LIGHTNOVELONLINE Invincible against the sky modification system
Chapter 41 Grammy Awards
Chapter 41 Grammy Awards
"System, help me increase my physical attributes to ten."
"Good host, this modification requires 1000 million pretense points, are you sure?"
"confirm."
"The modification has been completed, and the remaining pretentious value is 500 million."
"Congratulations to the host, the physical attributes have reached the highest level of mortals. In the absence of accidents, the host can live a long life."
People say that it is rare for a person to live to seventy.
In ancient times, it was very rare to be 70 years old.
In modern times, medical technology is developed, and people can live longer.
Some are long-lived and can live more than 80 or 90 years.
But there are still very few centenarians.
But now, Tang Beiming has confirmed that he will definitely live to be a hundred years old.
Tang Beiming was very happy about this.
Of course, his goals don't stop there.
I have an invincible modification system against the sky, if I only live a hundred years, how different is it from ordinary people.
My goal is to become an immortal, become a saint, become an ancestor and become a Buddha, live the same life as the sun and the moon, and live the same life as the heaven and the earth.
After returning to Zhonghai, Tang Beiming received a call from the American Academy of Recording and Science, but the caller was an American who could speak Chinese.
They informed Tang Beiming that because of Tang Beiming's album sales, he had broken the world album sales record.
Therefore, this year's Grammy Award winner will be Tang Beiming.
Tang Beiming was very happy to win the award.
"Hey, I won an award, where can I receive it?"
"Come to America."
"I will do it myself?"
"Nonsense, should we still pick you up?"
"No, what's your attitude?"
"That's my attitude, what's the matter. You can learn about the Grammy Awards, okay?"
"I know your sister."
"You are really uneducated. The Grammy Award is the largest music award in the world and one of the four major music awards in the United States. It is also called the Nobel Prize in Music."
"So what? What do you want to say?"
"What did you say? Hehe, you are the first Chinese person to receive this award. You should be proud. This is our rice empire, and you are sure of it. If it weren't for your album sales, you broke the world record. Do you think Our Rice Empire will give you an award."
"However, don't be too complacent. Don't think that if your album sales break the world record, you are so good. Now it's already the wireless era, who still listens to songs with lagging albums."
"Our rice empire has long abandoned this primitive thing. Probably, only your backward China is still using this kind of thing. Otherwise, how could it be possible to break the record created by us Americans."
On the other end of the phone, the American was arrogant.
Every word he said made Tang Beiming want to hit someone.
However, now that I am in China and you are in the United States, I cannot hit you.
If you can't hit me, I'll scold you to death.
"Grass."
"Using the word spicy chicken to describe you is flattering you."
"When Picasso met you, he could sketch directly from nature."
"You must have suffered a lot when you defeated [-] million competitors."
"A person like you can live up to two and a half lines in a novel."
"Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I have the problem of judging people by their appearance."
"You look exactly the same as on your ID card."
"Don't think that the world has abandoned you, the world has no time for you at all."
"It's over, why are you ignoring me? I'm ignoring me like a dog now."
"I just want to scold people, not you."
"It's nothing if you don't have money now, how long will it take for you to have no money in the future?"
"Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ."
"Touch your chest, is it as flat as a boy's?"
"If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, and you will get used to it a few more times in the future."
"For an ugly person, if you take a closer look at him, it is a kind of cruelty."
"Did you grow up drinking dichlorvos?"
"Are you out of your mind?"
"Your stupid, really creative."
"Are you Alzheimer's?"
"You can't read the material just by looking at it."
"God spread wisdom to the world, but you opened the umbrella."
"You are a black hole with a huge pit."
"Look at your face with a huge friction coefficient."
"Look at your face, it's ugly with 360 degrees and no dead ends."
"Remember, don't lose weight, ugly face has nothing to do with being fat."
"Your IQ is the same temperature as HLJ."
"A person like you can't survive half an episode in a TV series."
"Do you take the medicine and turn on the light? Is it the IQ medicine? It's all scattered on the ground."
"You are Shakespeare without a doctor."
"Although your chest is small, your face is big."
