My Son Might Be A Villain

“Aren’t you going to buy some pajamas?” When Su Han saw that Su Ran had grabbed everything including toothbrush and tooth paste but not pajama, he finally couldn't help but asked.

Upon hearing that, Su Ran frowned a little and she looked disturbed.

“I feel that these pajamas are ugly,” said Su Ran truthfully.

Truth was, she had already picked out a set of pajamas for her son online. The super cool looking kind at that.

Su Han: What’s so ugly about them? I don’t find them ugly.

Su Han grumbled to himself but he saw that Su Ran had already pulled out her phone and showed her the set that she had picked out for him.

“This one. Look. Handsome, right?”

Su Han’s entire face twitched when he saw the picture on Su Ran’s cellphone.

“Handsome?” asked Su Han as he looked over at Su Ran gloomily.

Nevermind that it was a one-piece, it was a dinosaur one! Ok, nevermind about that either. What was with the horns on the hood? And the tail on the back?!

Su Han looked at Su Ran very dubiously. He seriously suspected that this woman had been chatting too much with the parents in the parent chatgroup and no longer understand the meaning of the term “handsome”.

The corners of Su Ran’s eyes twitched when she looked at her son’s resentful and suspicious look.

Alright, she would admit that that was not “handsome”, just “cute”, alright?

She wasn’t sure if that was a parent’s rebellious mentality. As she watched her son growing older and older every day, Su Ran no longer wished for him to grow so quickly.

Granted, he would need to maintain his image of a cold heartthrob outside.

Nevertheless.

“You will only wear this at home and nobody else would see it anyway,” said Su Ran righteously as she gave Su Han a look.

“Besides, I will never post your, em, handsome photos to the friend's circle. You have nothing to worry about.” Su Ran promised her son.

Su Han felt even less certain after he heard that.

I don’t want it……

Su Han’s lips moved and he was about to turn her down.

When, Lu Shao, for a change, spoke up for him.

“We can still get a casual set here,” said Lu Shao as he glanced over at Su Han casually. “And he will have an extra set to rotate with.”

That seemed to make sense too?

Su Ran thought about that some and nodded.

That made sense. She could order during the Double-11 sale, but who knew how long it would take before she received the item in the mail?

They could get a set for now to tie him over with.

Su Ran was still mulling about it when Lu Shao added, “Let’s get them all.”

“Huh?”

“Let’s buy three sets,” said Lu Shao definitively with a light light crossing his eyes.

Su Ran, “……”

“Alright……

“Which kind do you want?” asked Su Ran.

“You pick.”

Su Han, Shameless! Don’t you have hands?

Su Ran, She… didn’t know how to pick.

She didn’t mind picking them out for her son. Even if she picked the not-so-attractive ones, Su Han wouldn’t care much. Mostly she would not care.

As for Lu Shao’s.

She felt awkward picking them out for him.

Finally, amidst the very ugly pajamas, Su Ran picked out three solid color sets with velvet.

Hers was pink; her son’s light grey; and a dark blue set for his father.

Now that they had picked out the pajamas, Su Ran gave up fighting over the slippers.

Even though Su Ran still very much couldn’t get her mind off the matching dinosaur slippers that she had in her shopping cart.

She did not struggle too much when she picked out three sets of warm-looking slippers that matched the colors of their pajamas.

Looking at the set of Mickey’s slippers that Su Ran had placed inside of the shopping cart, Su Han did not even bother hiding the resentment in his look.

“That is so childish.” Su Han grumbled in a low voice.

Then, when Su Ran wasn’t paying attention, she quickly pulled the pair of slippers out of the shopping cart and placed it back onto the shelf.

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