Chapter 11
Fortunately, Hubi came back in the end, and was now in his arms.
In an instant, he felt like he owned the whole world again.
"It doesn't matter, I just did what everyone would do after seeing it. I am a hero driven by interest." Saitama, who had finished his daze, looked at Rick's serious expression in front of him and smiled lightly. road.
"By the way, are you really a couple?"
Saitama looked at Rick, who was probably in his twenties, and Hubie, who looked like a young girl, and couldn't help but ask his question.
And Rick answered this question without hesitation.
"Of course, Hubie and I have sworn to live together forever."
As he said that, he looked down at the ring on his hand, and at Hubie who looked up at him in his arms, with a happy smile on his face.
Saitama: "..."
Wow, you really took action against a young girl.
However, Saitama looked at the way they looked at each other, and thought about how Hubie had tightly protected the ring in his hand even when he was about to die, and how Rick had acted like crazy when he first arrived in this hidden space. He rushed to Hubi and hugged her An Xin tightly.
Forget it, it doesn’t feel impossible.
Saitama scratched his cheek and thought about this, retracting his previous idea of punching the opponent lightly. Compared to this...
"By the way, I'm hungry. Can I have dinner here?"
His special price crabs were beaten to ashes by those brats with wings, and his dinner was completely gone.
Luodan's face was full of distress.
This also made Rick a little stunned. He thought that this seemingly human man didn't need to eat. However, he laughed and said feeling inexplicably happy.
"Yeah, no problem. That's enough. I'll let you try my Hubie's craftsmanship."
"Eh? Can this kid know how to cook? He's really amazing at such a young age."
"That's right, this is my wife!"
"Tip, there is no relevant experience in cooking in Hubi's database."
"It's okay, I love whatever Hubi makes."
"Well, Hubby will work hard."
"...?"
At this time, looking at Hubie who looked excited and motivated, Rick and Saitama didn't know what a wrong decision they had made.
...
After one hour.
The bald caped man lay on the ground like a corpse.
The wooden bowl with some unknown objects left was placed quietly next to his hand. His right hand, wearing a red glove, trembled and scratched the Japanese words "It tastes terrible" on the ground.
"Oh my god, this, this is going to kill me, I can't stand it..."
The invincible Saitama fell.
Although his digestive ability has become so strong in the past three years that even the parts of dragon-level monsters that look like ordinary food and are actually harder than steel can be cooked and eaten easily, but in some aspects he is surprisingly similar to ordinary people.
For example, I don't eat much, my taste is normal, etc...
Saitama still believed that as a human, it was impossible for him to eat things like steel screw parts and engine oil.
Hubie, who was wearing an apron and trying to tie a single ponytail, held a spatula in his hand and looked at Saitama who was lying on the ground with a puzzled look on his face.
"What's up with him?"
Hubie looked up at Rick, who was silent for some reason, and asked curiously.
"... He probably feels the coolness on the ground is quite comfortable and wants to lie down for a while."
Rick told a white lie without conscience. What he didn't know was that a certain slime from another world often told his secretary-general the same thing.
"That's right, humans do need to rest frequently." Hubi, who didn't notice the problem because of some subtle differences in cognition, nodded in approval, and then...
"Rick, why don't you eat?"
Hubi tilted his little head, looked at the other person in confusion, and said, "If you are afraid of getting burned, I can help you blow it."
Rick: "..."
He looked at his lovely wife, then at the indescribable thing in the wooden bowl in his hand, and finally decided——
It’s time to show off your manhood!
So, half a minute later.
There were two people lying on the ground.
"Rick, are you okay?" Hubie knelt down and pushed Rick gently with a worried look on his face. "You are sweating. Is my cooking not delicious?"
"No, it's okay."
Rick, whose forehead was covered with cold sweat, said with a forced smile: "I just suddenly felt a little hot, so I wanted to lie down on the ground for a while."
"Eh? Really?"
"Well...after all, I just drank hot soup."
But, what she cooks is rice.
Hubie looked at the two people lying on the ground with a blank expression. There was no record of relevant information in the database, but she felt that what she should have cooked for dinner was pretty good.
"Huh?"
Hubie suddenly turned her head and looked outside the outdoor platform. She felt that the mark she had secretly left on Croni was approaching here.
It's strange. Sister Croni obviously came to visit not long ago, and she probably won't come again in a short time.
Hubie turned on the detection system doubtfully, looked in that direction, and found that it was indeed Croni. However, this time she was accompanied by a man she had never seen before, and...
"Like Saitama, there is no spirit corridor in the body?"
