Chapter 36: Waiting List
“T-this! What is this?!” Xuan Wanshan’s entire body trembles and she starts panting heavily.
She was shocked and did not know what was happening to her body!
“Wh-what is going on?! This feeling!”
“Mmhmm~~~” She starts making weird noises.
Her whole body was hot, her mind was fuzzy, and she has no idea what was going on.
She kneels on the floor, panting.
*Haaah* *Haaah*
Tian Yi was looking at her with a dumbfounded expression.
“Are you okay?” He asked with a confused face.
But she did not hear him.
They were still holding hands, and the euphoric feeling was getting stronger by the second.
She did not know what this feeling was, but she did know that it feels freaking good!
Her mind was going crazy, and she could not even think properly.
She felt like she was in Heaven, being massaged by God himself!
*Aaahhhh~~~*
She moans in a low voice, but it was crystal clear to everyone there.
The people around watched with their jaws on the floor.
“What the fuck? Why is she getting horny here?”
“Getting horny during a Disciple and Master ceremony? Shameless…”
“Not only is the Disciple weird, even the Master ‘s odd!” They all thought.
But even if they cursed at her in their heads, their other head could not help but turn hard!
“….”
Many males started wiggling around, trying to find a good position, making it less obvious.
*Mmmm~*
Xuan Wanshan nibbled on her sexy pink lips.
Her other free hand starts reaching closer and closer towards her Phoenix Nest…
And then out of nowhere, she felt an overwhelming power burst out from within her body and spread out to each and every corner of her body.
Their blood has finally mixed, with the feeling in her body reaching its peak, she climaxed.
“Aaaahhhhh~~!!!!!” She lets out an extremely loud moan and faints.
Tian Yi had a fright and went to catch her falling body.
He picked her up and carried her princess style.
He looked around with an embarrassed face.
*Ahem*
He coughed and flew away.
“……”
All of the males were still frozen in place, with their jaws glued to the floor.
“????????”
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”
They could not believe what they had just witnessed…
Was the teacher in heat during a Disciple and Master ceremony?
They instinctively looked at their hardened rod and coughed.
Damn, what is going on today? Did they really just get to watch such a Heavenly scene? Will a Fairy randomly fall onto their bed tonight?
“Fuck!!! Such a lucky bastard! He gets to have someone like that as his Master?! I want one like that too!”
“Fuck!! Imagine what they’ll be doing from now on!!!”
“I hope his stinking rod falls off from doing it too much!” All the males there cursed Tian Yi.
* * * *
Inside the Spectator’s room, the Sect Master had his jaw on the floor and his eyeballs trying to escape from his eye socket.
Qiu Heng had his mouth so wide opened, you could fit two whole eggs inside.
Chan Jingyi also had her small mouth wide open; her eyes were twitching nonstop.
Only Meng Xiang was looking normal.
She looked at these three frozen statues.
“What were they so shocked about?”
“Why did that woman holding her Big Brother’s hand faint?”
“Why was she making these weird noises?”
She had many questions in her head.
After a whole minute of being dumbfounded, they finally noticed that Tian Yi had already flown away.
“Ah! Follow him!” The Sect Master stood up and flew straight into the sky, making a hole in the roof.
“Me too!” Qiu Heng also follows.
“Little Meng Xiang, come.” Chan Jingyi picks her up and also follows them.
The entire Master Selection was halted after that.
Nobody was in the mood to pick Masters, especially not the males!
“Aiya! My stomach hurts! I need to use the bathroom!”
“Silly me, I accidentally spilled water on my pants! I need to go change them real quick.”
“I did not get a good night sleep yesterday, so I’ll be heading back for a good rest.”
“Aiya! I almost forgot! I left my Treasure on the table unsecured; I need to go back and make sure it’s still there…”
Even some Teachers made excuses and ran away at top speed.
“….” The females left behind were gnashing their teeth from anger.
“These horny dogs! What ‘My stomach hurts’?!”
“That Xuan Wanshan! I bet she did it on purpose!”
“What are we supposed to do now?!?!”
The female Teachers started cursing.
On that day, there is a new rumor being spread around other than the ‘Creepy Neighbor.’
“The previous Genius of their Sect, Xuan Wanshan has fallen and paired up with the Creepy Neighbor as Master and Disciple!”
Not only were they both shameless, but they were also both always horny!
Truly a perfect match made by the Heavens!
Starting that day, the two of them will be known by many nicknames, such as, but not limited to.
