Chapter 106
Kai Castle, Dome Theater.
The audience was full of people, all of whom were invited to the premiere.
“Please star Uchiha Sasuke! Uzumaki Naruto!”
Crackling applause rang out.
Naruto walked onto the stage with a smile, Sasuke followed behind. There was a burst of exclamation from the audience:
“oh oh! That’s Naruto Uzumaki! ? Next to him is Uchiha Sasuke! ?”
Konoha muscle tyrants and Konoha steel cannons!?
“That’s Sasuke Uchiha! ? Why is he so sullen? ?! ?”
Everyone exclaimed, and Sakura in the background was cursing.
“…This bastard…Of course a proposal like that would fail!”Xiao Ying gritted her teeth, are you unhappy? I’m even happier than you!
“There are Uchiha Sasuke’s companions, the green muscular man Rock Lee, who is also a muscular man, and the muscular white-eyed Hinata Neji! There are also….”The host made a long sound and pointed behind the scenes:
“Please invite Haruno Sakura, the ninja who broke the bones despite being extremely powerful and overestimating his abilities to attack Sasuke Uchiha!”
The host shouted loudly! There was also a roar in the audience
“The ninja world is equal to Hungarian? who is it! ? Never seen it!”
“Could it be…The one with pink hair?!”
“I see! It’s the inconspicuous one in the corner of the promotional poster!”
“you…You! Overestimating one’s own strength and attacking | Attacking Uchiha Sasuke but having a fractured Ninja Kai Hung, what the hell?!!”The curtain opened, and Sakura had a shit-eating expression on her face, one of her hands was wrapped in a bandage and hung on her chest, and she looked at the host fiercely.
“Let’s go.” Locke Li smiled and patted Xiaoying’s back with his thick arm.
“Don’t |him| shoot me!”Sakura almost spit out blood|
“Haha, Haruno Sakura is extremely strong but has a broken bone.” Hyuga Neci also patted Sakura on the back.
Sakura suddenly felt heart palpitations and hurriedly avoided it.
Soft Fist Technique·Bagua Sixty-Four Palms!
Hyuga Neci and Sakura staggered
“Tsk…”Neji regretfully walked past Sakura
“Did Neji catch their problem too?!”Sakura broke into a cold sweat.
“Haha, it’s time for us to go on stage, let’s go together.” An old man walked next to
“Kato Ohtori-san, Asama-san,” Sakura said hello.
It’s director Kato Ohtori and Asama the third doctor. Haruno
Sakura, I was thinking why you guys haven’t come yet, but I didn’t expect to meet Kato Ohtori with a smile while walking around the tavern. , and asked doubtfully,”But what was Sasuke-san doing at that time?”
“Well…”Sakura has a black streak on her head.
How should I reply? That Sasuke is proposing to a woman he just met?!
At that time, Kato Ohtori and Asama Sandaime were passing by the tavern. When they heard the commotion, they came over to see the excitement, and they met Sasuke and others.
It was then that Sakura realized that Sasuke had no idea where the premiere was being held.
Son of a bitch! Not only do you not know where the premiere is, but you’re fucking proposing to a woman you just met!
“I am here to express my condolences on behalf of Your Highness Koyuki.” Dr. Asama walked onto the stage with Sakura and Kato Ohtori with a smile.
Sasuke and his entourage stood on the stage with thunderous applause.
Kato Ohtori is very famous, very famous, so at this time Everyone is paying close attention to
“Director Kato Ohtori, please give a speech.” The host handed the microphone to Kato Ohtori.
“Okay, I will just say a few words.” The white-haired old man took the microphone and said:
“beep beep”
“Okay, thank you everyone.”
Kato Ohtori bowed, and the audience burst into thunderous applause.
“As expected of director Kato Ohtori! This is really the true knowledge of art!”
“Awesome. I have never heard of such comments. He is really talented.”
“Only in this way can we invite a famous ninja like Uchiha Sasuke to be an actor!”
“Thank you everyone, thank you CCAV, thank you to the country of snow.” Kato Ohtori bowed to
“???”Sakura was confused as to what he said.
