People are watching variety show videos, and all the heroines have their defenses broken

Chapter 213



In the scene,

Mr. Li made a casual remark, but Captain Lu was instantly frightened.

Captain Lu looked embarrassed and took a step back.

"Don't be kidding me. Is your mother back?"

But Mr. Li also has his reasons for saying this.

He pointed to the tribute in front of him and continued to explain to Captain Lu,

"You look at the tributes on the table and the chicken legs are missing."

"this.....My mother must have eaten it!"

When Captain Lu heard this, his whole body collapsed instantly.

He did not fall to the ground, but fell on a rocking chair.

The rocking chair was not big to begin with, and with the sudden force, the whole thing shook Captain Lu up and down.

Accompanied by it. Seeing this slight shaking, Captain Lu couldn't help but continue to ask,

"Mr. Li, don't you be so sure?"

At this time, Mr. Li stared at the portrait in front of him and said in a daze,

"My mother loved to eat chicken drumsticks the most when she was alive. She would eat them while sitting on a chair like you....."

When Captain Lu heard this, his whole body ejected instantly.

At this time, Mr. Li was on the verge of collapse.

"Has she come back to me?....."

When his wife saw this, she quickly stepped forward to comfort him.

Captain Lu also noticed something was wrong and said he wanted to get him a glass of water.

Immediately, Captain Lu found the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and prepared to pour water.

But the moment he picked up the kettle, he saw a figure hiding somewhere in the corner, seeming to be chewing something.

Captain Lu couldn't bear it any longer and exclaimed,

"Your mother is eating chicken legs there!"

The couple heard the sound and rushed over, but they saw that the person eating the chicken drumstick was their son Xiaolong.

At this time, Xiaolong also noticed everyone, but slowly raised his head, holding a half-eaten chicken drumstick in his hand.

Seeing The scene in front of them made the entire mixed martial arts world burst into laughter.

I have to say that when everyone first saw the words Huihunye, they thought this was another masterpiece with a high horror index.

But now looking back , this doesn’t seem scary at all?

Not only is it not scary, but there is a sense of humor throughout the whole process that makes people laugh.

Whether it is Tietou who is seeking death, or Li who plans to steal the flower shop owner’s wife, or even Captain Lu himself.

This scene The scenes together give people a special and indescribable sense of humor.

All in all, everyone's expectations for the horror movie have been diluted a lot by Captain Lu and his teammates before it even started.

Inside Wanmei Villa , when Lu Xiaofeng saw this, she couldn’t help but burst out laughing, unable to control herself.

"Hahaha......"

"If you ask me, what kind of night is this? This is simply a funny night, right?"

"These guys, I have to say, are so interesting!"

After hearing Lu Xiaofeng's words, Ximen Chuixue couldn't help but smile slightly.

The world's philistines 437 could not make him feel funny, but it was Captain Lu's expression and movements that made Ximen Chuixue couldn't help laughing.

Especially Captain Lu sitting there. While sitting on the rocking chair, the humorous atmosphere was raised to the extreme.

Thinking of this, Ximen Chuixue couldn't help but ask his two close friends,

"So, do you believe that the old lady will come back?"

On the other side.

By the Dongting Lake,

Lang Fanyun couldn't help laughing when he saw the scene in front of him.

He never expected that the so-called Soul Resurrection Night not only didn't look scary at all, but actually made people feel... I felt like laughing.

Especially the fat Captain Lu, who seemed to be heartbroken and suffered the greatest hurt.

To this, Lang Fanyun put his hands behind his back and said slowly,

"interesting!"

"I have seen a lot of so-called zombies and ghosts by now."

"At that time, it was the first time I met something like Huihunye. It was interesting, really interesting!"

Although he is a person in the mixed martial arts world, to a certain extent, today's Lang Fanyun can be regarded as having"watched countless films."

With these films he has watched, he can be considered to have a certain understanding of the horror genre..

In Lang Fanyun’s impression, when it comes to movies with themes such as zombies and ghosts, except for Uncle Ying, there is no one that is not scary at all.

Moreover, even Uncle Ying’s movies must have a terrifying atmosphere. Indispensable.

But compared with these films, the Night of Resurrection in front of me is completely unique.

At least in the first paragraph, there is no trace at all.

Every time I watch the light curtain, I feel like doing the same thing. He was fully prepared, fearing that some of the scenes that would unfold next would make people laugh.

In this way, he endured it for a long time, until Captain Lu finally couldn't help it and slumped on the chair.

And when he heard the male owner of the family say that the old lady was alive, When he got used to it, Lang Fanyun finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud

"What a night of rejuvenation!"

At the same moment, when the entire mixed martial arts world was talking about it, the picture on the sky screen started to rotate again.

In the picture, Aqun, a troubled girl played by Mok Wenwei, finally had another quarrel with her family and slammed the door. And left.

