Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

【Dvalin: ???】

[Yingmei: Good guy, after a long time, Dvalin turned out to be neither an attacker nor a villain!, it was just going to pick up Wendy!(surprised.jpg)]

[Alice: This turn almost flashed my old waist~]

[Barbara: (covers her face.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Unexpected, reasonable! It is indeed something he can do!]

[Shadow: Barbatos, don't come to Inazuma easily in the future, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist pulling out my sword.] (.jpg serious face)]

[Nahida: Drinking and drinking mistakes, you can't learn this!]

[Funina: Hey, poor Dvalin, came all the way to pick someone up, but he was beaten up for some reason. 】

[Paimon: The singer first gave a beating to Inazuma, and then let his family members beat him up. It is true that he has mastered the understanding of not doing business. 】

[Navillette: Even so, as an anemo-elemental dragon, you can't beat a single Paimon, so you might as well quit the group.] 】

[Paimon: ???]

[Paimon: Paimon: Paimon and I'm also very strong, okay!(.jpg hands on his hips)]

[Dvalin: She's on the hook!]

[Navillette: You've lost!" (a serious .jpg)]

[Dvalin: ......]

【......】

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Outside Mondstadt.

Dvalin and Wendy had just landed here.

However, the atmosphere between the two of them became a little strange at this time.

Looking at Dvalin, who was looking at her with a serious face, Wendy touched her head with a smirk.

"Ahem, what, Dvalin, are you alright?"

Not long ago, he was repeatedly joking about this guy.

I didn't expect it to come so quickly!

Dvalin actually went to Inazuma to pick himself up......

Who would have thought of that?

The light curtain is too unserious, right?

Wendy felt a strong evil taste from the light curtain~

Dvalin was speechless for a while.

It's okay?

Can you "280" be okay?

It had wondered why it had run away to Inazuma in such a good way.

Got it now!

Feelings are to pick up this goods!

The result?

Not to mention the fluttering across the sea, he was also inexplicably hit by the Inazuma people.

After that, he even had a fight with the giant Paimon!

If Gan wins, it's nothing.

But the other party made a wave of outrageous operations and beat himself up!

Now he has been expelled from the dragon by a certain careful-eyed dragon.

Even if Dvalin didn't experience it, he was just watching the video.

But it's yourself in the video after all!

It all felt sorry for itself in the light curtain.

It's miserable~

Why was he fooled by this guy's piano sound back then?

Seeing Wendy's distracted appearance, Dvalin became angrier the more he thought about it.

Eventually, it couldn't bear it anymore and roared loudly.

"Let's get down to business, Barbatos~"

Wendy touched her nose when she heard this.

Doing business?

Aren't they here to get down to business?

...

Villa.

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen had another fun addiction,

He said with a smile.

"After watching this video, I think everyone has gained a lot of fun. "

"Well, that's the end of the indecent comments about Dvalin. "

At this point, today's comments are all over. "

"After that, I'll upload the clips as before. "

"Tomorrow at the same time, we will continue with the next Genshin Impact character series review!"

"Stay tuned~"

After speaking, Luo Chen closed the live broadcast room.

Then I started editing the live video.

When you're done with that, it's time to prepare the next character's review!

Rock King Emperor Zhongli!

This is a very interesting character~

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【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Kuki Shinobu: I'm here again, and today's summary is as follows:]

[Kuki Shinobu: A serious comment on His Excellency the Wind God - "The gods love people" and "Freedom". 】

[Kuki Shinobu: A serious comment on Dvalin, the dependent of the god of wind - past experience. 】

[Kuki Shinobu: An indecent comment about His Excellency Fengshen - "Baba Tuosi", "May Fengshen fool you", "Don't do business", "No Mora", "Afraid of cats". 】

[Kuki Shinobu: An indecent comment about Dvalin, the family of the god of wind - "Paimon vs. Dvalin."] 】

[Arataki Itto: Ashinobi, good job!]

[Xiangling: Huh, are there only five improper comments of the wind god?]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Although there are only five, there is a lot of content. In particular, the second unserious comment said that there were several contents. 】

[Dvalin: "May the wind god fool you" is not a joke?]

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Alice: Oh, there are only five gods, but I Keqing has six.jpg!

[Nilou: Looking at it this way, Miss Keqing's side is really exaggerated!

[Keqing: ......]

[Yingmei: Actually, Wendy should add a "wine Mengzi" there, after all, she is an alcoholic~]

[Paimon: That makes sense!, so it's the same as Keqing's six indecent comments!]

[Wendy: Hey, I'm the second one to have six unserious comments, but it definitely won't be the last one~ (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Dvalin: Tsk, I agree with this~]

[Alice: I remember which god you have compared to the most serious before, now~]

[Xiao: The emperor will never be like this!]