But seeing Locke Li and others extremely excited
“You can show off your muscles right away!!”Naruto’s eyes were blazing with fire.
“OK~~~! Thank you to Director Kato Ohtori for your remarks! So before the movie”Snow Muscle Ninja” is broadcast, let’s invite the team of starring Sasuke Uchiha to bring us a wonderful muscle show!!!”The host howled, looking like he was going crazy.
“”Hey, let’s get out of here.” Kato Ohtori and Asama were about to leave.
“Then me too…”Sakura also follows |
“Why are you back? Going to perform?”Kato Ohtori turned around and looked at Sakura in confusion.
“ah?”Sakura’s expression was stunned…….
In the grand theater.
The verb is hit twice, the action is hit twice.
In the rhythmic music, several muscular men showed off their muscles crazily.
The audience is excited
“Amazing! That blond muscular man actually turned the barbell like an electric fan!”
“Wow! The green one is actually able to use its muscles to create hard steel shurikens! This is the ninjutsu in the movie!”
“that! The one with white eyes has been doing push-ups! Already made 10,000!”I saw Hinata Neji lying on the ground, his strong arms rising and falling, and he was doing push-ups so fast that he couldn’t even see his face clearly.
“Why is that black-haired one standing there still? And why is that pink thing also on stage? Create contrast?!
“I made you? Contrast…What is a pink ‘thing’?!”Sakura on the stage was really about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, and she threw the dumbbells on her hands on the ground.
Why should I perform too!
She looked at Sasuke again.
Sasuke had a sullen face, curled his lips, and stood like an iron tower, his eyes | The god was gloomily dripping with tears.
The previous proposal was severely rejected by Sami, and Sasuke was very confused.
In a moment of confusion, he was brought to the premiere.
“Why…Why did my proposal fail?”Sasuke was confused and couldn’t figure out why he failed?
“My muscles are big enough. Why would that woman reject me?”Sasuke glanced at the audience and saw that the crowd was full of emotions.
“sharp! I also want to have this kind of muscle!”
“So handsome!”
Impossible, they all like me.
It seems that I must not have shown my muscles enough. After all, I haven’t fully shown them yet!
Sasuke touched the non-existent beard on his chin in confusion.
“Huh?”
Suddenly, Sasuke saw four people in the crowd…..
Under the stage, four Kirabis sat side by side, all wearing
“Well…”Samyi was wrapped in a cloak and was extremely hot. He was sweating all over his body. He was panting heavily because of the heat, and his chest was heaving.
“So hot! I really want to take it off! Why do I have to wrap this thing up here like a thief?” Karui’s character was so out of character that he couldn’t help it.
“Master, this is for Sister Samyi, okay. After all, if Uchiha Sasuke sees Sister Samyi again, that guy will definitely come up to propose.” Omoyi was wrapped in a white cloak,”But he likes Sister Samyi. Is it because Samyi’s sister Hung is older?…?”
“Then it would be better if we just didn’t come!! Why do you still come to this crowded place? ?”Karui thought casually.
“Because I want to appreciate the art of the famous director Kato Ohtori. Rap skills also require a lot of sensory materials to accumulate. Understanding art more will help my rap skills improve even more!”Khilabi wore black round sunglasses, crossed his arms, and said seriously.
This sentence made the three of them agree.
Kirabi’s rap skills really need to be improved.
“Then we don’t have to follow you, right?…”Samyi was covered in sweat and his clothes were soaked
“Yes, yes,” Karui and Omoyi nodded.
“No, you must follow!”Qilabi gritted his teeth.
“???”Karui and Omoyi | confused
“why…”Sami fanned herself
“Because I am an Amway fanatic! Amway maniacs must force others to benefit!”Chilabi said firmly.
“Holy shit!”Karui almost fell down.
What the hell is this reason?! Amway madman?
So you are quite dedicated, right?!
Don’t think that forcing others is so reasonable!!
