A NEET’s Guide to the Parallel World: Healer, the Strongest Cheat?

“Don’t make me say this again. Nem will not be going with either of you. So return to whatever circus the two of you came from. You’re making the air foul.”

The two kings looked stiff, I felt when the surprise to what I’d said turned to embarrassment and then when the embarrassment turned to anger.

“Y, yy,y,y,y,y,y You mother f*****r!”

Nut was the first to shout but the guard next to the king stepped forward in front of him, his expression turning to anger.

“What did you just say!? That is disrespectful, this is the king of the Utopiya kingdom!”

Then the fat king also joined in.

“I will not forgive you! I can’t stand this and after I was so tolerant too! The death penalty! Kill him now!”

I get the death penalty even though I only spoke one time? Are all kings this short tempered? If that’s the case maybe the empire is better.

“The death penalty? Well if thats the case then I guess I need to kill you here before that happens.”

I wasn’t making fun of them anymore but was instead answering with a straight face. More importantly there’s no way I can hand Nem over to these guys.

“How dare you! For a mere student to speak to me this way! Capture him and torture him until he breaks! The death penalty was too kind for him!”

“Oh? King Nut, for once we are in agreement. How about we share a drink while we watch this guy in agony?”

Suddenly the two of them were smiling happily to each other.

“What a good idea! Why don’t we prepare some good wine for this occasion?”

“Oh we should have something to eat as well. How is beastman meat? My country has the most delicious meats, like the oxman’s meat.”

……Huh?

Did they just say that beastmen were delicious?

“Low lifes……”

I said this without thinking. How dare they eat Beastmen.

“What, You’re still talking!?”

“I can’t stand it anymore, I’ll show you what it means to taunt a king!”

Apparently the empire isn’t the only country oppressing the beastmen. I have to do something, these guys shouldn’t be allowed to live, someone should do something about them soon.

“Utopiya and Pascantin right?”

Those are stupid names.

“We do not have to give you our names!”

“It’s too late to apologize!”

“You don’t have to forgive me. 《Vomiting weakness》”

I muttered in a voice that they couldn’t hear.

“UU!”

“UU!”

The two kings suddenly collapsed with their hands over their mouths.

“King Tonpearl! Whats the matter!?”

“Wha! King Nut!”

The escorts rush over to their respective kings.

“Uuuuoeee!”

‘Ihihihihihihi, Eat eat! These insects are delicious!’

The old lady was force feeding kind Nut insects.

“Boueeeee!”

‘This one is called scarab! It will eat up all that fat around your belly for you!’

Another old lady was feeding insects to King Tonpearl.

“Uooooeeee!”

At that moment Nut expelled his first insect, a cockroach looking creature.

“””Kyaaaaaa!”””

The students around me began to scream.

“Nito! This…?”

Toa seemed impatient for some reason.

“Yeah. It’s the same magic as before. I limit it to trash like these two.”

“Not that! If this goes on these two will die right?”

Toa seemed to be angry and worried about the two kings. Whats wrong? Isn’t it Nem who you should be worried for?

“They should die.”

“Huh?…”

These guys shouldn’t be alive.

“I said they should die. No one will notice their deaths, but while they are alive they are hurting beastmen. They shouldnt be kept alive.”

“That!”

“Thats the natural result!”

I answered back a little strongly.

Don’t tell me they should be kept alive. Even Toa should be aware that there is no law in this world. That they created countries in which they can do whatever they want and where if someone does something that they don’t like then that person is killed. That can’t be good.

“Toa if I wasn’t here Nem would have been taken and been subjected to cruel treatment.”

“But… Didn’t they say that they wanted to make her court mage?”

“ Did you not listen to what they were saying!? Even if they made her court mage in the end she would have been forced into something and treated like garbage. I can tell what these guys were thinking, they don’t consider beastmen to be living beings.”

“It’s like lord Nito says.”

Sufilia agreed with my words.

“Its normal for humans to treat beastmen badly. Especially if you’re the king, because no matter what you do, how unethical or vile the treatment of a person you will still be the king.”

“But…”

Toa still looked unconvinced.

“Toa, I hear that demons as a race do not involve themselves with other races. So i can understand that you’re not able to understand.But this is how humans are.”

