LIGHTNOVELONLINE The salted fish ninja was overheard by Orochimaru
Chapter 16 Dirty and Messy, My Home
In the eyes of everyone, Orochimaru walked to house No. 16 and looked at the number plate on the wall of the house.
Koto Mallet followed closely behind Orochimaru.
[Oshemaru, what kind of plane do you want? 】
Ao Hanyu didn't know what Orochimaru was doing in front of the damaged No. 16 room?
When he came to the front of the room, Dashemaru casually tapped his finger, and the house number fell into his hand.
"The problem lies in the number plate. You can see that it should be number 91, but it was artificially changed to number 16! This caused Ao Hanyu to enter Tayuya's house by mistake!" Orochimaru looked at the house number in his hand and said.
[Damn, the house number has been changed! 】
【Who is this?Are you kidding me like this? 】
Ao Hanyu pondered in his heart——
[I'm a waste of salted fish, and there are still people who can't get along with me!Really depressed! 】
【Who on earth is it? 】
[Are you among the group of teenagers who came to Yinnin Village?Still live here old ninjas! 】
Just at this time--
"call out"
Three ninjas dressed in black appeared.
Seeing Orochimaru present, he hastily and respectfully squatted down on one knee.
"Master Orochimaru, why are you here?"
Dashemaru pressed the No. 91 house plate on the wall of the house again, and said: "The house here is damaged, please find some people to clean it up!"
"Yes!"
The three ninjas swayed and disappeared.
"Tayuya, come down too! Today's matter is over! Stop messing around!" Orochimaru flicked his fingers, and the big snake that bound Tayuya disappeared.
Tayuya let out a long breath, held the flute, jumped off the damaged roof, bowed and said, "Thank you, Oshemaru-sama!"
Orochimaru waved his hand, ignored Tayuya, and pondered in his heart: "Is this a prank by the children, or is there some other secret matter—"
You must know that the location of the ninja housing here is not arranged according to numbers at all.
why?
Because there have been many ninjas over the years, I don't like this number, that number, and they are interchanged with each other, which leads to the old serial number of the house number of the ninja's housing location.
Just like Hanyu Ao's room 16 is not necessarily at the front of the house, Tayuya's room 91 is not necessarily at the back.
And every time a new batch of ninjas come here, they first choose a place to live and report it to the Yinnin Village Police Department and the Yinnin Office.
"Why are the house numbers 91 and 16 mixed up?" Dashewan couldn't figure it out for a moment.
but--
Qing Hanyu's answer was very simple, he just didn't know who he had offended, so he made such a joke on himself!
This explanation is also passable.
but--
Orochimaru faintly felt that this matter was not difficult or simple.
Right now I just don't have a clue.
It can only be put aside first, and let Anbu investigate the matter secretly.
Seeing that the matter had been resolved, Qin Zui let the ninjas who were watching disperse.
Natayuya's residence was seriously damaged, so he had to find another residence, and before leaving, he gave Hanyu Qing a look, and kept talking without making a sound.
but--
Hanyu Ao is very clever, and from her mouth shape, she has already guessed that Tayuya's words are: "Stinky salted fish, you wait!"
Hanyu Ao also answered unceremoniously: "I will accompany you to the end anytime!"
Regarding the oral communication between the two, Dashewan pretended not to see anything, and licked his lower lip with his tongue: "Hurry up and take us to your house!"
"Yes!"
Ao Hanyu was extremely unwilling, but there was no other way, after all, he was facing Oshemaru, the leader of Otonin.
I had no choice but to bite the bullet and lead the way.
The group of three came to Ao Hanyu's room.
The garbage all over the floor in the living room almost made Orochimaru and the others nowhere to stay.
There are melon seeds everywhere, bread bags and milk bags, and clean instant noodles flowing all over the floor, spider webs in the corners are covered with dust, the bed is messy, it’s okay if the bedding is not folded, several pieces of Mai Tai clothes are bunched together, and even a small underwear can be seen——
Orochimaru, who has always loved cleanliness, saw three black lines appear on her face when she saw this scene!
"How can there be such a blind person in the world?"
"If it weren't for the many secrets in you, I really couldn't keep you by my side as a guard!"
"It's not easy to live in such an environment, Ao Hanyu!"
The Koto and Hammer who followed Dashemaru covered their noses!