"Although you look ugly, you think beautiful."
"Did your brain run away from home?"
"You're a collection of second-in-commands in numbers and letters, 2B."
"You are born and purged."
"Golden wood water fire you."
"You must be the one who borrowed Zhuge Liang's straw boat."
"You are the scratch paper used by God to create man."
"..."
On the other end of the phone, although the person is American.
But he can communicate with Tang Beiming in Chinese, which shows that he is also a Huaxia hand.
He knows everything about China very well.
He understood everything Tang Beiming scolded him.
After listening to it, he almost died of anger.
He really wanted to beat Tang Beiming now, but it was also too far away for him to go.
He wanted to forget what Tang Beiming scolded him.
But the more he wanted to forget, the more these words became like songs, looping in his mind.
In the end, he couldn't take it anymore and kept hitting his head on the table.
In the beginning, there was still some effect.
But after 1 minute, the effect is gone.
So, he replaced the place where he hit with a wall.
Bang!Bang!Bang!
You may not believe it when you say it, but he ended up beating himself up and smashing himself to death.
"Ding dong."
"Congratulations to the host, you have successfully slapped your face with pretense, and you have obtained a pretense value of 100 million."
"Now, the total value is 600 million."
Uh!
Tang Beiming was taken aback when he heard the words that he successfully pretended to appear in his mind.
What did you do.
He had no idea that what he said was comparable to Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang to death.
Today, he also scolded people to death.
"Husband, Teacher Yu Wai called me and asked me to go to Hengdian in a few days."
At this moment, Zhao Lifei walked in.
It doesn't matter if you walk in, if you wear a sexy bikini strap, Tang Beiming will react immediately.
In addition, I scolded continuously for half an hour just now.
He already had a surge of energy and blood, now, he didn't care about anything else.
"Oh, so you'll be away for a long time, then."
"Yes, people will miss her husband."
"It's not enough to just think about it, you have to take some practical actions."
After speaking, Tang Beiming picked up Zhao Lifei and started to take practical actions.
The first update, please recommend a ticket, ask for a reward.
(End of this chapter)
"System, help me increase my physical attributes to ten."
"Good host, this modification requires 1000 million pretense points, are you sure?"
"confirm."
"The modification has been completed, and the remaining pretentious value is 500 million."
"Congratulations to the host, the physical attributes have reached the highest level of mortals. In the absence of accidents, the host can live a long life."
People say that it is rare for a person to live to seventy.
In ancient times, it was very rare to be 70 years old.
In modern times, medical technology is developed, and people can live longer.
Some are long-lived and can live more than 80 or 90 years.
But there are still very few centenarians.
But now, Tang Beiming has confirmed that he will definitely live to be a hundred years old.
Tang Beiming was very happy about this.
Of course, his goals don't stop there.
I have an invincible modification system against the sky, if I only live a hundred years, how different is it from ordinary people.
My goal is to become an immortal, become a saint, become an ancestor and become a Buddha, live the same life as the sun and the moon, and live the same life as the heaven and the earth.
After returning to Zhonghai, Tang Beiming received a call from the American Academy of Recording and Science, but the caller was an American who could speak Chinese.
They informed Tang Beiming that because of Tang Beiming's album sales, he had broken the world album sales record.
Therefore, this year's Grammy Award winner will be Tang Beiming.
Tang Beiming was very happy to win the award.
"Hey, I won an award, where can I receive it?"
"Come to America."
"I will do it myself?"
"Nonsense, should we still pick you up?"
"No, what's your attitude?"
"That's my attitude, what's the matter. You can learn about the Grammy Awards, okay?"
"I know your sister."
"You are really uneducated. The Grammy Award is the largest music award in the world and one of the four major music awards in the United States. It is also called the Nobel Prize in Music."
"So what? What do you want to say?"
"What did you say? Hehe, you are the first Chinese person to receive this award. You should be proud. This is our rice empire, and you are sure of it. If it weren't for your album sales, you broke the world record. Do you think Our Rice Empire will give you an award."
