walked back into class, Dan was waiting for me this time, beating any other random-ass girl from cutting bro time.
"Tim, I think you have become popular all of a sudden. I wish you bumped your head at the age of 10, ha-ha."
I put my hand on his shoulder as we walked to our desk and told him.
"If the girls I attracted were all normal, then yes."
"No, that Luna Vandal and Aisha More are really nice girls. They are the dream lovers of all the boys!"
I look at him like he is dumb... No with women, he really is dumb! So I said,
"Then I dare you to ask them out?"
Dan, a 6 foot tall ladies man, blushed and made excuses like a preteen.
"No, I do not want a girlfriend before University. I think girls get in the way of education. Plus mom had us too early in life, and I do not want to get a woman pregnant too early."
[Damn, before you passed by the end of my first manuscript, you had slept with at least a dozen women, well only like three of them you wanted to sleep with. And in the end, not a single child was left behind. Fuck, you even slept with my widow, now I feel like I got green hatted after I died to Ann, sigh.]
"Son, don't worry, it is normal to feel confused with girls. Just let your dad help you out!"
After I said my kinda joke, and before Dan could punch my shoulder, we were taken aback with the sudden laughter from the inside middle seat.
Slap Slap! "Fufufu~ Ha-ha-ha, oh that book is soooo funny, fufu."
We look at Aisha holding her belly after slapping the table, while holding a biology book. I was unaware that Aisha had a dark sense of humor and thought my dad joke was perfect. Hackers are scary.
When both Dan and I knew it was just Aisha being stupid, he asked.
"What will we do for lunch? The lunchroom, roof, or leave campus for fast food?"
I think of any events that might happen on the second day of school, and I remember none, so I say.
"Here is 20 dollars, can you grab a couple of slices of pizza from the Pizza Hut, in the lunchroom, and then let's eat up on the roof. The weather is still good, and I can smoke?"
Dan, who loves pizza more than his little sister, just nodded to my plan and took the money.
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Not much happened till lunchtime, so I went up to find seating, while Dan got the food. This way, we will have one of the 20 outdoor tables to ourselves. Lovers come here to eat lunch when the weather is good.
Buzz Buzz! My phone is vibrating with an incoming call from Luna, so I took it.
-Hello Tim, I am in the lunchroom eating, and I did not see you... Is everything fine?-
I hear it is noisy as shit in there, and I tell this sexy woman the truth.
"Thank you for caring, but I am fine. My friend Dan and I are going to eat on the roof, so I can smoke. I know you hate smokers, but this is a habit for life that I love."
I heard silence from Luna and the noisy background, then she spoke.
-...... I do not hate you smoking. You seem to only smoke outside, so you are at least responsible, and that is acceptable for me...-
[What? In my book, she hospitalized someone once for blowing smoke near her. Maybe she likes me enough to ignore what she hates? Well I hate smelling like smoke, so I wear a smoking jacket, and use mint mouth spray afterwards. I also chew gum. I know in my past life, my mistress used to hate it when I smoked as well, sigh.]
"As long as you can accept me smoking, drinking, and caring for those I love... Then you and I can be close friends. I just like to lay my cards on the table."
-Well, as a close friend, I should make some concessions. I hope you can do the same for me?-
"Sure. Well Dan is here with the pizza, so I will see you in class Pres.... Bye... Click!"
As Dan sat at one of the tables in the middle with me, he handed two boxes of single slice pepperoni to me, and he asked.
"You only have my Evergreen family on your phone, so that must have been another girlfriend?"
"No, it was President Luna, plus I am not dating any of the girls in our high school."
Just as the two of us were getting into our guy chat, a grumpy student approached us. He glares at me, and I am confused.
"Fuck Tony! What happened to your eye?!"
Treasurer Tony White, has a closed swollen left eye that is dark purple. My face really has shock on it, because it looks creepy. He grits his teeth and accuses me.
"What, you did not hire a thug in a black business suit to hit me? He clearly warned me to not offend you?!"
[Fuck, I think my Gold Finger is a Yandere?! Shit, this bitch must have been beaten by Luna's men. Fuck, not laughing right now is hurting my cheeks!]