“Hey, Uchiha Sasuke him!”Omoyi suddenly pointed to the stage
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”A burst of laughter burst out on the stage. Sasuke’s voice was like a bell, chakra was released all over his body, thunder and lightning flashed, and his muscles expanded violently! That’s it! Even though you said you refused me, , but you came here to watch my performance. In fact, you still like my muscles! Sasuke shouted, looking at the cloaked people in the audience, pointing at one of them with a tall chest and saying
“????”The audience looked confused, what did this person say? ? They all looked in the direction Sasuke was pointing.
Only four cloaked figures were seen
“What? ? ? ?”Samyi was confused.
“It’s been recognized! It’s all your fault for being too big! If Karui would definitely not be recognized|come!”Omoyi covered his head with a sad look on his face.
“Can I go to Ning?”Karui stomped on Omoi and shouted.
Samyi reacted.
Sasuke’s look was obviously talking to her!
You have completely misunderstood. I said I don’t like big muscles. What a man!
Oh! Sasuke poured a jar of oil over his head, soaking his whole body! The exposed muscles suddenly became shiny!!
“Today I will let you experience the real charm of muscles!!”Sasuke roared loudly, the oil on his body was shining brightly, and the flames and thunder flashed wildly.
The scene was like a disco venue for a moment!
“good! What a strong light!!”The audience seemed to be blinded!
“Brother! Amazing!!!”The muscles of Naruto, Rock Lee, and Hinata Neji also reflected light.
“good…So flashy!”Sakura covered her eyes with her arms, trying to cover up the dazzling light,”You, what are you doing!”
“This time, let the girl experience the charm of my Uchiha Sasuke!!!”Sasuke leapt forward and turned into a shooting star. The flames on his body disappeared, leaving only thunder, rushing towards the direction of Lei Yin and the others.
“Wow! Sasuke Uchiha! So handsome! Sign me your autograph!”The audience suddenly got excited and got it, and wanted to gather around them one after another.
“Uchiha Sasuke, I want to get up with you!”Some bold girls are already hysterical and don’t know what nonsense they are talking about.
“Is this kind of special effect worthy of being called a ninja?!”
Everyone in the huge theater was excited!
“You don’t want to block my way to propose!!”When Sasuke saw so many people surrounding him, he shouted loudly, and his whole body suddenly twisted strangely.
Open your hips! Open your dragon’s spine!
“This waist is twisted! Absolutely amazing!”
“Waist monster!”
The crowd exclaimed again!
He swerved to the left and turned around, avoiding countless people, knocking open countless seats, and rushed to the last row of seats in the theater
“Yu…Uchiha Sasuke is here!!! Omoyi said nervously, breaking into a cold sweat.
“Sister Sam! marry me!”Sasuke yelled! His body was shiny with oil!
“I told you….I don’t like big muscles | fleshy ones….”The blond Samyi covered his face with black lines on his face
“Damn, this guy proposed again!!!” Karui exclaimed
“”You take your feet away from Omoi’s face, let’s stop him,” Chilabi said, his body moving.
“ah? oh…oh oh!”Karui looked down and saw that he was indeed stepping on Omoyi’s face, so he quickly took his foot away.
“What a hassle…”Omoi rubbed his face and rushed towards Sasuke after Kirabi and Karui.
The scene is chaotic
“Big brother went to propose again?! The one in the cloak is the big-breasted sister?”Naruto touched his head and stood blankly with little Li Ningji.
“…..I have a bad feeling.” Sakura frowned. She always felt that Sasuke was going to do something with his weak soul, so she followed him. In the back seat of the audience,
Sasuke and Raigakure looked at each other.
“You want to prevent a man from getting love! ?”Sasuke said coldly, his muscles were as strong as a furious wild bear.
“Can you be normal? ?”Qilabi has a black hair
“Yes, it’s not bad for a fierce and petty woman like Karui! Sometimes it’s quite cute,” Omoyi said quietly.
“What are you talking about?”Karui kicked Omoi over, pushed him to the ground and stomped on him hard, but there was a trace of blush on his face |
“”Uchiha Sasuke” Samyi came up with interesting impatience and disgust on his face |
“Sister Sam!!”Sasuke’s eyes lit up and he straightened his chest, his face was shiny.
