Chapter 89
Chapter 88: Prank Night
Chapter 88 Mischief Night
“Very well, it seems that everyone already understands the situation, so I won’t go into details, but please follow the rules — I mean, follow my rules.”
Gently coughed, and Gu Mo, who retracted his gaze, said cheerfully. At the same time, with the other hand that was not holding the microphone, he raised it into a fist in the air and shook it vigorously.
As if to attract people’s attention and strengthen the persuasiveness of his words through such body movements, it’s just that what he said in a serious manner is really not very convincing.
“Simply put, there are two kinds of people I hate the most, one is the one who orders me, and the other is the one who opposes me… So please understand and cooperate well, as long as you are not these two One of the species, then we can still get along well.”
——Where did you come from as a double standard monster…
——And why are you so arrogant!
At this moment, the few people on the scene who could still feel that something was wrong were suddenly a little stunned, but subconsciously looked at Fujisaki Hiroto, whose face was flushed and his eyes were split, with such a lesson from the past. Naturally, they were silent.
The situation is obviously not right, I don’t know if this person is crazy, or they are crazy, or the world is going crazy…
A moment ago, a large-scale outbreak of the phenomenon of temporalization spread. The monsters living in the dead corners came out one after another, and the law enforcement officers from Gaotianyuan fought with the most suspects and wanted criminals…
In the next moment, look around, the whole city seems to have a party all at once, the previous noise, commotion, chaos and other big movements, at this moment, seamlessly turned into thunderous applause and cheers, all directions. The crowd of people and a large number of demons held up cheer cards and light sticks, like a fanatical star chaser.
Even in the city center in the distance, on the screens of the tallest and most spectacular high-rise buildings, the content of various luxury advertisements was originally broadcast, but at this moment it has become a live broadcast of the party scene, which is convenient for those who are really “Audiences” who can’t squeeze into this area can participate in this event.
At first glance, all directions have turned into a sea of joy.
Under the dark night, there is a sea of countless fluorescent lights and flashlights. The sea surface is undulating, like the wind blowing through the wheat fields.
It’s not just that Hiroshi Fujisaki will feel cold hands and feet, but as long as people who have not been affected, or who have been affected and recovered, see this unreasonable scene, they will have great fear and fear from the bottom of their hearts. disturbed…
Even the gods, even the artifact, gave birth to such emotions at the same time, because the essence of this power has gone beyond their cognition.
“Very well, it seems that everyone has no opinion, then let’s continue-”
The loud voice swept through all directions, covering the audience, while continuing to attract thunderous applause and countless cheers. It is foreseeable that this will probably be the continuous background sound tonight.
Gu Mo ignored this, like an experienced host of old Shinto Taoism, he was not affected at all, but lowered his head and looked at the card in his hand, and read the lines according to the script:
“As you can see, tonight is the world’s first world’s No. 1 martial arts meeting. There is no title sponsor for this event, but Tianting, Lingshan, Gaotianyuan, Olympus Mountain, Asa God’s Domain… More Wait, well, none of them are sponsoring either.”
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After a brief silence, there was a clamor from the scene.
“Hey, but it doesn’t matter, let’s not be discouraged. After all, this is the first session. As long as we let them see our potential, I believe there will be advertisers willing to pay big money. Look up to us!”
Curling his lips, Gu Mo seemed a little sad, but he still tried his best to squeeze a smile, and at the same time cheered loudly to the audience below, as if he was not hit, and even comforted his fans in turn .
The next second, he threw away the card in his hand as if he were walking on it, then took a banner from behind, turned around and raised his hands, his arms were like exaggerated effects in cartoon animation, and they were like Those with Devil Fruit abilities that have eaten the rubber fruit are generally stretched several times at once.
He just hung up the banner so easily–hanging it above the stage that I don’t know when it was built.
The lighting engineer in the distance focused the stage lights on the banner in time, so that all the live audience and enthusiastic fans watching through the live broadcast could see it clearly in time.
A very shoddy banner, with the words “Deyun Club” (crossed out) written in large, crooked characters, followed by the words “Fantasy Carnival” (crossed out), and finally he just said it. The noun of “The World’s No. 1 Martial Arts Club”…
only–
Probably because too much content was crossed out in the front and took up too much space, so the space in the back is obviously not enough. Those big characters can only be squeezed together, which not only looks scribbled, but also looks raw. Grass.