[Kujou Sara: The same goes for the Shogun!]

[Nilou: So is the little grass god!]

[Clorinde: Lady Funina, forehead ......]

[Funina: ???]

[Yingmei: Hehe, don't talk too much~]

[Paimon: Hehe, looking forward to the comments in the future~]

【......】

Amid the discussion of the crowd, a mechanical sound sounded in the minds of everyone in Teyvat.

【Ding!End of review~】

[The person who is reviewed will receive a random reward.] 】

[Rewards include, but are not limited to, delicious food, strength-enhancing items, resurrection items, and magical items such as removing wear and tear.] 】

Hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up.

Is this a reward coming?

Sure enough,

In the next second, the picture of the light curtain dimming lit up again.

It is Wendy and Dvalin, located just outside of Mondstadt

Then, two golden meteors streaked across the sky.

Then they landed in front of the two of them.

After a moment, the golden light dissipated.

Two items appeared in front of the two of them.

[Ding! Congratulations to Barbatos, the god of wind who was commented on today, and got the reward - Strange Wine Gourd!]

[Strange Wine Gourd: Once a day, there is a chance to produce fine wine from different worlds. There is a chance that it will produce a strange wine. 】

[Note: If it produces a strange wine, it is only valid for one person!]

[Ding! Congratulations to Dvalin, the family of the Wind God who was commented on today, and received a reward - a negative removal card]

[Negative Removal Card: After use, it can remove all negative effects of the body. This includes, but is not limited to, injuries, mutilated limbs, amnesia, wear and tear, etc. 】

[Note: This reward is bound and cannot be transferred to others.] 】

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【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Shadow: Negative Removal Card?Can Remove Wear?(Excited .jpg)]

[Zhongli: The reward of the light curtain should not be fake. This is something that even the gods crave~]

[Venti: yes, Dvalin's luck this time is really good, it seems that he didn't get beaten in vain.] 】

[Dvalin: ......]

[Tighnari: It would be nice if Collei had it, maybe her illness ......]

[Collei: It's okay Master Tighnari, there's always a chance.] 】

[Baizhu: If the energy is produced, the people in the world will no longer have to worry about getting hurt. 】

[Hu Tao: Then you're going to lose your job, ah no, we're both going to be unemployed!]

[Alice: It's impossible to mass-produce something so precious.] Even if it does come out in mass production, it is not necessarily a good thing. 】

[Changsheng: That's true~]

【......】

...

Outside Mondstadt.

Wendy looked at the people in the chat group discussing it, and looked at Dvalin.

"Dvalin, though the reward is bound. "

"But it's better to use it as soon as possible, in case it doesn't change. "

"Hmm!"

Dvalin nodded, then reached out and grabbed the card in front of him with his claws.

Then said softly.

"Use!" (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu novel network!)

The words fell, and the cards on the paws turned into scattered golden dots of light.

Then he surged towards Dvalin.

Dvalin's body became a little unnatural at the sight of the light.

Because it was these points of light in the light curtain that resurrected his opponent.

However, after seeing the point of light towards itself, it did not struggle wildly.

As the curtain of light poured into its body, it felt its entire body warm up.

At this moment, it was as if some shackles had been broken.

Suddenly there was a sense of comfort and relaxation that had never been felt before.

It's like going back to the moment when it was born from the wind!

And even better!

"How does it feel?"

Wendy said curiously.

"Good!"

"Good!"

"It's never been better!"

Dvalin's tone was full of delight.

If it had this reward for 500 years, it wouldn't have survived 500 years of torment!

Hearing this, Wendy nodded in relief.

Old friends can be freed from shackles, and he is happy for each other.

As for himself......

With the [Strange Wine Gourd] here, there is always a chance.

Compared to Wendy, the gods of the older generation, such as Shadow and Zhongli, are a little envious.

Why do they think about abdicating and the other thinking about making dolls?

A lot of it is because of the need to avoid wear and tear!

The last one, badly worn, has been suppressed.

They don't want to forget the past and do something bad.

It's a pity that this reward is tied to use.

Otherwise, they really want to swap with Dvalin.

This is much more reliable than the random water in Navillette!

...

Mondstadt, an abyssal base somewhere.

Originally, it was still a happy atmosphere.

They are all discussing the fun of the wind god and how to raise cats in the future.

However, upon hearing the reward, all members of the Abyss Order fell silent.

Others have wear and tear, and they also have curses!

Now watching others receive such rewards, their feelings are extremely complicated.

It has the meaning of envy, jealousy and hatred~

At this time, an abyss mage seemed to think of something........

