My Girlfriend is Yingriri

"What happened to the programmer?"

Suzuki Kiko's tone was resentful: "As a senior programmer, the hair is so thick, I believe he is a ghost, the teacher does not want to see a braised egg head on the wedding day."

"..."

Chapter 614 Ebina's Questionnaire

"Teacher, my request is very simple, the marriage partner must not be a braised egg..."

Suzuki Kiko clasped her arms with both hands, and her tone was resentful, as if she had seen her husband take off his wig on the night of the wedding, revealing a picture of a shiny corned egg head.

Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't help but said: "Don't look down on braised eggs! Black people will be braised eggs after they are bald, and East Asians who are bald can only be called boiled eggs!"

"Eh?" Suzuki Kiko was surprised, "Can black people be bald too?"

"Of course it will be bald." Kiyosuke Hashima said speechlessly.

Baldness is a crisis that all male humans face. Not only will the black man be bald, but he also likes to buy wigs!Even if you don’t have enough to eat and don’t wear warm clothes, you must definitely have a wig, which is a daily necessities above daily necessities!

"Speaking of which, the more intelligent people seem to be the more bald." Suzuki Kiko stretched out her hand to support her chin, and murmured, "Is this the so-called 'extremely intelligent'?"

"Please don't use idioms indiscriminately."

At present, there is no scientific research to prove the relationship between baldness and IQ. On the contrary, it proves that heredity, genes and staying up late are the three major killers of hair.

Suzuki Kiko had a pensive expression on her face, she suddenly approached, and said with concern: "Hashima-san is very smart, be careful of getting bald early in life."

"you shut up."

Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't take it anymore.

You actually cursed your students to be bald at an early age, is this what the teacher should say!I would rather die young than go bald young!

"Are you vicious of the teacher?"

If you're not a teacher, I'm not trying to kill you now, but to let you know what it means to say that misfortune comes out of your mouth!

"Go home early after the blind date." Kiyosuke Hashima said with a straight face, "Farewell."

Walking out of the restaurant, there was naturally no sign of Zai Li at the door.

Kiyosuke Hashima looked at the busy street in front of him, took out his mobile phone, and sent a message to Tari.

"where is it?"

A few seconds later, Ying Lili sent a message.

"Of course I took a taxi. There are so many people on the tram and subway at this point that I don't want to take it at all."

"Actually, you can take the bus..."

"Shut up! Hippoko hentai!"

"Sensei Suzuki's blind date is over."

"……Failed?"

Ying Lili guessed the result in an instant, and it was over not long after getting in the car, which was even faster than the hero of the drama, obviously unsuccessful.

"One of Mr. Suzuki's criteria for choosing a spouse is not to be bald."

"..."

After talking with Tari for a while, Kiyosuke Hashima put away his mobile phone, turned around and went home, halfway on the way, he suddenly saw a very familiar figure from behind.

Burgundy hair, simple attire of white shirt and black school uniform skirt, walking slowly, eyes always fixed on the ground, careful stepping on flowers and plants all the time... Who else could it be if it wasn't Ebina.

"The old name of the sea."

Hashima Kiyosuke walked a few steps quickly, and caught up with the red-haired cowardly girl.

"Eh, eh?" Ebina turned around nervously, and when she saw Kiyosuke Hashima, a surprised expression appeared on her face, "Senior? Why are you here?"

"I just came back from dinner." Kiyosuke Hashima looked at the red-haired cowardly girl, "Is the part-time job over?"

"Well, I'm getting ready to go home."

"Let's go together then."

"Okay, okay."

Ebina followed Hashima Kiyosuke briskly, and suddenly felt that the dark night became brighter.

(So ​​relieved...)

In the first month after he first came to Tokyo, Ebina didn’t know the place where he lived. He was working in a restaurant alone, and the journey back to the apartment after working in the evening was always worrying. Later, Kiyosuke Hashima came to work in the restaurant. Going home is the mood now.

Super peace of mind.

From time to time, Ebina would hope that Kiyosuke Hashima would come back to work again, and then follow behind Kiyosuke Hashima like this, so that he would not be afraid even if he went to the end of the world.

"How's the restaurant going?" Kiyosuke Hashima asked casually.

"The restaurant is very good, the foreman became the store manager last week..."

When Kiyosuke Hashima opened the topic, Ebina summoned up his courage a little and started chatting. He hadn’t been to the restaurant for a long time. Many of the friends he met while working together had already left. During this time, many newcomers came one after another. Ebina also gradually changed from a newcomer to a The 'senior who is super easy to be shy'... There are gatherings and parting, and if you are not careful, you will be scattered in the vast crowd. This is life.

"It's the end of the month again, Nanami-chan's complexion has been bad lately, she looks very tired..." Ebina's voice was very low, and it took a lot of concentration to hear it clearly, but Kiyosuke Hashima knew very well that this was already the maximum volume.