Apparently Sufilia was as familiar as I was with how humans behaved. She’s been in this world longer than I have and was raised under a crazy king after all. She’s probably seen scenes like that a lot. Although she says her hobby is to take advantage of the weak, there was no sympathy in Sufilia.

Meanwhile Nem, who would normally be the first one to threaten the enemy was clinging to me scared.

“It’s ok Nem, I will protect you and I’ll eliminate anyone who gets in the way.”

I looked at the two kings and their escorts.

“《Phantom pain》”

“””Guooaaaaaaa!”””

“”GYaaaaa!””

They all distorted their face in severe pain, But it wasn’t enough, it doesn’t mean anything if they only feel pain for a short amount of time.

‘In that case master, should we do it little by little?’

“Huh?”

I doubted my eyes.

“What…you?”

‘If we only give them a little pain they won’t die immediately and they can enjoy it for a long time. What do you think master, isn’t it a good idea?”

“You….”

There was something that was filling the area around the kings and their escorts.

Demons? No, Children? Their eyes were black and there was no hair on their heads but instead horns. Their skin was deep green and they were naked except for a loin cloth, each of them carried a dagger that they stabbed the king’s and their escorts with.

I had magic called the birth of regret that seemed to be able to create children but this was different.

‘More importantly master? You can finally see us right? We were waiting for you to notice us.’

The children all turned to me as they talked while stabbing with their other hands.

“”Gyaaaa, Uuuoooeeee!””

“”fuGyaaaaa! Uuuoooeeee!””

The two kings scream and spit out insects repeatedly.

‘Ihihihi, We won’t kill them quickly.’

The two old women seemed to adjust according to my will, even the insects in the bottles they held appeared to be different.

“Nito….This..”

Toa looked horrified, although all she and the others could see was the kings screaming and spitting out insects.

“You don’t have to force yourself to watch. You can turn away if you want but I will continue to watch. “

I have to get used to this because its not the end. Everything is according to my will so if I look away now it would be the same as turning my back on the abyss.

Then I saw two people rushing towards us, Sabrina and Oswald. At they same time from a different direction another two people were approaching us.

“Nito! This….”

Francesca and Dolly. Francesca had called my name but when she saw what was happening her expression changed completely. On the other hand Sabrina and Oswald were at a loss for words. The kings and their escorts were both on the floor vomiting and contorting in pain, some of the onlookers were vomiting at the sight of it as well.

“Nito…….What……in the world…”

Sabrina tried to question me but she still seemed to not be able to speak properly.

“Well, I came to pick Nem up and before I noticed it this was happening.”

The two principals squinted at me suspiciously. Toa, Sufilia and Nem were all clinging to me.

“What’s wrong with Nem? She seems to be scared of something?”

“Oh she was a little surprised when they started screaming in front of her.”

I pretended as though I didn’t know what was going on but the two of them kept their eyes on me nonetheless. On the other hand Dolly was enthusiastically taking pictures whil Francesca was writing nonstop….. Is she moaning?

‘Master! Master! If its the arm it will hurt but they won’t die!?’

These children were the phantoms. I replied to them using telepathy.

‘Alright, do it, make it so that they can’t use them.’

At that the phantoms grinned.

‘Alright everyone! We got Master’s permission! Let’s stab them in the arms!!!’

‘’’’’’’Yay!!!!!!’’’’’’’

The phantoms all raised their arms enthusiastically, and then stabbed down at the same time.

“Gyaaaaaaa! My arm! My arm!”

Apparently king Nut was still conscious enough to be in agony over his arm as his tears soaked the ground. Following him, his escort fell into agony holding their arms as well.

“It hurt’s! It hurts!”

Tonpearl and his escorts were screaming as they held their arms as well.

“Everyone, please pull yourselves together, what in the world is going on!?”

Sabrina ran up to them and called out confused but nothing changed. Even healing magic did nothing to help them.

“What a terrible situation.”

Oswald watched calmly while stroking his beard, it seemed as though he was trying to come up with a plan. Toa’s expression was clouded but she was doing her best to hide her expression so as not to give me away. But if something goes wrong I’ll just drop out.

“I dont know whats happening but for the time being we have no choice but to try and treat them.”

Oswald had a mysterious look on his face as he was muttering.