“A pair of Sharpened Horns! Because they were both always Horny!”
“The Shameless King and Queen! One dared to prey on a young girl, and the other blasphemed the holy ritual of ‘Disciple and Master’ in public!”
Although they had these nicknames, nobody dared to talk about it near them, because they were afraid of Xuan Wanshan and her Cultivation as a Spirit King!
If she hears them calling her with these titles, she will definitely skin them alive!
Although the Teachers did not dare to bother Xuan Wanshan, that did not mean the Disciples will left Tian Yi go!
If they challenged him properly and beaten him to the ground, the Master can not complain! She could only blame her own Disciple for being weak!
This was the only way for these disciples to relieve their anger and envy!
* * * *
Back inside Tian Yi’s house.
Tian Yi was currently standing next to his bed, looking at the sleeping Xuan Wanshan.
She had a smile on her face and would sometimes let out a quiet moan.
“….”
“Is this why Mother said never to let someone touch my blood? Especially not females?”
He closed his eyes, and his mind starts recalling his past.
* * * *
He was only 8 Years Old at this time, sitting on his mother’s soft lap.
“Yi’er, remember never to let your blood touch someone else, especially if they’re a female.”
He listened as his mother talked.
“Why not? Is my blood dirty?” He asked innocently.
“No, it’s not dirty but the opposite, being too clean…” She brushed his silky black hair with her fingers.
She looks at this Treasure of hers, and sighs.
“Aiya, he’s only 8, but what is up with this face? I swear not even his father looked like this when he was young!” She thought.
If he had a face like this and he’s only 8, she could not imagine what he would look like when he’s all grown up.
Not only is his face a peerless Treasure, but even his immature aura also sends out a scary feeling once in awhile…
Because of this, they had to ban every female servant from being near him and only assigned males as his servants.
“If it’s clean, why can’t my blood touch others?” He asked.
She looked at him with a lovely gaze; he loved to ask questions when he was young.
“Your blood is unique, so try not to let anyone touch it. Especially females.” She stretched the importance of ‘females.’
“Your blood holds an extraordinary amount of Pure Spirit Power within it, and if it touches someone, they’ll feel— well, let’s just say that they’ll feel good.” She felt that it was still too early to teach him these things.
She learned of this only because of this one time where he injured himself while playing and she had to touch his blood.
After that incident, even she had to be careful around his blood.
“If they feel good, I should go around and touch everyone, making them all feel good!” He said innocently.
“!!!” She had a fright hearing his crazy idea.
She could not imagine the chaos it will cause if he did it…
“Oh my dear child, please do not do that. If you do, this mother of yours will cry.” She said bitterly.
“Okay, then I won’t. So please don’t cry, mother.” He looked at her with his innocent eyes.
“….”
This look was the reason why she spoiled him. These innocent eyes had a destructive effect on both females and males… Even his father would become less strict after seeing them.
“Ahhh, should I be happy about this or be worried?” She sighs to herself.
“I wonder when he will be able to find a wife? And if he does, what kind of girl would she be?”
As his Mother, she starts to feel worried about his future.
* * * *
*Knock* *Knock*
The door was knocked on, waking Tian Yi up from his daydream.
“Come in.” He said.
“Excuse us.” The Sect Master’s group walked in.
*Phew*
They all wiped some sweat off their forehead after seeing the current situation.
They were worried about walking into some indecent scene and even waited a moment outside of the house just in case…
“Looks like nothing happened…” The Sect Master felt relieved.
To Cultivators, a relationship between Masters and Disciples are the same as a Family.
They treated this relationship severe; some even considers each other a real Family.
However, there were many cases of them taking an extra step forward, entering the forbidden zone.
Many Cultivators loathed the idea of a Master and Disciple entering that zone.
However, although many people despised it, there were even more who encouraged it.
Even to the point of calling it better than marriages.
Marriages could be ruined in a single day when the couples agreed on divorcing each other.
But the relationship between a Master and Disciple was even deeper than that.
Not only is it even more serious than marriage, but you also can’t just say, “Let’s go our separate ways,” and forget about each other.
Society did not care about marriages being broken because they happen every day, but a Master and Disciple relationship was taken seriously to the extreme.
If the disciple abandons the Master, he or she will be branded as a traitor and sometimes even beaten to death by others who loved their Master.
And if the Master abandons the disciple, which is considered even worse than the disciple abandoning the Master, he or she might have their Cultivation crippled by the Sect and then tossed out like garbage!
