What Do you Mean All Dungeons are Girls!!!? Enhanced Edition

Misaki sighed as she leaned into a chair in the guild hall. Phyllis was busy with guild work. Arrieta was thankfully not here. She wasn’t sure she could take another training session so soon, but she knew it was coming sooner or later. She smiled when a naked figure came up, the other girl returned the smile and sat down, “I heard you had some fun last night.”

“I guess you could call it that. How’s...”

She giggled, “Mira and her pets Delilah and Michelle are holding up well. Honestly Mira was hardest hit mentally by the whole dragon rape incident. I left them with Amy and figured I would find something for Amy and Tammy to do. They’ve been getting a little restless lately.”

Misaki gave Aidera a look, “I see, I thought you three were pretty happy though?”

“Oh its been fun, but those two are adventurers at heart.” Then she paused, “Ah! I almost forgot, um, Misaki dear, can you inform Phyllis that we will be getting a visit from the Church of the Dragon in a few days?’

Misaki sighed, “That feels a little ill-timed. Have you heard the news Arrieta brought with her?”

“Sadly yes, but I wouldn’t worry too much. I pray...”

She trailed off as a pair of girls drifted into earshot, “Are you sure about this? It’s a lust dungeon, what if we end up naked and at the mercy of the local demons.”

“Well what do you propose we do? We’ve tried just about everything, Efim is denser than a rock.”

The one girl sighed, “I guess, do you think this will get him to notice we like him?”

The other girl turned, her large breasts bouncing with the motion, “Not one bit, but I can’t think of any other way to get him to play with us.”

The smaller girl smiled, “You know if you put it that way, you might be right.” Then she frowned, “Only what if we lose? He’ll end up a girl!”

The girl with the large boobs giggled, “Who knows maybe it will be the jolt he needs to realize how much we love him.”

“You might be right,” said the smaller girl before turning towards the door, “I’ll go fetch Charel and Lyrvi, and you’ll get Efim. Meet in front of the dungeon in twenty minutes?”

“Sounds good, and tell them to leave their panties at the inn.”

They both giggled, “Will do!”

Misaki shared a look with Aidera, “I thought that kind of thing only happened in stories.”

“Hmm?”

“Dense harem protags that don’t even realize they are surrounded by a bunch of girls that love them and want their kids.”

Aidera giggled, “Yeah some people are clueless, but it sounds like his harem has planned a good time.”

“A good time?”

Misaki looked over to see Pafi, holding a letter with a strange expression, “Um something wrong?”

She let out a breath, “Just a little,” Pafi looked around, “Phyllis busy?”

“Yup, I came out here since I was getting a little bored. Aidera and I were having a nice conversation, care to join us?”

“Might be a good distraction, and I could use one. It seems I found out what the bad news Systeria was talking about the other day.”

Misaki blinked, “Oh, that bad? Need a hug?”

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The group gathered in front of the dungeon, the large doors seemed almost imposing. As the girls chatted quietly Efim adjusted his equipment. They had come to Bordertown to try out the new dungeon here, it was one of the false death kind of dungeons. Which meant you weren’t risking your life to delve here, just your manhood in the case of this dungeon. Some part of him felt a bit worried about that, but he’d been adventuring with the girls for years, they could do it. Hell, they’d all been researching the dungeon, getting the right tools, buying maps and making sure they had the supplies they would need for the run.

The first floor was a simple path with two side paths and several rooms. There were traps on the floor, notably pitfalls and rockfall traps, nothing too troublesome as long as you were paying attention, that is. The first floor has low level lust demons, notably Demon Girls and Beastkin Demons of the wolf and cat variety. Challenging for newbies, but an experienced party wouldn’t have to worry.

Happy with his equipment, he took a look over the party. There was himself, the party leader. He had a sword and shield, while spears certainly had an advantage with their reach, he preferred the sword for use in the tighter spaces often found in dungeons.