Kiyosuke Hashima said, "Qami should still be working many jobs at the same time, right?"

Nanami had a cold and fever before, Hashima Kiyosuke and Ebina went to visit as friends, Nanami's stockings were torn and she was reluctant to throw them away!

"Yeah." Ebina nodded, with a slight blush on her face, "I heard from Nanami-chan that she still works in a maid cafe on weekends..."

"Would you like to try Ebina?" Kiyosuke Hashima smiled.

"No, don't." The red-haired cowardly woman hurriedly shook her head, her face full of embarrassment.

Wearing a maid outfit in front of Kiyosuke Hashima that day, I have exhausted my whole life of courage, wearing a maid outfit, calling strangers master, brother, etc., and then cooking and casting super shameful magic... That kind of thing is just in Thinking about it in my mind, Ebina couldn't help but want to die.

"After the first experience, the second time will be much easier." Kiyosuke Hashima said seriously.

Ebina puffed up her cheeks slightly, and rarely summoned up the courage to protest: "...Senior bullied people."

"Sorry for the interruption." A girl walked up to Kiyosuke Hashima and Ebina, bent down and bowed, and said with a smile, "Can you please fill out a questionnaire?"

The girl clasped her hands on her chest and said, "It only takes a few minutes, no trouble."

As a kind person, Ebina couldn't say no to the words 'please', "No trouble."

Kiyosuke Hashima smiled politely, "No problem."

This girl seems to be a college student, and the questionnaire may be related to her studies, so she can help if she can.

"Thank you both." The girl blushed slightly, looked away from Kiyosuke Hashima's face, then took out a questionnaire and handed it to Ebina with both hands, "Please."

Kiyosuke Hashima thought it was a very common questionnaire, but after glancing at the questions, he was speechless.

The first question of the questionnaire: "Do you have any experience of cohabiting with your boyfriend?"

Live with your sister!What is this topic investigating?Just investigate the part-time jobs and consumption of ordinary high school students!

Seeing Kiyosuke Hashima's approach, the girl blushed slightly, and hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry, we are sociology majors, this is the survey content assigned by the tutor, the questionnaire is an anonymous questionnaire, please don't worry... I am very sorry!"

"No, it doesn't matter." Ebina's face flushed. Although the question was beyond the outline, fortunately, it was within the acceptable range. He hesitated and took the pencil, ready to fill out the questionnaire.

"Co-living or something... We sleep together in the living room, shouldn't it be counted?"

Chapter 615

"Co-living together or something..."

Ebina glanced at Kiyosuke Hashima quietly, and then put a check mark in front of "No" with a pencil.

"It's just staying overnight, it's not considered cohabitation."

After answering the first question, Ebina breathed a sigh of relief, and turned to the second question.

"What do you think about premarital behavior?"

Ebina: "..."

Hey, you ask a girl who has no experience in connecting kisses to answer this kind of question, it is simply 'professional wrong'!It's easy for Ebina to crash!

There are four options for this question, namely reject, accept, don't care, and die alone.

It turns out that there is a lonely old age in the options. You are not doing a questionnaire survey, but it is actually a prank show!

Kiyosuke Hashima looked around calmly, trying to find the photographer who took the sneak shot, but unfortunately there was none.

"Sorry, please don't be nervous, this is an anonymous questionnaire, just fill in what you really think."

Seeing Ebina's eyes wide open, her face blushing, and she was motionless as if she had been hit by a dizziness, the girl who sent out the questionnaire couldn't help reminding her in a low voice.

Ebina came back to his senses, moved the pen to Reject in a panic, and was about to check it, when he suddenly raised his eyes to Kiyosuke Hashima, and then blushed, hesitantly moved the pencil to Accept again.

"When filling out the questionnaire, just check the first choice in your heart, don't hesitate." Kiyosuke Hashima gently pulled the corner of his mouth, and ordered, "Don't look at me either."

Actually want to choose to accept, if you accept it on paper, your body must not be able to accept it, if you don’t do anything, you will faint from fright, and you will definitely not be able to continue!

"I know, I know..."

Ebina hesitantly responded, and marked the refusal with a pencil.

Then there is the third question.

"May I ask when you expect to get married?"

The options are 16 years old, graduated from high school, graduated from university, and the last option is self-filling in age.

Under Hashima Kiyosuke's gaze, Ebina timidly checked the second option.

"Graduated from high school……"

He just graduated from high school, so what's wrong with getting married so early, at least wait until he graduates from college!The ancients established a career after getting married, but modern people start a business first and then start a family. They get married after graduating from high school. There is no way to support the family at all!

The fourth question: "May I ask how to choose when there is conflict between marriage and life?"

Ebina's eyes had turned into mosquito-repellent eyes, and he ticked off "Housewife" dazedly.