After Hubby murmured for a while, he thought about it and decided to use the newly recovered energy to directly use space transfer to pull them over.
After all, traveling in the wilderness is not a safe thing. Although there is a possibility of being discovered by a superior race due to the weak fluctuation of elven power, a man who just beat down the entire Flügel race alone is still beside her. He was lying on his stomach with an uncomfortable look on his face.
So, the matrix is expanded, energy output, spatial positioning, target locking, and then——
Two people and two animals suddenly appeared in front of Hubi out of thin air.
"quack!"
The animals that were startled by the sudden change of scene screamed in horror, but after seeing the familiar Hubi, they all bowed to the ground at the same time.
Well, it's cool and quite comfortable.
Croni, who was also slightly startled, hugged Hubie with a happy face when she saw Hubie wearing an apron and a single ponytail.
"Hubby, long time no see. My sister is here to visit you again."
"Sister Croni, it hasn't been too long." Hubi, whose face was buried, said vaguely.
At this time, Gafan, who was in a state of vigilance, also put down his subconscious and raised his protective arm in front of him. He looked at Hubi who was being held by Croni in his arms and this huge hidden space. He relaxed with relief. One breath.
"Phew - we're finally here, luckily everything is safe."
While relaxing, Gafan finally noticed Saitama lying on the ground next to him.
Looking at the other party's familiar bald head, old-fashioned cloak, and stick-figure-style egg-faced face, Gafan was stunned subconsciously, and then finally reacted.
"Fuck! Saitama-sensei!"
Then, I noticed the other person lying on the ground with a burned out look on his face...
Damn it! Who is so perverted that he fucked Saitama down? !
Because it was so sudden, Gafan was so shocked that he didn't know what to say.
At this time, Hubi, who was being hugged by Croni with a smile and patting his head, suddenly spoke abruptly.
"By the way, Sister Cloni, and this visitor who is meeting us for the first time, I just made dinner. Do you want to eat some together?"
"Hey, Hubby, you actually cooked?"
Before Gafan could answer, Croni said with a surprised look on her face: "This is the first time, sister, I definitely want to try it. By the way, where is Rick?"
After letting go of Hubby, Croni looked around suspiciously, and then found her brother still lying on the ground not far away.
"Hey!!! Rick, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
Croni hurriedly went over and knelt down to push the other person gently, but did not receive a reply. Instead, she saw the child's right hand trembling and drew two words on the ground.
Run away.
"???"
Croni's head was filled with questions, feeling that she was too stupid to understand OAO, and behind her stood Gafan who was curious to see what the protagonist of this world looked like.
Then Hubie came over with two full wooden bowls.
"Sister Cloni, dinner is here."
"Oh, okay, then I would like to taste my Hubie's craftsmanship without any courtesy?"
Croni, who stood up and replied subconsciously, was stunned.
She looked at the indescribable thing in the wooden bowl and was confused for a moment, not knowing how to react.
This, what is this?
And Ga Fan was also stunned.
After all, after living for two lifetimes, this was the first time that he saw something like this that was beyond common sense and could not be described in words in reality.
This, is this dinner?
Confused, he felt that his common sense had been subverted, and then he noticed the confused elder sister, the expectant Hubi, the hopeless Saitama, and...
The look in Rick's eyes as he lay on the ground.
"..."
In an instant, he knew what he should do now.
It’s time to show off your manhood!
"Sister, let me help you eat your share!"
"Oh, eh???"
Half a minute later.
There were three people lying on the ground.
With his trembling right hand, Gafan silently drew a trace of Chinese characters for "It tastes so bad" on the ground.
"I want to die..."
Hubie next to him looked down at the three people lying on the ground, and then looked up at Croni who was stunned beside him.
A confused look on his face.
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Three men sit in a row to eat with wooden bowls and spoons.
In the end, Croni cooked herself and made a dinner using the food stored here.
"Thanks for the hospitality."
Gafan put down the wooden bowl and touched his belly with some guilt. He almost died just now. Fortunately, Hubi looked confused and fed them something similar to healing liquid.
Otherwise, I don't know if his body, which is just an ordinary person's, can bear it.
Thinking of the system's confused reminder in his mind that his body's resistance to poison had increased, Gafan didn't know what to say.
At this moment, Rick, who also swallowed the last bite of food, suddenly spoke.
"Okay, now that dinner is finished, I have a question."
The eyes that were no longer red turned back to their calm and sharp eyes. Rick put down the wooden bowl, looked at Gafan and Saitama in a daze, and asked bluntly.