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Chapter 460 Answers
My sister is mine, no one can take it away!

The younger brother was furious.

When the two were chatting happily, they suddenly interrupted and said, "Big brother, I have been puzzled by many questions in my mind. You are so handsome and smart, can you help me answer them?"

The two stopped and looked at the smelly brother.

As the elder sister of the stinky brother, she has long felt that the stinky brother is a little abnormal today, and when she looks at his eyes, she knows that he is going to make trouble again.

The elder sister immediately warned with her eyes: Brother smelly, sit down obediently, this is none of your business!

The stinky brother doesn't care at all, and his sister is about to be abducted, so he still cares about that.

He stared straight at Lin Chen.

Lin Chen and him looked at each other for a long time, and thought for a while: "Okay, if you have any questions, I will try my best to answer them."

"Really?"

The stinky brother's eyes lit up instantly.

Lin Chen: "Really."

Nice!

Hooked!
The stinky brother was full of joy, the corners of his mouth raised.

"Okay, listen up!"

The stinky brother immediately seemed to be a different person, and said confidently.

Then he asked in shocking words: "Big brother, let me ask you, if the maggot is dead, will there be maggots in the maggot's body?"

After asking, the stinky brother smiled smugly.

This question was copied from a weird website.

Under normal circumstances, no one would think about this kind of problem at all. Will maggots give birth to maggots when they die?Who would think about this?
Therefore, the point of this question is not the question, but a single word as a whole: hate!
It's just for pissing people off!
And this kind of question most often appears in the mouth of one kind of person.

This kind of people, commonly known as: bar fine ~
Although the stinky brother doesn't think he is a good guy, he has memorized all these questions and proficiently recited and applied them.

And before that, he had passed these questions and skillfully sent away four or five "brother-in-laws"~
Those four or five "brother-in-laws" never came to his house again!

Therefore, this is the ultimate "brother-in-law" magic weapon of the stinky brother!
Just ask!
Ask your scalp numb!
The stinky brother seemed to be possessed by a gangster, and started the gangster mode: "Big brother, the maggot is dead, will there be maggots in the maggot's body?"

Seeing Lin Chen's silence, Brother Smelly was full of complacency.

Can't answer the first question?
Still want to be my brother-in-law?

That's it?

The stinky brother smiled smugly.

The result was when the stinky brother smirked.

Lin Chen suddenly said: "Maggots will grow, and when the conditions are right, maggots will grow. It's called... maggots within maggots."

Smelly brother:? ? ? ?
Maggots within maggots?
I really have you!
The smelly brother asked: "Big brother, the maggots are dead, will there be maggots in the maggots?"

Lin Chen: "It will produce maggots, which are called maggots within maggots."

Smelly brother:? ? ?

Maggots within maggots?
Does this work too?
brush!
When the stinky brother was in a daze, the sister next to him gave him a hard look: What's wrong with you?How dare you ask someone such a weird question!
The smelly brother forcibly ignored his sister's gaze and stared at Lin Chen.

Don't think that if you answer one, it's great!
I have so many questions!
You are listening!
The smelly brother asked: "Big Brother, do you know Thunder God and Lightning Mother?"

Lin Chen: "I know. The one who controls thunder and lightning in mythology."

Smelly brother: "Oh, so do they use direct current or alternating current?"

Lin Chen:? ? ?
He took a deep look at him.

Good guy, you know DC and AC at such a young age?
The key is also related to Thunder God and Lightning Mother?Who taught this?

outrageous.

Brother Smelly looked at Lin Chen's expression and thought he couldn't answer, so he felt complacent.

result.

Lin Chen: "Lightning and lightning...Generally, direct current during the day, and...alternating current at night~"

Smelly brother:? ? ?

Suddenly turned to look at her sister: "Sister, what do you mean by big brother's words?"

My sister blushed and turned her head to look out the window: "Don't ask me... I don't understand...!"

However, as my sister's own brother, how can I not understand my sister?
My sister's expression is obviously... I understand it~
snort!
Don't try to lie to me!

"I don't agree!

Come again! "

The younger brother turned his head and yelled at Lin Chen again.

Ask: "Why are cucumbers green?"

Lin Chen: "Because it's not ripe yet~"

As we all know, cucumbers are yellow when they are ripe~
Smelly brother:? ? ?

Dissatisfied!

Come again!

Question: "Why is seaweed black?"

Lin Chen: "Haven't you heard of it?"

Smelly brother: "What did you hear?"

Lin Chen: "Red turns purple, purple turns black~"

Smelly brother:? ? ?

"Can the walnuts caught by the door still nourish the brain?"

Lin Chen: "It can be repaired, the repaired head is like being caught by a door~"

Smelly brother:? ? ?

"Then how do you put your tongue in your mouth to make it more comfortable?"

Lin Chen: "Would it be more comfortable to put it in someone else's mouth~"

Smelly brother:? ? ?

Turning to look at my sister again: "Is that so? Sister."

The elder sister blushed and stared, "Don't ask me, I don't know!"

The stinky brother shrank his neck, turned his head in fear, and muttered: "If you don't want to say it, then don't say it...how fierce..."

Wronged Baba.

When he turned his head to look at Lin Chen again, Brother Smelly already had an expression on his face.

Lin Chen was the first one who could answer so many of his questions.

He was very unconvinced.

Continued to say: "Then can I eat on an empty stomach?"

Lin Chen glanced at him: "It is not recommended to eat on an empty stomach, it is recommended...to eat shit first."

Smelly brother:! ?
He's definitely not just teasing me, is he?Absolutely more than that, right?

Smelly brother: (`dish)
"Does beating a pregnant woman count as gang assault?"

Lin Chen: "It doesn't count, because the child didn't do anything."

Smelly brother:? ? ?

"Will a rat get better if it takes rat poison?"

Lin Chen: “If you don’t have a wife, you won’t have a wife even if you eat the wife cake.”

"Why are oysters still called oysters when they are cooked?"

Lin Chen: "Because you are not familiar with oysters yet."

Smelly brother:? ? ?

"Is the poison still poisonous after it expires?"

Lin Chen: "When the poison expires, it means the medicine has expired, not the poison."

"What about taking laxatives and antidiarrheals at the same time?"

Lin Chen said leisurely: "Then... it should be half done~"

puff!

The sister next to me almost laughed out loud.

He quickly covered his mouth and suppressed a smile.

The stinky brother also opened his eyes.

Is it okay to pull in half?

Thank you for thinking it out!
Smelly brother: "The mushrooms that fall into the dung can still be called mushrooms?"

Lin Chen glanced at him through the rearview mirror: "Can you call someone if you fall into the dung?"

Smelly brother:! ?
(Dish)!

"How much does a computer with a configuration of about [-] cost!?"

Lin Chen: "Maybe so many, maybe so many~"

Smelly brother:? ? ?

What the hell...you know how to do it!
The stinky brother was furious, feeling like he had encountered a strong enemy!

"I still have!"

The smelly brother yelled angrily: "The pig's kidney is deficient, so can the pig's kidney nourish the kidney!"

Lin Chen: "Of course I can."

"What?"

Lin Chen: "Because the negative makes the positive~"

Smelly brother:? ? ? ?
For a moment, he looked depressed.

Because he felt...he lost...

Lost to the handsome and disgusting smelly brother in front of him.

Lin Chen: "Is there any more?"

The stinky brother was frustrated: "No, no, you won."

The elder sister next to her looked at her with shining eyes.

I don't know where this brat came up with so many weird questions.

But Lin Chen can answer all these questions, so amazing~

Looking at the light in the eyes of the sister next to him, the smelly brother sighed and said.

(End of this chapter)