Chapter 20 - Drama
According to the description of the narration, this play is adapted from the real experience of Star Sword Princess. It is a realistic, detailed, thorough and profound portrayal of the performance of this peerless genius in the battle of fame: the defense of Qingquan City.
But not focusing on her heroic posture on the battlefield, but describing her other side outside the battlefield, showing her unknown side in life, and trying to restore a real star sword girl.
Just like that, when the performance started and the actors appeared, Rohr’s eyes widened in an instant.
A burly, burly tank jumped onto the stage with a ‘boom’.
’Her”s hair was dyed colorfully, matching the same color as the woven bag; her face was heavily makeup, like a combat camouflage; a dirty women’s long skirt was about to be broken by the muscles of her body.
More importantly, the scum on the face has not been shaved…
“Wow! My eyes!”
“Ahhh! Blind! Blind!”
The audience under the stage wailed.
Roll also has the urge to poke himself.
The tank was not influenced by the audience. He dented his chest and raised his head. With two fingers, he lifted a strand of hair on his chest muscles and began to chant:
“I, the most shining star in the empire, wake up every day and fall for my beauty…”
“Hey~ why am I so beautiful? Now~ why am I so dazzling?”
“Nah nah nah nah nah~”
Old sonar.
Just one appearance, the audience was half scared away.
Roll didn’t run. He had a better mentality. He forcedly restrained the urge to poke his eyes and watched it as an absurd comedy.
The story behind is also really absurd. With the appearance of a group of forty or fifty middle-aged and elderly actors, “Star Sword Princess” quickly embarks on a poignant and tactful sadomasochistic relationship. In short, it is just walking back and forth with five or six licking dogs.
Even if the plot is nonsense, the narration is particularly ridiculous:
“Ah! Shining Miss Star! Ah! You are the light of the sky! Ah! You are the meaning of my life! Ah!”
((((((((Na)))))))
Luo Er is funny again in the audience, and the skin is burnt and the meat is tender. There is a special sour and refreshing experience.
If you must find an advantage for this show, Rohr thinks it can only be the tank who plays the star swordsman.
Although he may not be realistic in his image, he is very serious and hard working. Every action and every utterance is devoted to his emotions and soul. There is no laughter or stage fright. He is more devoted than the others.
If he plays a character that fits the image properly, his impression may be much better.
Finally, this ridiculous farce is finally over. The actors also took the stage collectively with a sense of ritual, and thanked the audience who remained.
Roel only noticed that besides himself, there are actually more than ten spectators left off the court? They are all young and stupefied in their twenties.
No way? Can this kind of drama still have an audience? No way, no way?
Roll was wondering when he heard the leader in the young man, shouting outrageously:
“You bastards! You dare to slander my beloved Sword Hime like this!”
Other people also scolded:
“Yes, yeah! It’s impossible for us, Kenhime-sama, to fall in love with someone! She can’t fall in love with other people!”
“Dare to discredit Lord Kenji, she might have a private meeting in the toilet? She doesn’t need to go to the toilet…”
Luo Er was stunned. What these people care about is not the overall plot, nor the powerful star sword girl of Kong Wu, nor the clumsy performance, but the interpersonal relationship in it?
This taste is a bit familiar…
It’s getting old.
The young people scolded at the bottom, but the actors on the top were scolded honestly and did not respond.
But after they scolded for a while, they actually felt that the scolding was not enough, so they all held up their chairs, a little bit wanting to do it.
I’ve scolded, and I’m going to hit someone. Isn’t that good?
Roll hesitated to stop him.
But someone moves faster than him.
A petite figure sprang out from the backstage, holding a wooden prop sword in his hand, and bravely stood in front of the “Star Sword Fairy”.
“Don’t hit my dad!”
This is a black, thin and short girl, wearing a dirty dress, but her eyes are shining with determination.
is not cute.
But very brave.
It is a pity that courage failed to bring her strength, and a young man who had already climbed onto the stage kicked her into the corner with one foot.
“Ellie!”
“Star Sword Fairy” looked nervous, his fists were tightly clenched, but an old man in his 50s grabbed him and shook his head silently at him.
At this time, the audience suddenly heard a muffled sound of ‘swish’, and a chair crossed an arc and hit the young man’s head exactly.
He fainted without making a sound.
Everyone looked back.
“bui!”
Roll spit, and gave a thumbs down at the group of young people, pulling the hatred over in an instant.
There was a fierce red light in the young people’s eyes, they lifted up their chairs, and rushed up frantically to reason with Roll. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
It’s a pity that Rohr’s reasoning is tougher, and he persuaded them all in twos or twos and lay on the ground one after another.
But even so, they are still struggling **** the ground, wanting to argue with Rolle again.
“Is the folk customs so simple here?”
Roll couldn’t help but feel that something was wrong, so he had to kick them one by one and let them stop.
Then he saw that the actors were also playing various props and rushing towards him with red eyes.
The only exception is “Star Sword Fairy”, he seems to be caught in a strange entanglement, his body is struggling in place, his expression is grim and painful.
is like a brain saying: “Quick! Go on!”
the body is saying: “No! You don’t want to!”
Maybe it’s because that black and thin little girl is hugging his calf tightly?
“It’s the fourth time, it’s certainly not accidental.”
“I hope nothing big happens…”
Roll whispered to himself, and then tried to speak softly to persuade the actors.
“Star Sword Fairy” also fell silent, holding his head in both hands, rolling on the ground.
It took a few minutes before he calmed down. With pale and sweat on his face, he slowly climbed up from the ground, and then looked down at his casserole slap.
“I…what’s wrong with me?”
His daughter took out a handkerchief from her arms and carefully wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Roll looked sour.
The other actors also came back to their senses one after another, looking at each other’s bruises and panda eyes, and the mess around them, with a bewildered look.
“Go to church first, I happen to know a doctor, I hope he hasn’t got off work yet.”
Rolle proposed.