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Chapter 5 Who is ugly and who is embarrassing (please collect, please recommend)
Chapter 5 Who is ugly and who is embarrassing (please collect, please recommend)
Seeing the 'proficient in sex', Jiang Shang felt that he might use it in the future, but not now.
Use this skill to conquer Miss Black Widow?Jiang Shang's head shook like a rattle.
When it comes to bed, it is not certain who will sleep with whom and who will conquer whom.
Looking back at the mall, ordinary abilities, superpowers, special items, superpowers and special items are too expensive and require too many knowledge points, so I can't buy and load them yet.
It seems that I still have to find a way to earn some knowledge points, what method should I use?Go to the Columbia library to back up the knowledge inside?Or directly hack into the Pentagon to read the high technology inside?
The former is okay, but the latter is a bit dangerous. Jiang Shang still wants to continue to hang out in the police force, and he still has family members. We can talk about it after the relationship with S.H.I.E.L.D. is settled.
Ordinary abilities belong to the kind of skills that ordinary people with normal intelligence can only master after ten years of hard work, such as their own driving proficiency and cooking proficiency.
[Proficient in disguise, purchase price: [-] knowledge points. 】
"I just happen to have a hundred knowledge points."
Without much hesitation, Jiang Shang bought the 'Proficient in Disguise', and his plan was to sneak into Natasha's room.
If you want to sneak into the hotel without being discovered, the best way is to disguise yourself.
[Prepare the knowledge of 'disguise proficiency'.. 】
[Ready to load.. 】
[Successful loading. 】
As the system prompts that the loading is successful, Jiang Shang suddenly has a lot of knowledge in his mind, and this knowledge is different from forcibly adding it to his mind, as if it was originally his own memory, but he just recalled it suddenly.
This is the first time Jiang Shang felt the power of the 'Void Engine'.
"What should I pretend to be?"
The corners of Jiang Shang's mouth rose, and suddenly he had a good idea in his heart.
After two hours of careful preparation, Jiang Shang stood in front of the mirror.
Jiang Shang in the mirror has completely changed into another one. Black man, bald head, looks like a braised egg, and covered his left eye with a black eyepatch, wearing a black leather windbreaker, yes, Jiang Shang used his disguise skills to dress himself up Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
About Rick Fury's appearance information, Jiang Shang obtained it through Internet searches and past life memories. If you want to evaluate the degree of acquaintance, the Jiang Shang who came out of disguise and the real Rick Fury should have a 9% acquaintance.
As expected of 'Disguise Proficiency', although it is not as good as the imitation ability of Mystique and the Skrulls, it is barely enough now.
"Chang'e, compare my acquaintance with Nick Fury."
"Is it comparing you to Nick Fury, or Nick Fury to you? And is it comparing you to the past, or to the current you? Master."
"Chang'e, I just upgraded you, but I don't mind restoring you to the original version and loading you into an old TV."
After Jiang Shang finished speaking, the room fell into silence.
"Chang'e, are you down?"
"No, I'm working, master."
"So did you get any results?"
"Comparing the current you with Nick Fury, the result is 89%, master."
"very good."
Jiang Shang nodded in satisfaction. From a yellow person to a black person, he can still have an 89% acquaintance, which is already very good.
The next step is to act, first of all you have to open the door and get out of the apartment.
Jiang Shang opened the door and found a middle-aged man standing outside the door, he seemed to want to knock on the door.
The four eyes met, and there was a trace of embarrassment in the air.
Coulson: "Director?"
Natasha: "He's not the director."
Jiang Shang: "I am the director, no, I am not the director."
Jiang Shang never expected that Coulson and the black widow Natasha would come directly to the door. He hadn't prepared for it before, so it was embarrassing.
It seems that I hacked into the hotel system before and let them guess that I am worthy of being a human elite. I still have a little experience in dealing with these people.
Fortunately, it wasn't Nick Fury who came in person, otherwise it wouldn't be scary to bump into the face, and whoever was ugly would be embarrassed.
Coulson also recognized that the director in front of him was a fake, so it was easy to know the other party's purpose.
"Mr. Jiang, I think we can sit down and have a good talk, what do you think?"
Coulson folded his hands in front of him, showing his signature auntie smile.
"boom!"
Jiang Shang directly closed the door.
This means they want to negotiate peace with me. What exactly did they detect? If it was an energy fluctuation, how much energy fluctuation would it take to make S.H.I.E.L.D. have such a good attitude?
Forget it, don't think about it for now, don't ask me, it's over, now I should quickly remove the disguise, and try not to do anything if I can BB, mainly because I can't beat the two outside the door now.
If his three younger sisters were here, they would not be able to turn SHIELD to be arrogant if they dispatched one by the way.
Before he got the 'Empty Engine', the three younger sisters were his biggest hole cards.
"Chang'e, there were people outside just now, why didn't you notify me?"