Then there were the girls, all of them were rather attractive and he felt lucky to have them as friends. First there was U’bel, she was rather fetching with her large breasts and lush black hair. U’bel was a spiderkin which is also why she kept her equipment rather light. She wore an enchanted breastplate that barely covered her boobs, and an armored skirt around her large spider-like lower body. On her back was a quiver full of arrows and her unstrung bow, and strapped to her hip was a potion pouch, a brace of knives and a short sword.

Next to her stood the smallest member of the party, Yuki, she was a frost elf from up north. Pale skinned with long silver hair kept in a braid, and a lovely smile. She wore only a thin set of blue robes that did little to really conceal her figure, but she was also the party mage. She was particularly talented with ice magic, but she had a fascination with unusual spells as well.

Nearby Charel was double-checking her bag. The bubbly fox girl was dressed in a short blouse and skirt combo, but she wasn’t really a frontliner so it was likely fine. Charel was the party healer and was particularly skilled with healing magic. However she also had a bag full of supplies and several potions on her belt. Was her skirt shorter than usual today? 

Suddenly she moved, her skirt flaring just a bit to give him a glimpse of what lay beneath, he blushed and looked away. She wasn’t wearing panties today.

His gaze turned to Lyrvi, the final member of their party. She was human, but not exactly a local. Lyrvi was a bit petite with an athletic build. Her skin was a creamy tan from many days in the sun. At the moment, she was dressed in a short crop top that wrapped around her medium breasts, and she had on a short pleated skirt, to which a sturdy belt was attached. She had a brace of knives, two short swords, and a collection of tools in a pouch. Her long brown hair was done up in a braid, and she wore a soft black choker.

Lyrvi was the party scout, she was quite good at it actually and even dabbled in spellcraft. The other day, he had seen her and Yuki exchanging notes on spellcraft, although he wasn’t sure for what. He smiled, “Everything in order?”

“Yup,” Lyrvi looked over at U’bel, “Are you going to string your bow?”

“I was just making sure everything else was in order first, let’s go. I can string it on the way in,” said U’bel as she pulled her bowstring from a pouch on her waist. Then in a smooth motion she unslung her bow and started to string it. He wasn’t an archer, but he’d heard that it wasn’t good for the bow to be stowed strung.

As the party slipped into the usual formation, he took the lead. The way down was a short passage that led out into a room with two demons guarding it. Both of them were admittedly cute, but he only took a moment to look at them before moving ahead to guard the rest of the party. An arrow shot out a moment later, striking the mage in the throat. Her magical shield merely serving to slow the projectile.

As the demon mage choked on an arrow, her partner surged forward. Efim intercepted her, blade met claw and a ringing echoed out. Just before he tossed the small girl back. In mid air, a flurry of ice bolts slammed into the catgirl demon one after the other. By the time she hit the ground, she was dead, blood pouring freely to pool beneath her body. A quick death, and about as painless as they could do. He gave her only a glance before turning to the other, to find that Lyrvi had finished her off, two quick strikes that killed her instantly. He knew neither would stay dead for long and the bodies were already starting to fade, claimed by the dungeon.

U’bel commented, “They weren’t bad, if we weren’t so high in level they might have been more of a challenge.”

“Agreed,” he said, while indicating for Lyrvi to lead the way. As the scout it was her job to look out for traps, so she was often in the lead. He followed a mere step behind, ready to move in front of her at a moment’s notice.

The next few rooms were the same, they didn’t bother with the side rooms. While the loot was good, it wasn’t anything they needed and there was better loot to be found on the lower floors. More importantly they would find challenges more appropriate for their level, the first floor was for new adventurers more than anything else.

Entering the boss room, in formation, they were met by a party of demons. One of which spoke before any fighting could take place, “You pass. Care for some fun first?”

He opened his mouth, but U’bel was first to speak, “We are good. I take it that means we can go on?”

“You can, I was watching, you are more than ready for the next floor. No point facing me, I’d barely give you a workout.”

