LIGHTNOVELONLINE Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha
Chapter 1 I'm Bald, and I'm Getting Stronger
Question: What should I do if someone walks on a leash like a pet at the beginning of the game?
That's right, Ouyang Shizuku (nǎ) crossed over, and became a glorious member of a certain blue star's thousands of crossing troops.
But just time travel, why is his painting style so different?
Not only did he become a child, but he was also tied around his neck by a Konoha ninja wearing a green vest with a rope, and walked for three days in a vast area full of wind, sand and rocks.
The cheating system brought him here, and after leaving a sentence that needs to be updated, there was no movement.
Shocked and struggling, Shizuku finally resigned to her fate.
Well, this is the world of Naruto, which claims to have a worrying survival rate, and now his life is really worrying.
Shizuku didn't know where the original owner of this body offended the Konoha ninja in front of him.
Judging from the round fan family crest worn on his arm, this guy is obviously a member of the Uchiha Clan Guard.
In her previous life, Shizuku, as a senior manga fan, was familiar with Naruto beyond recognition.
Knowing that most of the Uchiha clan are paranoid, the stronger the power, the more stubborn they are.
If he hadn't offended the guy in front of him to death, he wouldn't have abused a child.
Of course Ouyang Shizuku would not sit still, but he was noticed by the other party before he had time to act, and then he glared at him with pink eye disease (Sharing Eye).
After a brief absence, he will be chained by the other party's neck and walk away again.
After coming and going, Shizuku learns to be good, knowing that the other party has a way to find out his little tricks, so he can only hope on the system.
But every time the system is called, it is like a stone sinking into the sea. In the silent mind, except for the wind filling the ears, it is the muddy smell of earth and rocks in the nose.
This makes Shizuku, who has always been good-tempered, can't help but want to complain, is your home a 2G small water pipe? It's been a few days, and the update hasn't been completed yet?
As night fell, it was finally time to rest.
Shizuku breathed a sigh of relief, with this child's body, it was too much for him to travel for a day.
Only at this time, that Uchiha ninja would open his mouth to pour a grain pill, and then feed him some water.
Wrapping the rags tightly around her body, Shizuku lay down on the spot under a leeward rock to rest.
Although reason has repeatedly warned him that he should take the time to sleep now and replenish his energy.
But the inescapable predicament and the longing for freedom make Shizuku, who is a time traveler, full of unwillingness.
"I, Ouyang Shizuku, an unlucky traveler who was cheated by the system."
"Although the name is weird and somewhat feminine, and my appearance is relatively delicate, I am often misunderstood as a girl, and one thing or another happened...but I am indeed a pure man."
That's right, our protagonist is the legendary blue boy paper.
Originally, this was considered a rare resource, and Shizuku also put on women's clothing under the instigation of the people around her.
Playing cosplay, interacting with fans every day, very happy.
But since that incident happened, Ouyang Shizuku began to resist such a self.
He locked himself up, immersing himself in the world of Zongman to escape from himself.
Until it is selected by the system and brought here.
Full of joy, he wanted to start his second life, but who knew he was facing such a predicament.
Shizuku touched the bottom, her heart was filled with relief.
Although time travel became a child, but he is still a pure man.
Soon, be patient, as long as the system is updated and the golden finger is obtained, you can get out of the current predicament.
At that time, the sea will be wide enough for fishes to leap, and the sky will be high for birds to fly.You can show off your ambitions and start over!
This time, this time, I must become a sunny and handsome guy. Fuck meow's women's clothing, I will never touch it in my life!
Then, relying on the bug-level ability to easily crush the shadow-level, fascinate thousands of girls, accept the younger brother to open the harem, and walk to the pinnacle of life from then on!
Someone is immersed in a world of fantasy and blindly yy, temporarily forgetting all troubles and unhappiness.
However, in the next second, Shizuku only felt a warm current pouring from his belly, his hands were flattened, and something symbolizing self-esteem disappeared.
The cute little brother disappeared.
? ?
I, I rely on!Ouyang Shizuku's eyes widened.
"Ding! The Zongman Fast Travel Mission Reward System has been successfully bound for the second time. The system has been updated, and the Zongman Goddess Cultivation System has been added. Code A2 will serve you wholeheartedly."