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The air was quiet, and the scene was embarrassing for a while.
“What are you doing? Applause!”
Gu Mo was the first to clapp his hands, his face full of joy, and he laughed. Although his own applause and laughter seemed very abrupt, it broke the silence after all, probably because as long as he wasn’t embarrassed, it would be others who were embarrassed.
And soon, many audience members also applauded and laughed out loud at the same time, the laughter and applause spread like a wave. I don’t know if it’s really getting to the point of laughter, I think it’s funny, or it’s because of the loyal fans’ maintenance mentality for their favorite idols, and they don’t want to let the other party suffer in the cold.
Probably both, because it is really funny, although they are both caught in a strange state of cognitive correction, but it does not affect all their memories and emotions, making them change from a personality level to Another person, a manipulated puppet.
They are still the same person, just ignoring this specific and unreasonable situation now, just like the exaggerated special effects and performance effects in cartoon animation, they clearly saw such exaggerated performance, but because they knew it was animation, so But it feels normal, not real…
Their current situation is roughly similar to this. They only feel nothing about certain unreasonable aspects. Everything else, including character, ideas, and thinking logic, are still their own.
“Thank you everyone…Thank you for your support, let’s start the carnival, and by the way, all the proceeds from tonight will be donated to me personally as a charitable project that you all participated in. At the same time, I will also hold a lottery, randomly selected. A few lucky viewers—”
Gu Mo laughed happily. Just by looking at that expression, he could tell that it was an extremely warm emotion, as if it had a strong contagiousness… But in addition to the warm and full inexplicable happiness, there were also One of the emotions is madness.
The madness of , and all the arrogance and arrogance, are only covered by the superficial elation, and few people can see it.
He opened his arms to greet the cheers and cheers like a landslide and tsunami. The mask, which was covered with a smooth green mask, also changed flexibly with his expression, looking very funny: “The winning audience, please stay Enter the address and contact information, and prepare the prizes to be given to me as soon as possible after returning, and I will come to the door to collect them one by one…”
After all, people are different, whether it is putting on a mask or taking off a mask, to liberate the ego or to stimulate a repressed nature, even if the nature is extremely similar, it can only be similar, not identical, no difference.
So Gu Mo’s performance is different from that of the male protagonist in the movie, and probably before putting on the mask, he has always been mentally prepared, and consciously wants to fight against the crazy side effects of completely liberating himself and uncontrollable, so how much is it now? Still some reason.
——Maybe it will not play a decisive role, and there is no way to change his crazy state of doing whatever he thinks at the moment, doing whatever he wants, and no one can control it.
——After all, maybe at this moment, I was very interested in trying to implement this cool idea, but the next moment I suddenly felt dull, turned around and left, not wanting to continue…
At this moment, Gu Mo looked happy and warmly thanked everyone for their support. His eyes quickly patrolled the audience, and he accurately saw that some “fish that slipped through the net” did not applaud him.
They all stood there with sullen faces, their cautious gazes containing various emotions staring at them, as if they were facing a great enemy.
Why are you so disrespectful?
Gu Mo put down his hands, his smile faded, without too many special expressions, but it immediately gave people a feeling of clear and cloudy.
His eyes were tightly covering his cheeks, his whole body was trembling, and he didn’t seem to have calmed down from the humiliation just now. On the very mean woman.
That is one of the artifacts of the Tianshou clan, and the leader of this team’s operation, Tianshou Sanyu·Osi.
She was clenching her fists tightly, staring at the host above the stage with vigilance and disgust. When she noticed that the latter’s attention had shifted to her, she immediately took a step back subconsciously, and then she felt that she was around Under the watchful eyes of those artifacts and gods, he seemed very shameless like this.
So she sullen again and took a step forward, looking menacing:
“Who are you? What is your relationship with this magician? It’s best to make it clear… Otherwise, we will treat you as a taboo and deal with it directly!”
As the face shows, she is a very mean and arrogant person, probably because of the third-rank official in front of the prime minister’s door. After all, the master is the “heaven”, who is located at the top of the eight million gods, and unconsciously Over the years, he has become particularly arrogant and arrogant.