Hurriedly said respectfully to the air.

"Your Royal Highness, will there be a reward in the light curtain that can solve the curse on us?"

"Or the wine of the god of wind, or the water ...... of Navillette"

Hearing their colleagues' words, the eyes of the other members of the Abyss Cult lit up one by one.

They hadn't thought about it before, but now it seems ......

If they could, wouldn't they be able to get rid of the curse directly?

After listening to Sora, he waved his hand a little abruptly.

"Anemo and Navillette, don't think about it. "

"For one, I don't believe they have that much luck. "

"Second, the acquisition of exotic wine and water can only be used by one person. "

"It's a drop in the bucket for us!"

"As for the reward ...... in the light curtain"

With that, he glanced at his subordinates under the throne.

Seeing their expectant eyes, Sora was silent for a moment before nodding with a smile.

"The light curtain is amazing, naturally there is!"

"And I've always had good luck. "

"So as long as you review me, it's very likely!"

Hearing this, all the members of the Abyss Order became excited.

After living miserably for so many years, I finally see the light of day!

Immediately cheered one by one.

Sora looked at the lively scene in front of him, and sighed secretly in his heart.

He can't say exactly when he will be reviewed, let alone the appropriate reward.

The odds are too low......

But he couldn't bear to let his men's expectations be disappointed.

"Hey......"

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【Extraordinary Chat Group】

After seeing Dvalin's reward, everyone turned their attention to Wendy's reward.

[Funina: Strange Wine Gourd? This looks a bit like Navillette's reward!]

[Navillette: Indeed! But one is water and the other is wine. 】

[Yingmei: It just so happens that one of you likes to taste water, and the other likes to drink, a perfect match!]

[Paimon: It's okay now, the singers have wine from another world every day, and I guess I'm happy to die~. 】

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Zhongli: I hope the luck of the wind god can be better, otherwise it will ......]

[Nahida: You don't want to have a cup of alcohol made from nuclear wastewater, do you?"

[Diona: That's the best, just quit drinking!]

[Navillette: ......]

[Wendy: ......]

...

Outside Mondstadt.

"Don't worry, watch my performance!"

Wendy looks confident!

He's not the royal luck of little Klee, though.

But it won't be a non-chief like Villatte!

With this in mind, he stepped forward and took his reward.

Wendy used to drink with a wine glass, and never used a gourd.

I couldn't help but look at it with some curiosity.

Well, a little light.

There shouldn't be any wine in it yet.

But I also knew that I was broadcasting, so I didn't delay too long.

After holding the gourd in the palm of her hand, Wendy silently thought in her heart.

"Use today's random chance!"

The words fell, and the wine gourd in his hand sank instantly.

Apparently it was already full of wine.

Then, a series of light word prompts suddenly appeared in the sky above the [Strange Wine Gourd].

[Enhanced Vodka: A strong 4.9 version of the drink from another world.] Note: Ignoring all the powers of the gods, immortals, etc., it makes people feel the purest taste of the drink. 】

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【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Alice: Vodka? or Fortified? Good Guys!]

[Barbara: Miss Alice knows what kind of wine this is? (curious.jpg)]

[Alice: I've heard of this wine in another world.] It is said that this wine is very strong, and after drinking it......, it is very good!

[Yingmei: This is still an ordinary vodka, and Wendy's is an enhanced version this time, and it can't be solved with divine power. 】

[Xiangling: In other words, in front of this fine wine, all beings are equal?]

[Kamisato Ayaka: That's what it means!]

[Jean: Won't Lord Barbatos get even better after drinking the enhanced version?]

Seeing this, Wendy smiled and patted Hun and began to raise the flag!

"I don't dare to say anything else, but the wine~"

"Hey, I'm a professional!"

"Definitely not drunk!"

"I will never do anything unserious!"

As he spoke, he directly removed the cork of the wine gourd.

Instantly, a strong aroma of wine greeted you.

Wendy couldn't help but perk up.

Wine!

As an alcoholic, he suddenly became hungry.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I just picked up the gourd and poured it into my mouth.

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【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos can't have a problem drinking like this, right?]

[Dvalin: Remove the "no"!]

[Diona: Oh no, it's definitely going to be on the top now!, sure enough, wine is not a good thing!]

[Yingmei: It's good to be on top! When the time comes, I will give everyone a live performance of a wind god and a cat girl~]

[Paimon: Hiss ~ Looking forward to it!]

[Hu Tao: Hehe, looking forward to it~]

[Yae Miko: Looking forward to ~]

[Funina: Looking forward to it~]

[Barbara: ......]

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ps: Someone from home is coming today, so the first chapter will be updated early.