"Report: A conflict was detected between the host's body and the Zongman Goddess Cultivation System, and the automatic repair was completed."
A system sound similar to the Great Sage resounded in Shizuku's mind.
"Me! You..."
"Report: It is detected that the host's emotions are too agitated, which may easily arouse the caster's suspicion. Please control the host's emotions rationally."
"Failure to control emotions, in order to ensure the host's personal safety, the host is forced to enter the sage mode."
"..."
Shizuku, who was still full of resentment at first and wanted to question after holding back his stomach, after a while of coolness, accompanied by bouts of collapse, his anger cooled down instantly.
At that moment, the wind is quiet, the people are quiet, and the mountains and rocks are beautiful.
Looking at the bright and clear moon, it seems that even life has become transparent... What a fart!
Your uncle!wrong!
Where is my brother!The more Shizuku thought about it, the angrier she became.
Ouyang Shizuku, calm down!keep Calm!Personal safety is the most important thing, don't think about it, first figure out what's going on.
"A2, right? You explain to me what's going on!"
Shizuku inhaled and inhaled again, trying to calm down the excitement in her heart.
"Report: This system is only responsible for answering the host's questions, please ask the host to organize the language and ask again."
"Okay, let me ask you, where is my brother?"
"Gone."
"I know!" Shizuku gritted his teeth, "I asked why you disappeared!"
"It is detected that there is a conflict between the host's body and the Zongman Goddess Cultivation System, and it will be repaired automatically."
"I asked why you did that!"
"Host detected..."
"Stop! You mean it, right? Then let me change the question. Can I still turn back into a pure man?"
"Theoretically yes."
"Really?"
"real."
"Change back to me now!"
"Report: The proposal is invalid. If the host wants to become a male, he can exchange rewards in future missions."
Forget it, although it's troublesome, it's good to be able to change back.
Most of Shizuku's anger was instantly extinguished, and she couldn't help asking the question she cared about the most.
"Where's my goldfinger?"
"Report: After the system is updated, the optional abilities of the host have increased, and the host has gained the power to choose independently. The host can choose the ability he likes from the various comprehensive worlds provided by the system."
"Currently available comprehensive comics are: Naruto, Shinigami, One Piece, Dragon Ball, Xingyue, Touhou, Yuyu Hakusho, Saint Seiya, One Punch Man, Magic Return, Demon Slayer, Jojo."
Seeing the exquisite cards with the name of Zongman appearing in front of her eyes one by one, Shizuku was dazzled for a while.
"So many, do you have any recommendations?"
"Has the host activated the ability identification mechanism? The system will automatically match the most suitable comprehensive ability for the host."
"Reminder: The matching ability is highly consistent with the host's own attributes, and there is a probability of triggering SSS-level luck, which will greatly increase the value of a certain ability of the host, resulting in a qualitative change."
"SSS-level lucky?" Shizuku couldn't help but be moved, "That's it."
Before she finished speaking, Shizuku was swept away by a sense of drowsiness.
In the vague consciousness, A2's cold voice came.
"Activate the ability to recognize the master mechanism, congratulations to the host for obtaining jojo's stand-in ability, triggering SSS-level luck, growth: ∞"
"Report: It is detected that the host's ability is too strong, Naruto World will activate the self-protection mechanism, and automatically trigger the shadow-level difficulty."
"The stand-in ability is merging... merging..."
"Get a substitute <Scarlet Dream Glass>."
"Ability ①: Scarlet Sky. Arbitrarily connect the forces of the two worlds, project and copy."
"Ability ②: Jingliuli. Based on the current world power system, integrate the differences in power between the two worlds, eliminate contradictions and unreasonable places, transform and integrate."
"Common technique ①: Obscure Moon. The avatar can switch between human form and non-human form at will."
"Common technique ②: Rain in May. When using a human form to bombard at close range, it can achieve 'unbroken continuous attack', and the attack frequency will gradually increase over time."
Destructive power: E
Speed: E
Range: E
Sustainability: D
Precision: E
Growth: ∞
"The ability confirmation is complete, please take a rest for the host, and we will start a journey to a new world soon, oh, Simi (good night)..."