Not only did she despise other gods, she was even so arrogant in her heart that she gave birth to wicked thoughts that she didn’t even notice—“The gods themselves are nothing at all, and they can’t do anything after being separated from a divine tool like herself.”
Maybe that is the case, but who would admit that.
So the same is true now. Although she was also shocked by what happened in front of her, she still subconsciously believed that only the power of Gao Tianyuan was the most powerful. The orthodox divine right that had stood on this land since the Age of Gods must be the other party. A giant that dare not provoke.
And she currently represents Gao Tianyuan, so the simple logic is… the source of her current confidence.
“You don’t think it’s funny?”
The host on the stage tilted his head and did not intend to answer the question of Tenshou Sanke Osi, but asked the other way in disappointment.
“Don’t play stupid! Answer my question! Hurry up!”
Facing the other side’s calm and disappointed eyes, the woman shouted sternly, she didn’t know why she was a little timid, but she still pretended to be tough, even in front of other Tianshou clansmen, she had to bite the bullet and not recognize it. cowardly.
“Why don’t you applaud? It took me a lot of time to make it to perfunctory you. It’s obvious that everyone gives face like this, so why don’t you applaud?” Gu Mo looked back at the banner behind him, and then read it again. Looking at the other audience with thunderous applause, he said with a sad and disappointed expression on his face.
Those eyes, those details, and the acting skills are all moving, and they vividly interpret the meaning of “after all, it was a wrong payment”, which makes people feel sympathetic.
“Wait, did you say something wrong…”
landed on the other side of the tall building, and originally looked at the magically unfolding Bishamon in surprise, but when he heard this, he couldn’t help but interjected.
—— specially made to perfunctory us?
She really couldn’t take this sentence as she didn’t hear it. She endured and endured it, but she couldn’t help it, so she decisively pointed out the problem.
“Eh… oh oh oh, it seems like eh, sorry sorry, I was wrong.”
Gu Mo seemed to have been reminded. He thought about what he just said, only to realize that something was wrong. He hurriedly bowed to the audience in embarrassment, and at the same time quickly corrected his slip of the tongue and corrected it very seriously—
“I’m sorry, everyone, please correct me here, I didn’t put a lot of effort into it…”
For a moment, I don’t know where to start, and there are canned laughter suddenly sounded from all directions of the scene, like the mechanical laughter inserted in advance in those sitcoms. Driven by this kind of laughter, the audience also burst into laughter one after another, and the heat wave was higher than wave after wave.
The scene was like the scene of some large talk show, and the host really ignited the atmosphere of the audience.
It’s just that compared to the “audience” who are caught in it and don’t know it, those who are sober don’t feel so good. Bishamon just has a blank face. She thinks that this guy may have some serious illness. She thought that there was already a problem before. Well, now it seems… I really was sloppy.
“Speaking of which, why don’t you applaud this time, is it so disrespectful?”
At this time, Gu Mo looked in the direction of the previous Tenshou Sanya, Oss, and said with great dissatisfaction, his tone had become very unpleasant, and his eyes flashed dangerously.
I have already given you a chance, but it is useless to give you a chance.
“…Enough! Who do you think you are! So what if I don’t give face, what can you do!!” The woman was still sullen, but she was actually a little scared just now, and she wanted to expose it like this. In the past, I didn’t expect the other party to turn his head and focus his firepower on himself again.
Because of her personality, because of her face, because she subconsciously believed that the other party would not dare to touch her… etc., etc., etc., under the watchful eyes of all her subordinates, she absolutely could not be cowardly, and she still acted unusually tough.
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Gu Mo was silent, he stopped talking, but his expression seemed to suddenly become gloomy, even the mask-like green mask covering the entire face could not hide this change.
“What’s the matter! Do you dare to hit me! I am a member of the Tianshou family, and my master is Lord Gongshen! The existence of the apex of eight million gods!”
Tenshou Sanya, Ossi became more and more nervous, and hurriedly screamed, warning the other party that he was the face that symbolized Gao Tianyuan, and that the other party would never be able to offend him in the background. .
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Another brief silence.