"Master Orochimaru, I'm sorry, I've been hurrying to practice, and I don't have time to clean up! That's why the house is messy and dirty!"
I think when Ao Hanyu first traveled to the world of Naruto, he was also a clean boy.
however--
I have become lazy since I got the salted fish system.
After all, the salted fish system requires him to be as salty as possible. He doesn't need to practice hard. He can improve his cultivation level by lying down and sleeping, and the small rewards will become richer and higher in quality.
Under such circumstances, apart from the necessary eating, drinking, and messing around, Hanyu Qing didn't bother to take care of everything.
When you really can't stand it anymore, hire someone to clean up the room.
After all, the system requires you to be as salty as possible.
【How about it?Orochimaru, my home is messy, you still don't believe it!I want to come and have a look! 】
【See, I'm so sloppy, how can I be your bodyguard?Wouldn't it be the face of Losing Yinren! 】
[More importantly, lose the face of Orochimaru! 】
[Or, change your mind and let me continue with salty fish! 】
"For me to change my mind, it's like an idiot's dream!" Da Shewan looked around and said in his heart: "It's amazing that you can make a nest like this after living here for a few days!"
"I really can't stand it. Can people live here? Master Orochimaru, go out to get some air first, and I'll clean this place!" Koto Tsuchi frowned, and said with her hands on her hips, "Ao Hanyu, where are the brooms and mops in your house?"
"I'm really sorry, I don't have these items at home!" Hanyu Qing said cheekily.
"what?"
"what?"
Orochimaru and Koto Tsuchi said almost in unison.
"What do you want those useless things for?" Hanyu Qing replied pretending to be ignorant.
His words made Orochimaru speechless.
On the other hand, Qin Zui's face was ugly: "I never thought that there are such lazy and lazy people like you in the world! It's really disgusting!"
The thought of living with Hanyu Ao in Otoshi's office building made him feel sick to his stomach.
[How about it, Orochimaru, is my explanation good enough for a straight man! 】
[If you don't like it, then leave me here! 】
[Oshemaru is handsome and unrestrained, loves cleanliness, doesn't he have a cleanliness? 】
[No wonder you can't find a suitable girlfriend, too picky, too many things! 】
Three black lines appeared on Orochimaru's forehead, stretching long!
The eyes are fierce!
Now Orochimaru really wants to teach Hanyu Ao a good lesson of "snake stalking".
Koto Mallet followed closely behind Orochimaru.
[Oshemaru, what kind of plane do you want? 】
Ao Hanyu didn't know what Orochimaru was doing in front of the damaged No. 16 room?
When he came to the front of the room, Dashemaru casually tapped his finger, and the house number fell into his hand.
"The problem lies in the number plate. You can see that it should be number 91, but it was artificially changed to number 16! This caused Ao Hanyu to enter Tayuya's house by mistake!" Orochimaru looked at the house number in his hand and said.
[Damn, the house number has been changed! 】
【Who is this?Are you kidding me like this? 】
Ao Hanyu pondered in his heart——
[I'm a waste of salted fish, and there are still people who can't get along with me!Really depressed! 】
【Who on earth is it? 】
[Are you among the group of teenagers who came to Yinnin Village?Still live here old ninjas! 】
Just at this time--
"call out"
Three ninjas dressed in black appeared.
Seeing Orochimaru present, he hastily and respectfully squatted down on one knee.
"Master Orochimaru, why are you here?"
Dashemaru pressed the No. 91 house plate on the wall of the house again, and said: "The house here is damaged, please find some people to clean it up!"
"Yes!"
The three ninjas swayed and disappeared.
"Tayuya, come down too! Today's matter is over! Stop messing around!" Orochimaru flicked his fingers, and the big snake that bound Tayuya disappeared.
Tayuya let out a long breath, held the flute, jumped off the damaged roof, bowed and said, "Thank you, Oshemaru-sama!"
Orochimaru waved his hand, ignored Tayuya, and pondered in his heart: "Is this a prank by the children, or is there some other secret matter—"
You must know that the location of the ninja housing here is not arranged according to numbers at all.
why?
Because there have been many ninjas over the years, I don't like this number, that number, and they are interchanged with each other, which leads to the old serial number of the house number of the ninja's housing location.
Just like Hanyu Ao's room 16 is not necessarily at the front of the house, Tayuya's room 91 is not necessarily at the back.
And every time a new batch of ninjas come here, they first choose a place to live and report it to the Yinnin Village Police Department and the Yinnin Office.
