Quadruple split

"嘁~"

After a moment of silence that was neither too long nor too short, the friend's voice sounded from 2,478 kilometers away, and was translated by radio waves into a voice that was infinitely close to his own and came from the mobile phone: "I told you so. .”

"Wait a moment."

Mo Tan interrupted the other party's words expressionlessly, and reminded him at the right time: "You haven't said anything about 'that aspect' before."

"Ah? Didn't I say that?"

"Yeah, you didn't say that."

"Are you sure it's me who didn't say it and it's not you who forgot it?"

"I'm pretty sure."

"Could it be that I always wanted to tell you but accidentally forgot for various reasons?"

"No visual inspection. Based on your personality, if you really wanted to remind me of similar things, you would probably have said it about 468 times."

"Can I ask why this number is so accurate?"

"Because I made it up casually."

"That's it"

"Yes, it is like that."

It was completely boring nonsense, but the two of them were chatting with gusto.

But the nonsense will eventually come to an end, so the two of them, who knew this well, did not waste too long on this.

After five minutes of nonsense.

"Where are you?"

Mo Tan put his mobile phone on public mode next to him, picked up the hot coffee, blew on it, and asked casually.

"Shibuya."

Ito yawned and said weakly: "To be more precise, it's the big torii of Meiji Shrine, the place where my parents had their first date."

Mo Tan blinked in surprise and asked curiously: "You guys went to worship together?"

"Well, we were 'together' for about 10 minutes, and then my mother dragged my father and cousin to the Koto District to watch the Comic Con."

Yi Dong laughed a little painfully, and then his tone became slightly more serious: "What about you, where are you now?"

"Home."

Mo Tan's answer was concise and to the point.

"Not in the game?"

Yi Dong expressed surprise.

"If you can call me."

Mo Tan took a sip of the coffee, which was becoming more approachable in temperature, and said calmly: "You should know very well that I am not in the game, right?"

Yi Dong continued to laugh dryly: "If you have noticed the fifty missed calls in the past hour, it should be clear that I don't know whether you are in the game or not."

"That's it"

Mo Tan casually swiped the phone screen twice, shrugged and said, "I'm really sorry about that."

"Damn it, you are so serious all of a sudden. Even if you are in a state where you can't blow up a toilet seat or help an old lady cross the street, I still can't get used to it!"

"roll."

"Well, I feel better."

Yi Dong laughed, and then his voice suddenly dropped: "Do you have any other plans tonight?"

"I don't know, at least I don't know now."

Mo Tan said from the bottom of his heart what sounded very perfunctory at first.

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, you clean up and we'll go have a drink later."

"WTF?"

"Let's go have a drink later. Let's take a look. It's 11:40 now. Ah, no, it should be 10:40 in domestic time. Well, if nothing else, I should be at 3:00 to 3:00. We arrived downstairs at your house around half past three, shall we go to the same stall as before?"

"Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing?"

"If you have anything to say, let's wait until we meet in person to discuss it. That's it, じゃあ~"

After Yi Dongyan finished speaking briefly and concisely, he hung up without any explanation.

After Mo Tan smiled bitterly for a while, he slowly drank up the coffee in front of him and took the initiative to change his personality as if to escape.

Game time PM14:51

Mo Tan, whose camp or personality is [Lawful Good], appeared in Craftsman Town, and voluntarily disconnected and exited the game seven hours later, at PM23:01, the game time, which is exactly three o'clock in the morning in real time. .

As for what exactly happened during this period, I will not mention it here for the reasons that are not very dramatic and will be mentioned soon.

All in all, after leaving the game cabin, Mo Tan immediately walked to the sofa opposite, and then started to transform his personality by lying face down on it in a more relaxing posture, like a corpse.

Although it was the second time tonight, Mo Tan still did it resolutely, even if his head hurt badly.

Less than ten minutes later, Mo Tan, whose mental state returned to 'absolutely neutral', sighed, covered his head and got up from the sofa.

Then

Real time AM03:27

Dong Dong Dong~

A brief knock on the door sounded from outside.

"coming."

Mo Tan, who was wearing sportswear, put on his little genius phone watch, got up and turned off the ceiling light in the living room, then walked to the hall, sat on a small stool, slowly put on his shoes, stood up, and opened the door. .

"Hey!"