That's right, Ouyang Shizuku (nǎ) crossed over, and became a glorious member of a certain blue star's thousands of crossing troops.
But just time travel, why is his painting style so different?
Not only did he become a child, but he was also tied around his neck by a Konoha ninja wearing a green vest with a rope, and walked for three days in a vast area full of wind, sand and rocks.
The cheating system brought him here, and after leaving a sentence that needs to be updated, there was no movement.
Shocked and struggling, Shizuku finally resigned to her fate.
Well, this is the world of Naruto, which claims to have a worrying survival rate, and now his life is really worrying.
Shizuku didn't know where the original owner of this body offended the Konoha ninja in front of him.
Judging from the round fan family crest worn on his arm, this guy is obviously a member of the Uchiha Clan Guard.
In her previous life, Shizuku, as a senior manga fan, was familiar with Naruto beyond recognition.
Knowing that most of the Uchiha clan are paranoid, the stronger the power, the more stubborn they are.
If he hadn't offended the guy in front of him to death, he wouldn't have abused a child.
Of course Ouyang Shizuku would not sit still, but he was noticed by the other party before he had time to act, and then he glared at him with pink eye disease (Sharing Eye).
After a brief absence, he will be chained by the other party's neck and walk away again.
After coming and going, Shizuku learns to be good, knowing that the other party has a way to find out his little tricks, so he can only hope on the system.
But every time the system is called, it is like a stone sinking into the sea. In the silent mind, except for the wind filling the ears, it is the muddy smell of earth and rocks in the nose.
This makes Shizuku, who has always been good-tempered, can't help but want to complain, is your home a 2G small water pipe? It's been a few days, and the update hasn't been completed yet?
As night fell, it was finally time to rest.
Shizuku breathed a sigh of relief, with this child's body, it was too much for him to travel for a day.
Only at this time, that Uchiha ninja would open his mouth to pour a grain pill, and then feed him some water.
Wrapping the rags tightly around her body, Shizuku lay down on the spot under a leeward rock to rest.
Although reason has repeatedly warned him that he should take the time to sleep now and replenish his energy.
But the inescapable predicament and the longing for freedom make Shizuku, who is a time traveler, full of unwillingness.
"I, Ouyang Shizuku, an unlucky traveler who was cheated by the system."
"Although the name is weird and somewhat feminine, and my appearance is relatively delicate, I am often misunderstood as a girl, and one thing or another happened...but I am indeed a pure man."
That's right, our protagonist is the legendary blue boy paper.
Originally, this was considered a rare resource, and Shizuku also put on women's clothing under the instigation of the people around her.
Playing cosplay, interacting with fans every day, very happy.
But since that incident happened, Ouyang Shizuku began to resist such a self.
He locked himself up, immersing himself in the world of Zongman to escape from himself.
Until it is selected by the system and brought here.
Full of joy, he wanted to start his second life, but who knew he was facing such a predicament.
Shizuku touched the bottom, her heart was filled with relief.
Although time travel became a child, but he is still a pure man.
Soon, be patient, as long as the system is updated and the golden finger is obtained, you can get out of the current predicament.
At that time, the sea will be wide enough for fishes to leap, and the sky will be high for birds to fly.You can show off your ambitions and start over!
This time, this time, I must become a sunny and handsome guy. Fuck meow's women's clothing, I will never touch it in my life!
Then, relying on the bug-level ability to easily crush the shadow-level, fascinate thousands of girls, accept the younger brother to open the harem, and walk to the pinnacle of life from then on!
Someone is immersed in a world of fantasy and blindly yy, temporarily forgetting all troubles and unhappiness.
However, in the next second, Shizuku only felt a warm current pouring from his belly, his hands were flattened, and something symbolizing self-esteem disappeared.
The cute little brother disappeared.
? ?
I, I rely on!Ouyang Shizuku's eyes widened.
"Ding! The Zongman Fast Travel Mission Reward System has been successfully bound for the second time. The system has been updated, and the Zongman Goddess Cultivation System has been added. Code A2 will serve you wholeheartedly."