There is surveillance outside her apartment, and when Coulson and Natasha come, Chang'e can definitely notify herself in advance.
"If I said that the door was already opened when I was about to remind you, would you believe me? Master."
Look at my expression and you will know whether I believe it or not. Jiang Shang didn't bother with this matter anymore. Sooner or later, he will combine 'Chang'e' and 'Void Engine', so that similar situations should never happen again.
After removing the makeup, Jiang Shang opened the door again, and as he expected, Coulson and Natasha did not leave.
"Mr. Jiang, aren't you afraid that we will leave?"
Coulson followed closely behind Jiang Shang. Natasha was two steps behind, but her gaze was always on Jiang Shang.
"Hehe, didn't you guys leave?"
"Tell me, what's the matter with me, and who are you, why did you come to me with my secretary?"
Jiang Shang asked the question knowingly, especially biting the word 'secretary' very hard. At the same time, he even forced himself to forget that he just played Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Seeing Jiang Shang's thick skin, Coulson couldn't help but twitched, but he still tried to keep smiling.
Because she promised Coulson not to disrupt the operation, Natasha held back herself.
"Mr. Jiang, let me introduce you formally. I am Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics..."
"Stop, stop, your names are too long, let's call you S.H.I.E.L.D., and just tell us your purpose."
As soon as Jiang Shang heard the full name of S.H.I.E.L.D., he immediately got dizzy and stopped it immediately.
If this were in the Celestial Dynasty, apart from gods being eligible for such a long name, other people or institutions would probably be sprayed to death if they wanted to have such a long name.
I remember that I still complained about the long name of S.H.I.E.L.D. on the Internet. I don’t know if they found it.
"S.H.I.E.L.D.? In fact, because the name of the organization is too long, it is often mentioned. We are also trying to solve this problem, but can you tell me why you call us S.H.I.E.L.D.?"
Coulson seemed like an amiable uncle who would never get angry.
"SHIELD, the initials of the full name are combined. Doesn't shield mean shield? Calling you S.H.I.E.L.D. makes you think highly of you."
Jiang Shang rolled his eyes, with a look of disdain on his face, but he was happy in his heart. Now we named S.H.I.E.L.D., although it's useless.
He is nearly 60 years old in two lifetimes, and he is still very good at managing facial expressions, and he didn't let Coulson and Natasha see his inner activities.
Under normal circumstances, it is updated once a day, about 6-8 in the evening. If there are more recommended tickets and collections, you can add or stabilize two updates. It’s up to you, Ollie!
(End of this chapter)
Seeing the 'proficient in sex', Jiang Shang felt that he might use it in the future, but not now.
Use this skill to conquer Miss Black Widow?Jiang Shang's head shook like a rattle.
When it comes to bed, it is not certain who will sleep with whom and who will conquer whom.
Looking back at the mall, ordinary abilities, superpowers, special items, superpowers and special items are too expensive and require too many knowledge points, so I can't buy and load them yet.
It seems that I still have to find a way to earn some knowledge points, what method should I use?Go to the Columbia library to back up the knowledge inside?Or directly hack into the Pentagon to read the high technology inside?
The former is okay, but the latter is a bit dangerous. Jiang Shang still wants to continue to hang out in the police force, and he still has family members. We can talk about it after the relationship with S.H.I.E.L.D. is settled.
Ordinary abilities belong to the kind of skills that ordinary people with normal intelligence can only master after ten years of hard work, such as their own driving proficiency and cooking proficiency.
[Proficient in disguise, purchase price: [-] knowledge points. 】
"I just happen to have a hundred knowledge points."
Without much hesitation, Jiang Shang bought the 'Proficient in Disguise', and his plan was to sneak into Natasha's room.
If you want to sneak into the hotel without being discovered, the best way is to disguise yourself.
[Prepare the knowledge of 'disguise proficiency'.. 】
[Ready to load.. 】
[Successful loading. 】
As the system prompts that the loading is successful, Jiang Shang suddenly has a lot of knowledge in his mind, and this knowledge is different from forcibly adding it to his mind, as if it was originally his own memory, but he just recalled it suddenly.
This is the first time Jiang Shang felt the power of the 'Void Engine'.
"What should I pretend to be?"
The corners of Jiang Shang's mouth rose, and suddenly he had a good idea in his heart.
After two hours of careful preparation, Jiang Shang stood in front of the mirror.
Jiang Shang in the mirror has completely changed into another one. Black man, bald head, looks like a braised egg, and covered his left eye with a black eyepatch, wearing a black leather windbreaker, yes, Jiang Shang used his disguise skills to dress himself up Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
About Rick Fury's appearance information, Jiang Shang obtained it through Internet searches and past life memories. If you want to evaluate the degree of acquaintance, the Jiang Shang who came out of disguise and the real Rick Fury should have a 9% acquaintance.
