Smash All Pots and Pans To Go to School

“Me?” Wei San sighed, “This place provides tuition loans, and it is the closest to our star. The starship fee is the cheapest. I originally wanted to go to the Imperial Military Academy.”

The commander was silent. It turned out there was such a simple reason.

The three of them took care of themselves and gradually relaxed, almost forgetting what environment they were in.

The two mechas were walking slowly, and Wei San suddenly stopped: “Does this look familiar?”

The conductor looked around, taking in the surrounding terrain for a long time, and finally said slowly: “It seems…… it’s the end of the field.”

They have all looked at the map, and it seems that the end point is here.

“Let’s go find the finish line.” Wei San said excitedly.

soldier: “?”

“Will we encounter 3S-level star beasts?” The commander remembered the 3S-level high-level star beasts that were near the finish line.

“When the cold wave comes, even the high-level star beasts will give in and won’t stay in this place.” The soldier was from Fan Han Star, and they know more about it than them.

Wei San in the mecha cabin raised her eyebrows: “Then we have to find the finish line.”

The commander asked in confusion: “Conductor Jin said before that the competition was terminated, why should we go to the finish line?”

The finish line is not the exit, and there is no one guarding it.

“Did you hear the radio saying the game was terminated?” Wei San turned to him and asked him.

“No, the cold wave came suddenly. The competition should have been temporarily stopped. There is even a possibility that other military academies would be trapped inside.” the commander replied.

“Since we didn’t receive the broadcast notification, they just stopped the game subjectively. It doesn’t count.” Wei San snapped her fingers in the mecha cabin, “Starting now, the game is still in progress.”

Commander: “……” Can it still be like this?

“The temperature of the cold wave is too low. The broadcast at the finish line should be frozen.” The soldier still had some rational thinking.

“Let’s go over and have a look first. If that doesn’t work, we’ll carry the flag and go out.” Wei San strode forward.

The two mechas braved the cold wind and walked to the finish line, but they didn’t reach it for a while.

“Are we going in circles?” the commander asked after hesitating for a long time.

Wei San, who was walking at the front with her head held high, hesitated: “……”

Fortunately, the commander was on the right track and immediately controlled the mecha to lead the way in front of Wei San.

There is still the white fog billowing around, and although a faint shadow can be seen, the visibility is still low.

The conductor finally took the right path based on his perception and memory. The three of them saw the finishing platform in the distance, and the five-pole flag on it had been broken.

With this posture, they were afraid that the broadcast at the finish line has been destroyed by the cold wave.

The three people continued to walk forward until they reached the finish line.

Wei San bent down to pick up the flag of Damocles Military Academy and looked around. The flags of other military academies were all there. Obviously, no military academy had successfully removed their flag.

“Friends, the champion of this extremely cold competition is our Damocles Military Academy.” Wei San pulled the flag of the Damocles Military Academy and put it on her chest, “Commander, turn on the video and record this scene, as evidence.”

Commander: “……” What’s going on with the sudden feeling of joy?

Although the communication was not working, the video recording function was still there. The commander and the soldier all turned on their light brain, recorded the video in the mecha window, and took pictures of Wei San.

“Their flags were also recorded. No military academy came to pick up the flags.” Wei San clicked her tongue a few times, “Our Damocles Military Academy is the lead.”

When the commander and soldier heard this, they immediately turned their cameras to the four broken military flags that fell to the ground, taking pictures of each flag clearly.

Wei San shook the remaining ice shards on the Damocles Military Flag and pulled it closer to the camera: “Look, the flag of our Damocles Military Academy is much prettier than the four flags on the ground. The wavy stripes on it represent the desert that is Sadu Star. The sword on the waves, the Sword of Damocles, represents our Damocles Military Academy.”

She folded the flag in front of the camera and stuffed it into the mecha, then raised her head: “Friends in the audience, if you are still hesitating about yourself or which military school your child should enroll in, come to our Damocles Military Academy, where the environment is simple and clean, not flashy and charming, most suitable for people who want to improve their strength. The senior brothers and sisters here are all like me, with high standards and good speaking skills. If you apply to a military academy, you are right to choose Damocles.”

After Wei San finished blowing farts for her school, she left the camera: “Okay, let’s turn off the video. We’ll wait until we go out and send this to Lanfa Media for them to promote.”

Commander︰”!”

This wave of enrollment promotion was something he didn’t expect.

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