"However, don't be too complacent. Don't think that if your album sales break the world record, you are so good. Now it's already the wireless era, who still listens to songs with lagging albums."
"Our rice empire has long abandoned this primitive thing. Probably, only your backward China is still using this kind of thing. Otherwise, how could it be possible to break the record created by us Americans."
On the other end of the phone, the American was arrogant.
Every word he said made Tang Beiming want to hit someone.
However, now that I am in China and you are in the United States, I cannot hit you.
If you can't hit me, I'll scold you to death.
"Grass."
"Using the word spicy chicken to describe you is flattering you."
"When Picasso met you, he could sketch directly from nature."
"You must have suffered a lot when you defeated [-] million competitors."
"A person like you can live up to two and a half lines in a novel."
"Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I have the problem of judging people by their appearance."
"You look exactly the same as on your ID card."
"Don't think that the world has abandoned you, the world has no time for you at all."
"It's over, why are you ignoring me? I'm ignoring me like a dog now."
"I just want to scold people, not you."
"It's nothing if you don't have money now, how long will it take for you to have no money in the future?"
"Your complicated facial features can't hide your simple IQ."
"Touch your chest, is it as flat as a boy's?"
"If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, and you will get used to it a few more times in the future."
"For an ugly person, if you take a closer look at him, it is a kind of cruelty."
"Did you grow up drinking dichlorvos?"
"Are you out of your mind?"
"Your stupid, really creative."
"Are you Alzheimer's?"
"You can't read the material just by looking at it."
"God spread wisdom to the world, but you opened the umbrella."
"You are a black hole with a huge pit."
"Look at your face with a huge friction coefficient."
"Look at your face, it's ugly with 360 degrees and no dead ends."
"Remember, don't lose weight, ugly face has nothing to do with being fat."
"Your IQ is the same temperature as HLJ."
"A person like you can't survive half an episode in a TV series."
"Do you take the medicine and turn on the light? Is it the IQ medicine? It's all scattered on the ground."
"You are Shakespeare without a doctor."
"Although your chest is small, your face is big."
"Although you look ugly, you think beautiful."
"Did your brain run away from home?"
"You're a collection of second-in-commands in numbers and letters, 2B."
"You are born and purged."
"Golden wood water fire you."
"You must be the one who borrowed Zhuge Liang's straw boat."
"You are the scratch paper used by God to create man."
"..."
On the other end of the phone, although the person is American.
But he can communicate with Tang Beiming in Chinese, which shows that he is also a Huaxia hand.
He knows everything about China very well.
He understood everything Tang Beiming scolded him.
After listening to it, he almost died of anger.
He really wanted to beat Tang Beiming now, but it was also too far away for him to go.
He wanted to forget what Tang Beiming scolded him.
But the more he wanted to forget, the more these words became like songs, looping in his mind.
In the end, he couldn't take it anymore and kept hitting his head on the table.
In the beginning, there was still some effect.
But after 1 minute, the effect is gone.
So, he replaced the place where he hit with a wall.
Bang!Bang!Bang!
You may not believe it when you say it, but he ended up beating himself up and smashing himself to death.
"Ding dong."
"Congratulations to the host, you have successfully slapped your face with pretense, and you have obtained a pretense value of 100 million."
"Now, the total value is 600 million."
Uh!
Tang Beiming was taken aback when he heard the words that he successfully pretended to appear in his mind.
What did you do.
He had no idea that what he said was comparable to Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang to death.
Today, he also scolded people to death.
"Husband, Teacher Yu Wai called me and asked me to go to Hengdian in a few days."
At this moment, Zhao Lifei walked in.
It doesn't matter if you walk in, if you wear a sexy bikini strap, Tang Beiming will react immediately.
In addition, I scolded continuously for half an hour just now.
He already had a surge of energy and blood, now, he didn't care about anything else.
"Oh, so you'll be away for a long time, then."
"Yes, people will miss her husband."
"It's not enough to just think about it, you have to take some practical actions."
After speaking, Tang Beiming picked up Zhao Lifei and started to take practical actions.
The first update, please recommend a ticket, ask for a reward.
(End of this chapter)
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