The Epic of Leviathan

[POV Reo(Edgar)]

Thank god... my notice-me-not charm and silencing charm was good enough for anyone to ignore us. Honestly, while I was laying my head over Nemuri's heavenly thighs... there is no way in hell that I was gonna get interrupted by that blond ferret.

Though I really wanted to meet Hermione Granger, it was just my curiousness nothing more nothing less. If she somehow becomes my friend then I might try to help her with her attitude it might help her in the future but otherwise, I am not gonna go out of my way to help her.

By the time Tonks stopped asking questions, I could easily say that she was already halfway into my harem. I don't know how or why that happened but it did. Tonks kept staring at me... not that I mind. Tonks is an awesome girl and I would happily get together with her but I still have one whole year. No need to hurry...

We were finally arriving nearing Hogesmede Station so all of us decided to get changed. With the majority being the girls I decided to leave them the room to get changed while I went to the bathroom to get changed. I am a gentleman.

Quickly getting changed into my school robes I returned in front of the room and waited for the girls to finish changing and allow me inside again. I used Nemuri's spell to get out of clothes and wear them... it was really fast. Only after a few minutes, the door opened and I walked inside. The scene inside was quite amusing as Tonks's hair was completely firey red and she was glaring at Nemuri... while Nemuri was looking away whistling.

"So, what happened?" I asked curiously whispering into Momo's ears.

"Oh... it's just Vicky didn't teach Tonks the spell to change clothes" Momo said and I immediately understood the situation. Well, I decided the stay out of the best friend's business.

We finally arrived at Hogsmeade station, as soon as we got down the train we heard the loud booming voice of the half-giant, Hagrid. He is a nice guy but too much of a fanboy of Bumbledork.

"Firs yers dis way... firs yers dis way" Hagrid shouted. Honestly, it was a really weird accent. The first years quickly gathered in front of him. From the corner of my eyes, I saw Nemuri and Tonks head for the Threstal Drawn carriages. Hagrid led us towards the boats...

"4 students per boats" Hagrid said and climbed into a boat. The half-giant took a whole boat for his own. Momo, Rumi, and I were in the middle of the group. The three of us climbed into a boat and the fourth place was Ronald Weasley...

How the fuck did I not notice him? If I had noticed him before then I would have stunned him and left him in Hogsmeade. Now, why the hell is this jealous git alone? Yeah... Harry isn't here and everyone tolerated Ickle Ronnikens due to Harry's presence.

"Hello my name is Roland Weasley, it's too bad that Harry Potter decided to leave Britain or I was going to be his best friend!" Ronald spouted loudly. Rumi immediately understood what I was going to do and placed her hand on my thigh.

I was this close to banishing this stupid fuck into the black lake. Momo was also really disturbed hearing him proclaim things like that... it was was similar to what creeps said.

"Oh... hello! My name is Alice Ravenclaw" Momo somehow gathered her bearings and introduced herself meekly. Momo... you don't have to act in front of this stupid fuck!

"Ravenclaw??!! That means you are into reading books??!!" Ron exclaimed loudly making everyone look at us. Ron looked completely horrified thinking that he met a person who read books.

"Ummm... yeah I like reading books" Momo said. Ron immediately looked towards me and Rumi. We didn't say anything anymore... Ron was by my side and if Rumi wasn't signaling me not to throw Ron into the lake then I would have thrown him into the lake...

"Eveyone lwer yer heads" Hagrid's loud voice was heard again. But honestly... we are just 11-year-old kids why the hell we would need to lower our heads while we were so smaller than him. Even adult humans wouldn't have any problem...

The sight of the Castle of Hogwarts came into our view for the first time. If nothing else, this sight is really awesome...

"Wow... it's beautiful" Rumi said nonchalantly.

Finally, because of the sight, Ron was silent. We finally arrived at the shore and Hagrid led us through the huge doors of the castle. We finally arrived at a giant Hall where Old Minne Gi was waiting for us.

"Professor! I brough the firs yers" Hagrid said to McGonagall who just nodded her head and looked towards us.

"Thank you Hagrid, you may leave" McGonagall said in a stern tone, Hagrid nodded his head and left. McGonagall turned her head towards the first years and spoke "All of you maintain order and discipline and wait here... the sorting ceremony will start shortly" McGonagall said and walked inside leaving the first years in here. Hearing the sorting ceremony everyone was slightly nervous and scared.

"Ravenclaw" a voice called out, the three of us turned out heads and found a Draco Malfoy was the one who called us. He strutted towards us like a peacock and was flanked by his butt buddies from the two sides. Hearing him everyone was looking towards us now...

"I hope that you would prefer to choose the right crowd, unlike the Lady Ravenclaw who had chosen mediocrity above us" Draco Malfoy said while looking upwards. his nose was pointing up... like a young rich master from any cultivation world.