As expected of 'Disguise Proficiency', although it is not as good as the imitation ability of Mystique and the Skrulls, it is barely enough now.
"Chang'e, compare my acquaintance with Nick Fury."
"Is it comparing you to Nick Fury, or Nick Fury to you? And is it comparing you to the past, or to the current you? Master."
"Chang'e, I just upgraded you, but I don't mind restoring you to the original version and loading you into an old TV."
After Jiang Shang finished speaking, the room fell into silence.
"Chang'e, are you down?"
"No, I'm working, master."
"So did you get any results?"
"Comparing the current you with Nick Fury, the result is 89%, master."
"very good."
Jiang Shang nodded in satisfaction. From a yellow person to a black person, he can still have an 89% acquaintance, which is already very good.
The next step is to act, first of all you have to open the door and get out of the apartment.
Jiang Shang opened the door and found a middle-aged man standing outside the door, he seemed to want to knock on the door.
The four eyes met, and there was a trace of embarrassment in the air.
Coulson: "Director?"
Natasha: "He's not the director."
Jiang Shang: "I am the director, no, I am not the director."
Jiang Shang never expected that Coulson and the black widow Natasha would come directly to the door. He hadn't prepared for it before, so it was embarrassing.
It seems that I hacked into the hotel system before and let them guess that I am worthy of being a human elite. I still have a little experience in dealing with these people.
Fortunately, it wasn't Nick Fury who came in person, otherwise it wouldn't be scary to bump into the face, and whoever was ugly would be embarrassed.
Coulson also recognized that the director in front of him was a fake, so it was easy to know the other party's purpose.
"Mr. Jiang, I think we can sit down and have a good talk, what do you think?"
Coulson folded his hands in front of him, showing his signature auntie smile.
"boom!"
Jiang Shang directly closed the door.
This means they want to negotiate peace with me. What exactly did they detect? If it was an energy fluctuation, how much energy fluctuation would it take to make S.H.I.E.L.D. have such a good attitude?
Forget it, don't think about it for now, don't ask me, it's over, now I should quickly remove the disguise, and try not to do anything if I can BB, mainly because I can't beat the two outside the door now.
If his three younger sisters were here, they would not be able to turn SHIELD to be arrogant if they dispatched one by the way.
Before he got the 'Empty Engine', the three younger sisters were his biggest hole cards.
"Chang'e, there were people outside just now, why didn't you notify me?"
There is surveillance outside her apartment, and when Coulson and Natasha come, Chang'e can definitely notify herself in advance.
"If I said that the door was already opened when I was about to remind you, would you believe me? Master."
Look at my expression and you will know whether I believe it or not. Jiang Shang didn't bother with this matter anymore. Sooner or later, he will combine 'Chang'e' and 'Void Engine', so that similar situations should never happen again.
After removing the makeup, Jiang Shang opened the door again, and as he expected, Coulson and Natasha did not leave.
"Mr. Jiang, aren't you afraid that we will leave?"
Coulson followed closely behind Jiang Shang. Natasha was two steps behind, but her gaze was always on Jiang Shang.
"Hehe, didn't you guys leave?"
"Tell me, what's the matter with me, and who are you, why did you come to me with my secretary?"
Jiang Shang asked the question knowingly, especially biting the word 'secretary' very hard. At the same time, he even forced himself to forget that he just played Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Seeing Jiang Shang's thick skin, Coulson couldn't help but twitched, but he still tried to keep smiling.
Because she promised Coulson not to disrupt the operation, Natasha held back herself.
"Mr. Jiang, let me introduce you formally. I am Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics..."
"Stop, stop, your names are too long, let's call you S.H.I.E.L.D., and just tell us your purpose."
As soon as Jiang Shang heard the full name of S.H.I.E.L.D., he immediately got dizzy and stopped it immediately.
If this were in the Celestial Dynasty, apart from gods being eligible for such a long name, other people or institutions would probably be sprayed to death if they wanted to have such a long name.
I remember that I still complained about the long name of S.H.I.E.L.D. on the Internet. I don’t know if they found it.
"S.H.I.E.L.D.? In fact, because the name of the organization is too long, it is often mentioned. We are also trying to solve this problem, but can you tell me why you call us S.H.I.E.L.D.?"
Coulson seemed like an amiable uncle who would never get angry.
"SHIELD, the initials of the full name are combined. Doesn't shield mean shield? Calling you S.H.I.E.L.D. makes you think highly of you."
Jiang Shang rolled his eyes, with a look of disdain on his face, but he was happy in his heart. Now we named S.H.I.E.L.D., although it's useless.
He is nearly 60 years old in two lifetimes, and he is still very good at managing facial expressions, and he didn't let Coulson and Natasha see his inner activities.
Under normal circumstances, it is updated once a day, about 6-8 in the evening. If there are more recommended tickets and collections, you can add or stabilize two updates. It’s up to you, Ollie!
(End of this chapter)
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