“Hehe, how could it be… I never hit a woman.”
She saw that the face of the person on the stage was a little stiff, the corners of her mouth twitched, and then she seemed to reluctantly squeeze out a smile. When she said this sentence, her tense nerves suddenly relaxed, nervous, afraid, etc. His emotions were instantly transformed into arrogant and complacent emotions—I still bet right!
This person really didn’t dare to provoke Gao Tianyuan head-on!
Since the other party has taken a step back, then she will naturally take a step forward!
“Hmph! Just know, answer the question I just asked right now!” Tianshou Sanjian, Ossi said in a commanding tone, with the awe-inspiring prestige of a commander in her tone, and at the same time she was also very polite. He looked around proudly, his nostrils almost lifted to the sky.
But just as she turned her head to look around, Gu Mo on the stage had already reached out to take a rifle from someone who didn’t know who handed it over, and raised the brim of the white top hat on her head, then raised it directly The muzzle, aiming a little at the stage.
–boom!
A deafening roar!
The crowd in that place spread out like frightened birds, and suddenly changed from dense to sparse, leaving a large space, and the empty space just made the whole body of Tenshou Sanke Osi look like a rag doll. , flew out a few meters under the huge impact force, and never moved again.
“Call…”
With a long breath, the arrogant eccentric on the stage raised the muzzle to the sky, the black muzzle still bubbling with heat and black smoke, his expression became bright again, facing the silent countless countless people. The audience waved their hands vigorously and said in a loud voice—
“Anyone who thinks my performance is not good can speak freely and come forward and tell me…”
“I must crack down on your arrogance!”
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Deadly silence, but only for a moment.
Suddenly, in the next second, extremely enthusiastic cheers, cheers, and applause erupted from all directions, so loud that it almost shattered people’s eardrums. Some demons screamed with tears in their eyes, and many people applauded desperately, and some people passed out like a lack of oxygen in this heyday.
Everyone worked very hard, very enthusiastically, and worked very hard, for fear that they would be caught.
“Thank you! Thank you, you really are my loyal fans…” Gu Mo choked with emotion and said. He pretended to wipe the non-existent tears with his sleeves, and then he turned his eyes again, sharp Look at the fish that slipped through the net before.
No, there are no fish that slip through the net.
At this moment, even Jianyu Lei Shen applauded vigorously. The strong man’s hands were already red, but he didn’t dare to stop. This was especially true of Hiroto Fujisaki in the distance. No matter how humiliated and angry he was in his heart, he still applauded desperately and shouted loudly in his mouth, adding another fire to the warm atmosphere of the scene.
The same is true for Bishamon and Yato. The two of them applauded and looked at that side in cold sweat——
A group of face monsters wearing eyeball pattern masks dragged away the woman who didn’t know whether she was alive or dead, leaving a long trail of blood on the ground, which looked **** and shocking…
“Very well, everyone, please be quiet. Now let’s hold the first show… Let’s talk about the prize first, that’s it.”
Using the loud voice of the microphone, he stopped the boiling venue. After waiting for the movement to subside a little, Gu Mo threw the firearm aside with the other hand, and then took out a small bottle from his pocket. It looked like a three-drug bottle without a label.
“As you can see, it’s the one I used before, the blue pill… um, yes, the name is called the blue pill. But don’t look at it so frustrating, its ability is the dream of countless people, what does it compare to? Endless wealth, going back in time, ruling the world, it’s nothing compared to it…”
“That’s right! It allows you to slap the idiot across the screen!”
Holding the small bottle high, he stood on the highly anticipated stage, showing a mad laugh that could not be suppressed at all. The mask seemed to be cracked from the mouth to the back of the ear.
“I’m announcing it as the first prize! Excuse me, does anyone want one?!”
The inner layer of the mask is densely packed with inscriptions. They are mysterious and obscure. At this moment, every rune glows. They pulsate as if they are alive, releasing a rather strange “energy”.
The unparalleled magical power came alive in this limited night, and was controlled by Gu Mo with ease.
Lies, tricks, shapeshifting, magic, mischief…
This magical power is a wonderful power that includes all of the above, and it operates according to his will, deceiving the world at night.
(end of this chapter)