"Report: A conflict was detected between the host's body and the Zongman Goddess Cultivation System, and the automatic repair was completed."
A system sound similar to the Great Sage resounded in Shizuku's mind.
"Me! You..."
"Report: It is detected that the host's emotions are too agitated, which may easily arouse the caster's suspicion. Please control the host's emotions rationally."
"Failure to control emotions, in order to ensure the host's personal safety, the host is forced to enter the sage mode."
"..."
Shizuku, who was still full of resentment at first and wanted to question after holding back his stomach, after a while of coolness, accompanied by bouts of collapse, his anger cooled down instantly.
At that moment, the wind is quiet, the people are quiet, and the mountains and rocks are beautiful.
Looking at the bright and clear moon, it seems that even life has become transparent... What a fart!
Your uncle!wrong!
Where is my brother!The more Shizuku thought about it, the angrier she became.
Ouyang Shizuku, calm down!keep Calm!Personal safety is the most important thing, don't think about it, first figure out what's going on.
"A2, right? You explain to me what's going on!"
Shizuku inhaled and inhaled again, trying to calm down the excitement in her heart.
"Report: This system is only responsible for answering the host's questions, please ask the host to organize the language and ask again."
"Okay, let me ask you, where is my brother?"
"Gone."
"I know!" Shizuku gritted his teeth, "I asked why you disappeared!"
"It is detected that there is a conflict between the host's body and the Zongman Goddess Cultivation System, and it will be repaired automatically."
"I asked why you did that!"
"Host detected..."
"Stop! You mean it, right? Then let me change the question. Can I still turn back into a pure man?"
"Theoretically yes."
"Really?"
"real."
"Change back to me now!"
"Report: The proposal is invalid. If the host wants to become a male, he can exchange rewards in future missions."
Forget it, although it's troublesome, it's good to be able to change back.
Most of Shizuku's anger was instantly extinguished, and she couldn't help asking the question she cared about the most.
"Where's my goldfinger?"
"Report: After the system is updated, the optional abilities of the host have increased, and the host has gained the power to choose independently. The host can choose the ability he likes from the various comprehensive worlds provided by the system."
"Currently available comprehensive comics are: Naruto, Shinigami, One Piece, Dragon Ball, Xingyue, Touhou, Yuyu Hakusho, Saint Seiya, One Punch Man, Magic Return, Demon Slayer, Jojo."
Seeing the exquisite cards with the name of Zongman appearing in front of her eyes one by one, Shizuku was dazzled for a while.
"So many, do you have any recommendations?"
"Has the host activated the ability identification mechanism? The system will automatically match the most suitable comprehensive ability for the host."
"Reminder: The matching ability is highly consistent with the host's own attributes, and there is a probability of triggering SSS-level luck, which will greatly increase the value of a certain ability of the host, resulting in a qualitative change."
"SSS-level lucky?" Shizuku couldn't help but be moved, "That's it."
Before she finished speaking, Shizuku was swept away by a sense of drowsiness.
In the vague consciousness, A2's cold voice came.
"Activate the ability to recognize the master mechanism, congratulations to the host for obtaining jojo's stand-in ability, triggering SSS-level luck, growth: ∞"
"Report: It is detected that the host's ability is too strong, Naruto World will activate the self-protection mechanism, and automatically trigger the shadow-level difficulty."
"The stand-in ability is merging... merging..."
"Get a substitute <Scarlet Dream Glass>."
"Ability ①: Scarlet Sky. Arbitrarily connect the forces of the two worlds, project and copy."
"Ability ②: Jingliuli. Based on the current world power system, integrate the differences in power between the two worlds, eliminate contradictions and unreasonable places, transform and integrate."
"Common technique ①: Obscure Moon. The avatar can switch between human form and non-human form at will."
"Common technique ②: Rain in May. When using a human form to bombard at close range, it can achieve 'unbroken continuous attack', and the attack frequency will gradually increase over time."
Destructive power: E
Speed: E
Range: E
Sustainability: D
Precision: E
Growth: ∞
"The ability confirmation is complete, please take a rest for the host, and we will start a journey to a new world soon, oh, Simi (good night)..."
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