“Sasuke Uchiha…You go back, I don’t like you” Samyi said helplessly
“Sasuke!”Sakura jumped to Sasuke’s side,”If a girl doesn’t like you, don’t pester her.”
“Ha, I know! Sister Sam, I know why you don’t like me.” Sasuke smiled slightly, confident and tall.
“You know, you still..?”Sam was stunned and looked at Sasuke in confusion.
Sakura rolled her eyes.
What are you doing? Stop showing off!
It’s just because you have big muscles. People don’t like people with big muscles. I’ve already told you.
Can you listen to other people’s literal meaning?
“Hey, Sister Sam, you don’t like me, but I know how to make you fall in love with me….”Sasuke smiled slightly.
Seeing Sasuke’s confident look, Raikakure and the other three were a little bit deceived. Could it be that this guy had any trump cards to make Sam like him?
“Uchiha Sasuke is courting! Big news!”The onlookers also came around at this time
“Is that the one he likes? ? What a hot body!”There were reporters mixed in, snapping photos.
“I don’t know how he will make his lover fall in love! ?”
“Damn it…Is Sasuke so popular now?”Sakura stood aside and watched blankly.
Sasuke’s confident look attracted everyone, and everyone was looking forward to it. They didn’t know how he would make Samui fall in love.
“I won’t be tempted no matter what.” Samyi frowned and crossed her arms in front of her chest.
Sasuke’s entanglement made her a little annoyed.
“Brother! Come on, no matter what the result is, brother | I will always support you!”Naruto squeezed through the crowd and walked in
“Brother Sasuke! You will definitely conquer my sister-in-law successfully!”Rock Lee’s huge body squeezed in, thumbs up, teeth shining!
“Brother Sasuke, my white eyes can clearly see through your body, you are at your peak!”Hyuga Neji walked in, the corners of his mouth curved,”Muscles change destiny! Muscles get love!”
“Lords…”Sasuke was silent, his moved muscles were twitching. He took a deep breath, with a confident and calm smile on his face, and his whole body was filled with a calm and confident temperament. He smiled slightly and looked at Sasuke firmly. Mui.
His appearance made the people around him look slightly sideways.
At this moment | everyone held their breath, wanting to see what Sasuke was going to say.
Why are you so confident that you can turn the tide? Make Sam fall in love with him?
“Sister Sam, you will fall in love with me because…”……
Dome Theater exterior roof
“Is this what Sasuke calls muscle art? Show off your muscles like a gorilla on stage? Deidara said with a sarcastic tone,”I thought Uchiha Sasuke had the same temperament as Itachi. It really embarrasses the Uchiha family.”
And these viewers, do they have any sense of aesthetics?
Is there any flesh that grows on a human body ? What’s good to see?
I, Deidara, will let you see what real art is today.
“Can you pay attention to your image? Do you look like an artist like this?”Scorpion looked at Deidara with a dark face, only to see him sticking out his butt and peeking at a hole in the roof.
“Well…Ahem…”Dilada’s face turned red and he quickly got up |”Okay, Scorpion-senpai, since Sasuke doesn’t respect art like this, as seniors we have to beat him up.””
“Ouch?”When Scorpion heard this, he was very pleased. He immediately felt that Deidara looked a little more pleasing to the eye. He nodded and said,”It makes sense.”
“Okay, Senior Scorpion, how about letting this junior start this artistic feast?” Deidara said again
“Ouch?”Scorpion was very impressed after hearing this. Why did Deidara suddenly become so smart? He waved his hand,”Okay, then I’ll leave it to you.”
“”Heh.” Deidara chuckled secretly,”Then I’ll be disrespectful, okay.”
Deidara pressed his hand on the hole in the roof, inside which were the people in the theater.
“Psychicism·Exploding Clay·C4 Dragon!!”
Boom! Several huge dragon slayers smashed open the roof and flew inside!
“Holy shit! you!”Scorpion’s eyes suddenly widened!
Such a big dragon?!
This guy Deidara wants to blow up everyone inside!”
“I’m sorry, Senior Scorpion, under my momentary art, your eternal art has no chance to be displayed.”
Deidara looked at Scorpion with an evil smile.