"Okay, okay, Let's think logically here Tony. First, I have amnesia, so who do I know? Second, you and I only met yesterday, so what offending did either of us do? And lastly, where and how could I find thugs to beat you, and be dumb enough to use my name?"
"Do you think I am stupid, Tim?"
"Before this, no..."
Tony, hearing the mocking tone, was hit with anger and rage and shoved me hard enough to shoot me off my seat onto the ground.
[Fuck you Tony, you bastard... You are lucky I cannot fight. Now my back hurts.]
So I stand up and point to everyone looking, and then threaten him.
"The reason I think you are dumb is to try and fight with all of these people watching. I think you need to apologize to the President before the end of the day, or I will let her know I cannot stay in the student council with a violent kid."
[The problem of loving a Yandere... They will kill all threats. Even if I wanted to let this idiot go, I am afraid I do not know who will kill him. I hate fighting and hurting others, but I really cannot stop the women of this dark world.]
Tony then stomps off after seeing all of the onlookers, and I think...
[But honestly, if Tony White dies, I won't shed a tear... He is actually in the same group that works under Sandman, but he is just low-level trash. But what makes me hate him and mee, for writing it, is the fact that in a month, he tries to drug Luna with aphrodisiacs and take her. That was the moment she raped Dan and she fell in love with him.]
Dan, worried about me, dusts off my back and asks.
"Brother, what is up with you and him? And are you alright?"
"Sigh... I am alright, thanks. This is why dating beautiful women is a pain.... All the boys hate you and want you to fail. Dan, I will let you in on a secret... This Night City is cursed in darkness and evil, and the good guys are all murderers."
Dan hearing my truthful words, laughs at me for being emotional and dark in his eyes, only comforts me.
"You sound like an old man, Tim, haha!"
At this moment, a short girl with long blond hair and a small flower hair-clip, came up the stairs. She then walked to the two of us.
I look at Ann who was wearing a white short summer-dress with white stockings and ask her in surprise.
"What is up Ann? How come you are not with your friends?"
I see her eyes scan the rooftop with her keen senses, then she puckers her lips in displeasure pointing to our pizza.
"Brother was seen by me, buying pizza and you two cheap bastards did not invite me, humph."
So I handed over my second unopened slice to this bad liar, and told her.
"Here, I lost my appetite, so eat my pizza for me."
Just as Ann had a smug smile for me being considerate of her actions, Dan ruins it.
"Didn't you say before how hungry you were?"
[Why? Why in the hell did I make you a fucking dense protagonist to women's feelings, sigh?]
So that was how Ann joined us for lunch.
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Just as the 3 of us were going back to class, Ann tugged my jacket's back and stopped me from following Dan.
She reached under her skirt when no one was looking, and pulled out a 6 inch chromed long rectangular piece of metal.
She then looked into my eyes and started to twist her wrist and fingers in a dizzying rhythm. The two pieces of metal continually spun, occasionally hiding and revealing a double edged dagger-like blade. The metal clanking sound was melodic and beautiful.
Suddenly as I was amazed at her skill, she closed it, and put it in my hand. She then looked to the side with a blush and told me.
"That is my favorite Butterfly Knife. I did not get you a gift for your birthday, and you are too weak to defend yourself, Lastly, do not do tricks with it, or you will be missing fingers. See you in class dumbass..."
Ann's blue eyes avoided me as she ran past me chasing after Dan. Feeling the warm blade in my hand, still with her scent, touched me in a strange way.
[That was fucking adorable. I have strange tastes.]
So I accidentally slid her knife in with the red panties, like it was a set. When I noticed it, I thought about when I woke up yesterday for the first time.
I shake my head as I go back to class and ponder.
[She will need to choose one of us soon, before Sandman targets Rain, Ann, Luna, or Aisha next month on the full moon of October. Ann, like Jill, fell to Sandman before Dan and she were a thing. So I have less than 2 months to remove them from Sandman's shopping list of virgins, sigh...]
As I went to class, 4 women shuddered at that dark news.
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