Yidong, who was wearing low-key brand goods, waved enthusiastically to his old friend in front of him, showing two rows of neat white teeth and smiling brightly: "Long time no see, Tan-chan!"

Mo Tan twitched the corner of his mouth and walked past Yi Dong expressionlessly: "It's been a long time no see. You've only been away for less than half a month."

"Tsk, tsk, look what you said~"

Yi Dong followed Mo Tan with his hands in his pockets and raised his eyebrows: "You haven't been perverted in the past few hours?"

"If you can, I really hope you won't simplify the explanation of 'changing mental state', which is not complicated, into 'perversion'."

Looking at the gradually decreasing number of floors in the elevator, Mo Tan casually punched Idong, easily knocking him out of the mood.

"Hey, why are you obviously more homely than me, but your physical fitness is at least 30% better than me!!"

Idong held his ribs and took a breath, staggering out of the elevator, while looking at his cool-looking, expensive car with a top speed of 600 kilometers per hour. In China, it can only use one-third of the horsepower. The sports car, which would be punished to the point of doubting its life, and received negative reviews from friends countless times, was complaining while chewing its teeth.

Mo Tan, who opened the car door and got into the passenger seat, shrugged and said nonchalantly: "If you can also ensure that you can spend one-third of your time to maintain a regular schedule, go to bed early and get up early, do sprints and do morning exercises, and maintain your physical fitness He won’t be much worse than me.”

"No need, I would rather be distanced by you in terms of physical fitness than move closer to you in terms of mental state."

Yidong rolled his eyes, kicked the accelerator, and then the two of them sped away at a speed of 15km/h.

"Ah, seriously"

"Shut up, my balls hurt, I'm so rich that I'm so scared! I'm an evil bourgeois! Are you satisfied?"

"I'm satisfied, but what I want to say is, aren't you planning on vacationing in Japan until before school starts? Is it okay to come back so early?"

"I'm leaving tomorrow morning. The flight ticket has been booked. You bastard, don't even think about ruining my vacation!"

"I didn't want to ruin your vacation. You obviously flew back out of your mind."

"I'm addicted. I came back and took a few puffs of haze. Why don't I accept it?"

"Clothes."

"Just obey~"

"Hello"

"what?"

"Thanks."

"Isn't it disgusting?"

Soon after, the two of them appeared at one of their strongholds after entering college, a barbecue stall not far from Tanhua. This was because there were a total of six or seven people in this shop, including the owner and his relatives. , from June to October, it is basically open 24 hours a day. In addition, the items are large and the prices are cheap. Even the big kidneys only cost five yuan a bunch, so the customer flow has always been pretty good.

"Uncle, it's still us, the old rules."

After he and Mo Tan casually found a small table at the entrance of the store and sat down, Yi Dong cheerfully said to the middle-aged fat man walking over: "Plus half a box of beer."

Then the enthusiastic fat man wandered back to the grill.

"Should I get straight to the point, or should I make a roundabout way first, or should I just drink until I kneel down without saying anything?"

Yi Dong casually pulled out a few tissues and glanced sideways at Mo Tan while wiping the greasy tabletop: "Choose one."

Mo Tan didn't waste any time and asked directly: "How do you know?"

"Oh, so direct."

Yidong blinked in surprise, then lowered his head to collect his thoughts for half a second, shrugged and said, "Well, to put it simply, it was classmate Yuchen who made an international long distance call for me."

Mo Tan's pupils suddenly shrank: "Yuchen?"

"Yes, this is classmate Yuchen, and the phone number is international long distance."

Yi Dong nodded, crossed his arms and said: "She called me directly, first asked if you had contacted me, then said that you seemed to be in a bad mood today, and she was a little worried, and then chatted for another ten minutes. I just hung up the phone about that naughty thing in Akihabara."

Mo Tan looked at Yi Dong with a frown and asked slowly, "Were you talking about Akihabara for about ten minutes?"

"It's not me, it's my cousin."

Yidong shrugged innocently, spread his hands and said, "Hasn't she fought with you before? But when she heard it was Yuchen, she became uneasy and snatched the phone away with a click."

The corner of Mo Tan's mouth twitched twice and he said dryly: "Do ordinary people make a 'click' sound when they grab their cell phones?"