"Why are the house numbers 91 and 16 mixed up?" Dashewan couldn't figure it out for a moment.
but--
Qing Hanyu's answer was very simple, he just didn't know who he had offended, so he made such a joke on himself!
This explanation is also passable.
but--
Orochimaru faintly felt that this matter was not difficult or simple.
Right now I just don't have a clue.
It can only be put aside first, and let Anbu investigate the matter secretly.
Seeing that the matter had been resolved, Qin Zui let the ninjas who were watching disperse.
Natayuya's residence was seriously damaged, so he had to find another residence, and before leaving, he gave Hanyu Qing a look, and kept talking without making a sound.
but--
Hanyu Ao is very clever, and from her mouth shape, she has already guessed that Tayuya's words are: "Stinky salted fish, you wait!"
Hanyu Ao also answered unceremoniously: "I will accompany you to the end anytime!"
Regarding the oral communication between the two, Dashewan pretended not to see anything, and licked his lower lip with his tongue: "Hurry up and take us to your house!"
"Yes!"
Ao Hanyu was extremely unwilling, but there was no other way, after all, he was facing Oshemaru, the leader of Otonin.
I had no choice but to bite the bullet and lead the way.
The group of three came to Ao Hanyu's room.
The garbage all over the floor in the living room almost made Orochimaru and the others nowhere to stay.
There are melon seeds everywhere, bread bags and milk bags, and clean instant noodles flowing all over the floor, spider webs in the corners are covered with dust, the bed is messy, it’s okay if the bedding is not folded, several pieces of Mai Tai clothes are bunched together, and even a small underwear can be seen——
Orochimaru, who has always loved cleanliness, saw three black lines appear on her face when she saw this scene!
"How can there be such a blind person in the world?"
"If it weren't for the many secrets in you, I really couldn't keep you by my side as a guard!"
"It's not easy to live in such an environment, Ao Hanyu!"
The Koto and Hammer who followed Dashemaru covered their noses!
"Master Orochimaru, I'm sorry, I've been hurrying to practice, and I don't have time to clean up! That's why the house is messy and dirty!"
I think when Ao Hanyu first traveled to the world of Naruto, he was also a clean boy.
however--
I have become lazy since I got the salted fish system.
After all, the salted fish system requires him to be as salty as possible. He doesn't need to practice hard. He can improve his cultivation level by lying down and sleeping, and the small rewards will become richer and higher in quality.
Under such circumstances, apart from the necessary eating, drinking, and messing around, Hanyu Qing didn't bother to take care of everything.
When you really can't stand it anymore, hire someone to clean up the room.
After all, the system requires you to be as salty as possible.
【How about it?Orochimaru, my home is messy, you still don't believe it!I want to come and have a look! 】
【See, I'm so sloppy, how can I be your bodyguard?Wouldn't it be the face of Losing Yinren! 】
[More importantly, lose the face of Orochimaru! 】
[Or, change your mind and let me continue with salty fish! 】
"For me to change my mind, it's like an idiot's dream!" Da Shewan looked around and said in his heart: "It's amazing that you can make a nest like this after living here for a few days!"
"I really can't stand it. Can people live here? Master Orochimaru, go out to get some air first, and I'll clean this place!" Koto Tsuchi frowned, and said with her hands on her hips, "Ao Hanyu, where are the brooms and mops in your house?"
"I'm really sorry, I don't have these items at home!" Hanyu Qing said cheekily.
"what?"
"what?"
Orochimaru and Koto Tsuchi said almost in unison.
"What do you want those useless things for?" Hanyu Qing replied pretending to be ignorant.
His words made Orochimaru speechless.
On the other hand, Qin Zui's face was ugly: "I never thought that there are such lazy and lazy people like you in the world! It's really disgusting!"
The thought of living with Hanyu Ao in Otoshi's office building made him feel sick to his stomach.
[How about it, Orochimaru, is my explanation good enough for a straight man! 】
[If you don't like it, then leave me here! 】
[Oshemaru is handsome and unrestrained, loves cleanliness, doesn't he have a cleanliness? 】
[No wonder you can't find a suitable girlfriend, too picky, too many things! 】
Three black lines appeared on Orochimaru's forehead, stretching long!
The eyes are fierce!
Now Orochimaru really wants to teach Hanyu Ao a good lesson of "snake stalking".
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