“Thanks for the free pass, um?”

“Tulip, first floor boss. It’s my job to test adventurers to see if they are ready for the future floors,” said Tulip.

He nodded, and signaled the party. They chatted briefly before heading for the stairs and down to the second floor. He didn’t need too much info on this, since they had purchased a guide on the second floor. The second floor had three paths, with the door to the boss room being on the central path. There were two side paths that had to be completed first however. Each path ended with a puzzle room. The puzzle rooms had to be solved to progress but getting them wrong would trigger a trap. With the trap for the left-hand puzzle being an instant death trap, and the right-hand puzzle being linked to a floor-transfer trap.

“So which path are we feeling?”

“Right!”

“Let’s go right,”

“Um, the right seems good.”

“Well I guess we are going right,” said Efim.

With their path decided, Lyrvi took the lead. Paying careful attention as she searched for traps and other threats that might end their run.

It was a little slow, but Efim would rather be safe than sorry. So with that in mind, he simply did his job while she did hers. It wasn’t too long before they reached the first room anyway, where they were presented with several demons. Stronger than those on the last floor and a full party. There were five demons, three warriors, and two mages. All of them outfitted with light bikini armor, as expected of a demon. No weapons though, so they were still relying on their natural abilities.

He took up his position in formation and signaled the party. They were going to make this quick and painless. Yuki was first to act, unleashing an icy beam. The blue-white beam of magical energy slammed into the lead demon freezing her in place, frost building up on her skin. Next two arrows landed in quick succession, hitting the mage on the left. The first slammed into her magical shield, and actually bounced off, but the second one pierced the barrier lodging itself in the demon’s shoulder. The demon cried out, messing up her own cast in the process, the spell forming in her hands fizzled out as she lost focus.

Then the warriors charged. Efim blocked the first, while Lyrvi took on the second in a dance of blades, her skirt flaring up. Efim blushed slightly when he realized she’d also forgotten her panties today, but like a real gentleman, he wasn’t going to say anything. Instead he focused on his fight, a back step, a duck, then counter strike. His sword found its mark, slashing the demon across the chest, she gasped as her armored top split open, her boobs springing free with a thin gash between them.

The demon grinned, “Wanted me naked? All you had to do was ask!”

He groaned, and took a step forward, his blade shifting into a ready position.

She pouted as she shifted into a stance, “Oh, that’s no fun. Loosen up, we could have some fun!” Then she leapt forward, her claws flashing.

He sidestepped, and brought his blade to bear in a quick clash. This time his blade actually scored a good hit, and he finished it with a quick stroke to the chest, “Sorry, maybe another day.”

“I’ll get you next time,” replied the demon just before the light left her eyes and her body started to break down, claimed by the dungeon. She was right, she would be back of course, it was both the curse and blessing of being a dungeon monster. It was why he preferred not to make them suffer too much in a battle. He turned his gaze and saw the rest of the battle was just finishing up. Aside from a couple of minor scrapes and scratches the party was fine, with only one demon still in the room, the warrior Yuki froze with her first spell. Technically still alive, but she’d be stuck until she thaws. So the battle was done.

They exchanged some looks, took a quick look around the room for some loot and found a chest. After bagging the contents, they moved on. After a couple more fights that went much the same, they arrived in the first puzzle room. Efim walked up to the stone tablet and looked at the fancy text that formed on it, emblazoned in silver letters. He sighed, these really weren’t his thing.

Charel bounded on over and looked it over, “Oh these are fun,” she glanced at Lyvri, “what do you think?”

“Shouldn’t be too hard!” she read it, “What are the two most important fundamental concepts behind spells? She giggled, “That’s easy! Image and Understanding. You need to visualize the effect and understand what you are doing. Affinity helps, but it isn’t required.”

A new question appeared on the tablet. Which Charel answered, in a flash, then a third question. He barely had time to read them before the girls were answering. In moments they had passed the test and a switch appeared. One they activated, before making their way back to try the other path.