In a relationship like parents and children, what looked worst? The children abandoning their parents, or the parents abandoning their child?
Although the Sect Master did not dislike the idea of a Master and Disciple entering that zone, as the Sect Master, he had to uphold an image for their Sect.
It would be bad for their Sect if people started gossiping about how they have a shameless pair of Master and Disciple crossing the red line.
“How is she doing?” The Sect Master asks him.
“She’s fine. She just fainted for some reason…” Tian Yi said.
“That’s good to hear.” He felt relieved.
*Mmmm~* Xuan Wanshan started rolling left and right.
“…”
The room’s atmosphere felt heavier.
“Big Brother, why is she like that? Does she have a good dream?” Meng Xiang asked with curiosity; she is a child after all.
“I have absolutely no idea!” He said with a straight face.
Although he was not good in this field, he had some knowledge…
“She looks like she is having fun.” Meng Xiang giggles.
“…”
*Ahem*
“Sect Master, what should I do from now on? What about the Disciple and Master ritual? Is it completed?” Tian Yi tries to change the topic.
“Can you feel a certain connection between you two?” The Sect Master asked.
“Yes, it feels like our body is connected in some way.” He said.
“Good, then it is done properly. Congratulations, you are now official Master and Disciple.”
The three of them congratulated him.
“Thank you.” He said with an embarrassed smile.
“Why do you look so happy? Why do you have a look like you just got married?!” Qiu Heng cried in his heart.
The Sect Master and Chan Jingyi decided to ignore it.
“Well, now that you have finally had a Master, I’ll no longer be bothering you. Try not to cause too much trouble.” The Sect Master joked.
“Thank you, Sect Master, for everything you’ve done.” He bows.
“Don’t joke around; I should be the one thanking you.” The Sect Master returns the bow with his own.
“I will also leave you alone for now, I have been neglecting my Cultivation, and Junior Sister here might catch up any second.” Qiu Heng joked.
“You’re right. I am right behind you.” Chan Jingyi said with a serious face.
“!!!” His eyes went wide.
“No way?! Is she serious?!” He became alerted in his heart.
Now that Tian Yi was also in this Sect, if she passed him, he will be the 3rd in the Sect, not the 2nd!
“Not good! I need to Cultivate harder now!” He thought.
“Well then, see you later Junior Brother Yi. When I come back next time, we’ll have a spar!” He waved his hand and ran away, trying to save every second he can.
The Sect Master and Chan Jingyi laughed at him after he left.
“I was serious about catching up, so I will not bother you any longer. Goodbye for now.” She said and also left.
“Remember, try not to cause too much trouble— Or disturbing the neighbor with loud noises……” The Sect Master left these words behind before leaving.
“…”
“Let’s leave her alone for now.” Tian Yi said to Meng Xiang, leaving the dreaming Xuan Wanshan on the bed alone.
* * * *
Around the Sect, a certain rumor spread like wildfire.
“Did you hear? Our Sect’s previous most talented Genius has fallen!”
“Previous? You mean the Fairy Wanshan who has Double Spirit Veins?”
“Yeah, that’s her!”
“How has she fallen?”
“Have you heard of the ‘Creepy Neighbor’ rumor lately?”
“Of course, how could I not have.”
“That Fairy Wanshan and that shameless Disciple has paired up, becoming the Shameless King and Shameless Queen! I even heard that they do it every day!”
“WHAT?! Impossible! Quit bullshitting me; I am not stupid enough to believe that!”
“I’m telling you, it’s true. Listen, this is what happened during the Master Selection—”
The rumor had spread to every single disciple, including to the Core Disciples!
“What! Such a big event happened? Fuck, this is definitely ‘A Toad Eating Swan’s Flesh’!”
“Yeah, also, many male disciples have already decided to take turns challenging him to a duel!”
“What?! Sign me in!”
On this day, numerous males in the Sect joined in to make a waiting list, so they can take turns challenging Tian Yi.
In the waiting list, even many Core Disciple’s names could be seen!
They did not care whether they win or lose, they just wanted to beat him with a justifiable reason!
Xiao Ying was currently in the Inner Court when she heard of this news.
“Good! Now there will be even more people to experience that hell! The more, the better! The more beaten, the less shame I will have! Choosing to jump straight into hell by themselves, I can’t wait!”
She was overjoyed! She will get more comrades who will understand what she went through!
“Ahahahahah!” She laughed loudly, frightening her friends.