"I felt something was wrong at the time, so I wanted to ask Yuchen a few more questions, so I didn't give my phone to my cousin immediately. Then she grabbed my wrist, and then..."

Yidong made a gesture of sticking out chopsticks and said in a particularly vivid voice: "Click!"

"That's really hard on you."

Mo Tan recalled Sister Lele in his memory. Although he felt that neither the one next to the big kettle back then nor the one with at least nineteen husbands now seemed to be so violent, he still expressed his deep sympathy for Yi Dong.

"But I finally figured it out."

Yidong had no intention of talking too much about his little tricks, and quickly brought the topic back on track: "In short, from Yuchen's point of view, you are in a bad mood today because of something that is not convenient for her to say. Jia, she didn’t get over it until she started playing the game. Not only did she not even reply to a message, but she also went offline without saying a word. These things made her a little uneasy, so she quit the game and called us internationally. Long distance, do you understand?"

Mo Tan rubbed his forehead in confusion and asked in a low voice: "Since I didn't reply to her message, how did she know that I was online and offline?"

"Because you and I mean your Hei Fan character is in the holy mountain Sumir."

Yi Dong glanced at Mo Tan with some disdain, as if he was looking at a retarded person: "And Wan Yang is also in the holy mountain Sumir, so Yuchen directly found Wan Yang after more than a dozen messages were lost, and learned about you. Not only was he online, but he also uncharacteristically came up with a murderous battle plan.”

Mo Tan was stunned for a moment, and then sighed in frustration: "I was careless."

"All in all, that's what it is."

Yi Dong opened a bottle of beer with a bottle opener with his bare hands, slammed it down in front of Mo Tan, then opened another bottle for himself, and touched the deeply entangled friend in front of him one-sidedly: "In view of the fact that my brother I should be the only person in the world who knows what you are worried about. In line with the noble idea that if I don’t go to hell, who else will, I will book a flight and come back to find you.”

"Ah, yes. Now that I think about it, it's really weird that I didn't call you right away."

Mo Tan grabbed the beer in front of him and laughed twice with a complicated expression.

Ton ton ton ton ton ton burp!

Then I drank half the bottle in one breath

"Hey, I haven't seen you drinking like this for a long time."

Yi Dong smacked his lips and raised the bottle: "Correction, it should be 'I have never seen you drinking like a donkey before'."

Ton ton ton cough ton ton belch!

Although I can't empathize with my best friend, I can still blow away half a bottle of wine with him.

As Mo Tan's best friend since childhood, as the only friend in the world who knows the specific 'condition' of Mo Tan, as a friend who can unconditionally harm and help each other, he is a good drinker but not good at drinking fast drinks. Idong put down the wine bottle heavily and cursed.

"I can feel that classmate Yuchen still has a good impression of you."

After scolding, Yi Dong looked at Mo Tan seriously and said in a deep voice: "Although it's not the level of 'love' that makes people get goosebumps, and it seems to be a little far away from 'like', but Through the phone call just now, I can responsibly say that classmate Yuchen’s affection for you is genuine."

Mo Tan lowered his eyes and sighed: "I know."

"Yeah, you're not the kind of dull harem hero, so of course there's no reason why you don't know."

Yidong picked up the wine bottle again and touched it with the guy in front of him who was obviously in a bad state: "Then you should also know that a large part of the goodwill she has towards you is your own responsibility, right?"

Tons, tons, tons!

Mo Tan put down the wine bottle with only a quarter left, and took out a pack of 'Daomei Extract' from his pocket: "Yes, at least 90% of the responsibility lies with me."

"Okay, if you have the guts, you're a pure man!"

Yi Dong suddenly reached out and slapped away the cigarette from Mo Tan's fingers, took a puff of the big waist that the fat boss had just given him, and asked with a glib mouth: "So the problem now is, 'you' like classmate Yu Chen, but' You just like classmate Yuchen, right?"

"Oh, yes."

"Then you can't think about it anymore?"

"Right, so do you have any solution?"

"No, if you want to be the wingman of a monster like you, even I probably won't be able to do it."

"Then you have nothing to do and come all the way back to do it?"

"Let me drink with you."

"Is that what happened?"

"That's what happened."

"Haha, you really have nothing to do."

"Hahaha, who says it's not?"

Tons, tons, tons!

Tons, tons, tons!

Chapter 746: End