My lips started to twitch... I wanted to laugh... I wanted to laugh so hard. Finally, Rumi wasn't able to hold it back anymore and burst out laughing... because of her I also burst out laughing. Momo was the only one who was giggling.

"Haha... that was a good one... I didn't know Malfoys were comedians. Please... carry on tell us another more joke" I said breathing heavily, after all, I laughed really hard.

The Hall became completely silent... nobody said anything. Draco Malfoy was shaking by now, I could clearly see his face turning purple... "How dare you?! How dare you half-breed?! Do you know who Malfoys are?" Draco Malfoy said with venom in his voice.

"Yeah... I know who Malfoys are... they still owe us nearly 1 million galleons. I still remember your father when he came to the meeting asking Vicky for a new negotiation" I said while rubbing my chin. By this time I was really surprised that even after insulting Draco he didn't pull out his wand. Quite surprising... maybe his daddy dearest has told him not to make an enemy of us.

"My daddy will hear of this! This isn't the end of it!" Draco said and walked away along with his butt buddies.

"Yeah sure... don't forget to tell him that the interest is increasing" I said, hearing me Draco gave me a last look and snorted.

"Bloody Brilliant!! That was awesome... You showed Malfoy his place, from now you are my friend" Suddenly Ron popped in front of me.

"Sorry... but I am fine without you" I said and decided to walk away. Ron looked really displeased after hearing me... he wanted to say something but the ghosts appeared scaring most of the kids, I silently moved away from him. I was finally able to see a bushy-haired girl... Hermione Granger.

After some time McGonagall arrived back and sent away the ghosts and led us towards the Great Hall. Entering the Great Hall was a nice experience... I looked at the Head Table and found that Bumbledork is missing... Amelia had already informed me that Albus feckin too many names Dumb-as-a-door was called to answer before the whole Wizengamot. Amelia has been sure that Bumbledork would surely lose Chief Warlock and Supreme Mugwump's position.

McGonagall made all the first years stand at the side. The Hat began to sing, I kept looking around. Quirrel was still here but I don't know if the Philosopher Stone is hidden in this school this time around or not. Since Quirrel was wearing a turban I would consider that he is possessed. The hat finally finished its disgusting song.

McGonagall stood beside the three-legged stool and opened a huge parchment.

"Abbot, Hannah" McGonagall called out and a girl from our group walked towards the stool and sat on it. McGonagall placed the hat on top of her head. Only a few seconds passed and the hat called out "HUFFLEPUFF"

McGonagall continued to call the students, while this was happening I was scanning Quirrel's head... I didn't dive too deep into his mind, just his surface thoughts or he could have noticed me. He really wanted Harry to be here so he could abuse him...

Hermione Granger unlike the story was sorted into Ravenclaw. After all, this time, there wasn't a Harry Potter for her to connect with. The rest of the sorting went normally... finally the time for alphabet R arrived...

"Ravenclaw, Alice" McGonagall said and the whole Hall became completely silent. Momo acted her part and meekly walked up to the stool and sat down and McGonagall put the hat on her head.

Not even a second passed before the hat shouted "RAVENCLAW!" The hat must have a function to sort all Ravenclaws into Ravenclaw. Hearing that the whole Ravenclaw table burst into cheers. Momo meekly went to the Ravenclaw table and sat down.

"Ravenclaw, Edgar" McGonagall called out. I finally walked up to the stool and sat down, McGonagall placed the hat on my head.

'Another Ravenclaw Heir, interesting. Of course, you would be going into Ravenclaw by default' I heard a voice inside my head. I was completely sure that the hat didn't even try to breach my shields and made the announcement because I was a Ravenclaw heir.

"RAVENCLAW!" The hat shouted, even if the hat spoke for a few seconds but outside only a single second passed. I got up from the stool and the Ravenclaw table burst into cheers, I walked up to their table and sat down beside Momo.

"Ravenclaw, Roxanne" McGonagall called out Rumi's name. Rumi confidently walked up to the stool and sat down. McGonagall placed the hat on her head and the hat again shouted "RAVENCLAW!" The Ravenclaw table again burst into shouts and cheers and Rumi walked up to our table and sat down beside me.

The sorting ceremony continued and finally ended. McGonagall went to the Head's Table and stood up.

"First all of, I wanted to say that Forbidden Forest is very dangerous so it's forbidden. Under no conditions, students should enter the forest.

Secondly, the list of banned objects is set up. Please, check the list. Now, I have taken enough of your time and I am sure all of you must be hungry so I won't delay anymore" McGonagall said and looked around.

"Let the feast begin!" McGonagall said and sat down. The food appeared on the tables surprising all the first-year students. With that, the sorting was finally over...