Soon, Aqun walked along the stairs in the other direction of the building.

Because just now, Aqun fell in love again, and it was the time of mania.

She wanted to walk along the stairs, so that she could I took the opportunity to relax my mood.

But halfway through, I heard a magnetic voice coming from the dark and damp corridor.

Looking carefully, I saw a man wearing a black windbreaker squatting there, as if talking to himself. What. (bdeb)

The man was holding a pot of flowers and spoke plausibly, as if the pot of flowers was not a plant, but an old friend of his who had known each other for many years.

"Say it quickly, 94136.....Say it....."

"say it again....."

Then the man stood up, poured himself a glass of milk, and drank it in one gulp.

After drinking the milk, the man turned around and said to the flower pot behind him,

"It's already twelve o'clock, that's really fine"

"Take a sip, forget it if you don’t drink....."

Aqun heard the man talking to himself and unconsciously forgot about the fact that she had just lost her love.

She walked along the stairs and cautiously approached the man.

At this time, the man faced the potted flower with a more serious tone in his tone.

"Please calm down, it's not the first time"

"It's easy to say, it's my responsibility to do justice for heaven, right?"

"As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? It doesn't matter. Don't worry about me."

Then, the man looked at the watch on his wrist again and whispered softly,

"Time is up."

After that, the man picked up the flowers, lifted the box, and disappeared deep into the corridor.

Seeing this scene in front of them, the audience from all dynasties were in disbelief for a while.

In the Song Dynasty, in Yanziwu,

Wang Yuyan was wide-eyed at this time. With a pair of beautiful eyes, he said with a look of disbelief,

"No way....."

"Could it be that this is Mr. Capture?"

"Where are the magic weapons, where are the talismans and seals, and where are the peach wood swords? Why does he have nothing but a pot of flowers?"

Seeing 1eon Wang Yuyan played by Xing Ye in front of her was simply unacceptable.

She remembered clearly that whether it was Uncle Ying or the later Maoshan Taoist, or even Ma Xiaoling who always wore miniskirts, these people were descendants of the Taoist sect or the Taoist sect family. , all have their own inheritance, and at least their own magical weapons.

But this guy in front of me only has a pot of flowers?

And this outfit is very mysterious, and even looks a little sneaky.

Seeing this, Even Wang Yuyan at this time couldn't help but doubt, could a guy like this really be able to catch ghosts and subdue demons, comparable to the previous masters?

No matter what others thought, Wang Yuyan at this time simply couldn't believe it.

"this......"

"Can you really catch ghosts with just this pot of flowers and plants?"

"It's incredible......."

Hearing what Wang Yuyan said, Bao BuTong gently shook his folding fan and slowly came over.

Looking at the scene in the light curtain, Bao Bubutong couldn't help but said softly,

"yes! Miss Wang is right!"

"Even if you are a heavenly master, you still have to look like a heavenly master!"

"This guy, look at how sneaky and shady he is, maybe he’s just a lunatic......"

After watching dozens of videos, people nowadays can easily understand modern words and sentences.

For example, the sentence"Crazy" in front of you has no difficulty in understanding it.

Hearing this, Feng BoE waved his sleeves and said with the same curiosity,

"Without talismans and magic weapons, how can we just fight with bare hands?"

Seeing this, Murong Fu just smiled softly, then lost his temper and said,

"snort!"

"Is this guy just pretending to be a ghost?"

"Can you talk for a long time while holding a pot of flowers?"(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

However, although everyone says so, in Wang Yuyan's opinion, 1eon's appearance in the picture is quite interesting.

Wearing a black windbreaker, black hat and sunglasses, he looks like Like a killer.

If one more loli can be added, then everyone can survive

"But what happens next?"

At the same time, in the Yuelai Inn, when Xiao Feng and Duan Yu saw this, they both couldn't help being slightly startled.

Not for anything else, just because 1eon's appearance was really unique, and it made people laugh after watching it.

Xiao Feng Waving his hands, he couldn't help but smile.

"Dear brother, I have to say, this master ghost hunter is really interesting."

"He was dressed like this, so he didn't look like a master ghost hunter."

After listening to Xiao Feng's words,

Duan Yu couldn't help but nodded, scratched his head, and then said,

"Brother is right,"[]

"This is the first time I've seen such a strange outfit"

"Logically speaking, if you want to catch ghosts and subjugate demons, wouldn't you use talismans or magic weapons?"

"But there is only this pot of flowers in front of me. I wonder what kind of medicine this guy is selling in his gourd?"

Although Duan Yu said this, Xiao Feng didn't look worried at all.

He paused and continued to speak softly,

"But dear brother, there is nothing to be afraid of."

"After all, we've been watching it for so long, and the ghost in this drama hasn't appeared yet."

"You and I, you might as well take a look first and then talk......."

While the two were discussing, the scene in front of them suddenly changed again.

Captain Lu had a cold sweat on his face, and Mr. and Mrs. Li followed behind, apologizing non-stop.

"Sorry, thank you, Captain Lu"

"You are welcome"

"I'm really sorry to trouble you."

However, none of the three people noticed that after the three people left, the little boy suddenly sat on the familiar rocking chair. The rocking chair began to swing out of thin air. The little boy seemed to be a different person, exuding fierce and fierce eyes.

In the corridor , Mr. and Mrs. Li were still worried.

The previous commotion in the corridor and the refrigerator had completely panicked the couple.

In addition, tonight was the night when the old woman returned to her soul, so the couple were also worried.

Thinking of this, Mr. Li decided to take his wife and children to a hotel for a night.

But just when he picked up the phone and planned to book a room, he found that the little boy was missing again.

Upon seeing this, Mr. Li immediately told his wife to stay at home, and he himself Then he went out to look for his wife.

The wife stayed at home, and as a burst of weird music sounded, the strange things began.

From the perspective of the audience, they saw that while the wife was still pouring water, the one behind her The door closed unconsciously.

Before she had time to react, the lights in the room suddenly went out.

The woman felt strange and suddenly became worried.

She turned around and walked towards the bathroom on the other side. , after coming to the bathroom, the woman thought there was something wrong with the electric switch, so she immediately opened the box and yanked the electric switch.

But the strange thing was that no matter how hard she tried, the electric switch seemed to be broken and she could not open it. At this time, the background music became even more terrifying.

Along with this weird music, the movement in the whole room became louder and louder.

The speed of the pendulum suddenly accelerated, as if the time was moved by an invisible hand, and the woman walked out of the bedroom. Sitting on the sofa, I suddenly found that the candle on the altar table was still very bright.

Under this bright candlelight, the portrait of the old woman became clearer and clearer.

At first glance, the old woman's face was very serious, but upon closer inspection , but there was an evil smile in this seriousness.

At this moment, a phone ringing was heard. After the woman answered the phone, she turned around suddenly, only to see that the rocking chair beside her had started to move at some point..

But she remembered clearly that there was no one in the rocking chair just now!

When the woman saw this, she suddenly started and backed away.

She leaned against the wall and prepared to open the door of another room, but found that it could not be opened..

However, at this moment, something even weirder happened.

The TV in the living room suddenly turned on by itself.

After a burst of snowflakes, a woman exactly like herself appeared on the screen.

The woman was shocked. After sighing, It turned out that the cause was the video recorder at home.

The video recorder seemed to be working and projecting her image on the TV.

Immediately, the woman stepped forward and picked up the video recorder, but as the video recorder was moved, her image in the picture did not move at all..When the woman was very puzzled, she saw the figure who looked exactly like her in the picture slowly turning around.

Upon closer inspection, she found that the face was none other than the dead old lady!

Looking at the woman in front of her, in the picture The old lady showed a ferocious smile, and then controlled the TV and rushed towards the woman.

The woman grabbed the door to escape, but she couldn't open the door.

At this moment, the old lady on the TV suddenly spoke and said angrily,

"You have no humanity, you are not human, you killed me!"

In desperation, the woman burst out with all her strength and finally opened the door.

But when the door was opened, she saw Xiaolong standing in front of the door with a knife, as if he had been waiting for a long time.

Looking at the woman in front of him , the possessed Xiaolong just said lightly,

"You can't run away."

Just when the woman was panicking, I saw the great lama suddenly appeared.

He shouted at the little dragon. The little dragon was frightened and suddenly ran away.

Seeing this, 1eon chased after him without hesitation.

But Aqun on the other side saw At this sight, the whole person was extremely happy.

This was the first time in so many years that she saw a ghost.

Without thinking too much, Aqun immediately chased after her.

When things developed to this point, the Lis also I finally knew the reason behind it.

It was none other than Mrs. Li's return to the soul.

Suddenly the screen continued to rotate.

In order to completely seek death, Tietou came to a space on the tenth floor.

He picked up the wire in one hand, the socket in the other, and Face said decisively,

"I'm going to plug these tens of thousands of volts of high-voltage electricity into my head. If I don't die, I can dominate the world."

However, before he could finish speaking, the door in front of him was suddenly pushed open.

Tietou was caught off guard and was knocked unconscious by the iron door.

On the other end, the possessed Xiaolong was being chased and had no way to escape..

Every time 1eon could think of what was in front of him, he locked the iron door in advance.

Perhaps sensing the terrifying atmosphere, even the possessed dragon felt weird.

He kept retreating and finally came to a red box.

Here he was. At this moment, the hand that had been holding the dagger stretched out and gently placed it on Xiaolong's neck.

"Do you like to scare people like this?".


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